KGB Family Restaurant

24/02/2014

Ek Bhikhari ko kahi se 100 rs ka Note Mila
Weh ek bade hotel me khana khane gaya

Waha Paet Bhar ke usne Khana Khaya

Aur us khane ka bill aaya 3000 rs /-

Paise Na Hone Ke kaaran
Manager ne use Police ke hawale kar diya

Us Bhikhari ne weh 100 ka note police ko diya
or Chhoot gaya

- Ise kehte hai perfect Management

23/02/2014

I had a crush on her until she said, ''8 baj
gaye, Balika Vadhu dekhna hai..

23/02/2014

20/02/2014

A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.
Boy: You are the 2nd most beautiful girl I've
ever seen.
Girl: Who's the first?.............................................
Boy: It's you when you smile!.

20/02/2014

EK BAAR NAHIN YE DIL 100 BAAR HAI
TUTA......PAR SHOK MOHABAT KA AB TAK
NA CHHUTA

19/02/2014

In a factory: A man standing on the floor and
looking aimlessly.
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and
told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste
time, This is ur 3 months salary. Now get out
of here. Never come back"
That guy left...
Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"
Workers replied "Courier Boy Sir"..
Moral: Don't overreact in every situation!

19/02/2014

Ladkiyan kehti hai ki ladke
dhokhebaaz
hote hai... ...
Or
ladke kehte hai ki ladkiyan
dhokhebaaz hoti hai.. ♥♥Magar such to yeh
hai ki ek
sacchi
ladki ko galat ladka mil jata
hai.....
or
ek sacche ladke ko galat ladki mil jati
hai......
Galti kisi ki nahi hoti hai..
Magar badnaam pyar ho jata
hai..!!

18/02/2014

18/02/2014