Dark Arts Rebel Kitchen

Dark Arts Rebel Kitchen Indian Street Food
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A man stopped me on the street.Said he had a deal.I don’t refuse deals.Couldn’t give it all to the kids.So I took it apa...
03/04/2026

A man stopped me on the street.

Said he had a deal.
I don’t refuse deals.

Couldn’t give it all to the kids.
So I took it apart.

Put it back together wrong.

Chocolate.
Spice.
Crunch.

No balance.
No permission.

DARK ARTS KITKAT CHAAT.

I don’t make things that make sense.
I make things that work.

Tonight’s energy = 🔥Kitchen’s moving, burners are screaming, chutneys flying, and Mundian To Bach Ke is doing exactly wh...
28/02/2026

Tonight’s energy = 🔥

Kitchen’s moving, burners are screaming, chutneys flying, and Mundian To Bach Ke is doing exactly what it always does — making shoulders twitch before service even starts.

D.A.R.K. LOVES is officially underway at Loves Café ✨
Tonight is completely SOLD OUT (thank you 🙏), but we’ve got a couple of spaces left for tomorrow if you want to come experience the chaos properly.

Indian flavours. Street energy. Tasting menu attitude.
No fluff — just bold food, loud music, and plates that don’t sit still for long.

If you know, you know.
If you don’t… tomorrow’s your chance.

📍 Loves Café, Weston-super-Mare
🔥 Dark Arts Rebel Kitchen

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We have a handful of seats remaining for our next popup on Sunday 1st March at Loves Cafe.... Here's a menu. Course I — ...
01/02/2026

We have a handful of seats remaining for our next popup on Sunday 1st March at Loves Cafe....

Here's a menu.

Course I — Awaken
Black garlic • Kashmiri chilli • tamarind • indiam lime • smoked salt
A savoury paani. Drink it in one.

Course II — Three Chaat Ritual

Tamarind Bomb
Potato • tamarind–jaggery glaze • sev

Green Fire
Coriander & mint chutney • lime • green chilli • mustard oil

Dry Acid Crunch
Chickpea • amchoor • red onion • roasted cumin

Course III — Vada Pav
Spiced potato vada • garlic–chilli dry chutney • tamarind • green chilli • buttered pav

Course IV — Urad, Perfected
24-hour black urad dal • smoked tomato • slow butter tadka
Poppadom shard • fermented green chilli

Course V — Lotus Root, Lime & Dust
Crispy fried lotus root • fresh lime • chaat masala • Kashmiri chilli

Course VI— Semolina Halwa,
Fine semolina • jaggery • cardamom • almond milk
Finished with ghee and salt

This menu does all the speaking I need to do.

DM to book.

£50 per person.

Be hungry.

Thanks for being all hungry and excited and stuff!!! There's enough of you clamouring for another sitting that I've cave...
07/01/2026

Thanks for being all hungry and excited and stuff!!! There's enough of you clamouring for another sitting that I've caved in and agreed to another night.

You're all so needy.

DM me to book!! Those who were on waiting list get priority cuz that's how being fair works..... hear that Trump? Being fair gets you better results. Just saying

DM for more political diatribe or to book.

It would seem that we are fully booked. If you've messaged to reserve a table but haven't confirmed your booking by paym...
03/01/2026

It would seem that we are fully booked.

If you've messaged to reserve a table but haven't confirmed your booking by payment of the necessary payments then we will hold the table for 72 hours, after that it gets passed onto the next person on the waiting list.

If money is an issue because January, Xmas, Brexit etc, then drop me a mesasage and we can work something out.

I'm off to start panicking about feeding 40 people 6 courses.

That's 240 plates of food, plus Anna will probably skulk around wanting some as well.

This is D.A.R.K. LoveNot a curry night.Not a tasting menu for people who “don’t do spice”.Not here to play safe.D.A.R.K....
02/01/2026

This is D.A.R.K. Love

Not a curry night.
Not a tasting menu for people who “don’t do spice”.
Not here to play safe.

D.A.R.K. Love is a one-night-only 6 course tasting menu.
Indian street food dragged into the light, refined, and pushed somewhere darker.

You’ll drink your first course.
You’ll eat with your hands.
You won’t be asked if it’s “too spicy”.

📍 Loves Café, Weston-super-Mare
📅 Saturday 28th February
💷 £50 per head
🎟️ Strictly limited seats

No substitutions.
No repeats.
No second sitting.

If this is for you — you already know.

Address

Weston-Super-Mare

Opening Hours

Thursday 5pm - 10pm
Friday 4pm - 10pm
Saturday 4pm - 11pm

Telephone

+441934207080

Website

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