29/09/2026
🚨 TONIGHT'S OFFICIAL ENGLAND MATCH OFFICIAL 🚨 “Emilios” Plugu
📍 Ambrosia Restaurant, Kalamaki 🇬🇷
Professional referee experience:
⚽ 0 Premier League matches
⚽ 0 Champions League finals
🍽️ Thousands of restaurant decisions
Specialist skills:
🟨 Yellow card — when someone asks for ketchup
🟥 Red card — when someone says “we're not having dessert”
⚽ Penalty — awarded immediately when somebody spills their w**e
🕺 VAR — replaced by Greek dancing
🥃 Match official's reward — one complimentary shot
Career history:
🇬🇷 Ambrosia Kalamaki — since 1999
🍽️ Family restaurant
🥩 Greek & Mediterranean cuisine
🐟 Fresh seafood
🥗 Vegan, vegetarian & gluten-free options
⭐ Thousands of customer reviews
And according to the Ambrosia menu, “The Food of Gods” has been the slogan since 1999.
Ambrosia Restaurant
EMILIOS OFFICIAL MATCH-DAY RULE:
“Whatever happens on the pitch stays on the pitch.
Whatever happens at Ambrosia… gets discussed over dinner.” 😂