07/09/2026
👑Are we looking for the impossible?👑
Do these people even exist?👼🏻🧚♀️🦹♂️
We have the following positions available.
A wise Landlord once said 'Seeking Lion tamers & Unicorn handlers'... sometimes, it feels that is exactly what we are looking for...
CHEF/COOK/FOOD CREATOR....
Call yourself what you like, as long as you can do the job!!!
You must be capable of creating from scratch (not from a packet) good quality pub food. You must be able to do this within a reasonable time & be able to present it to a high standard.
For this we will in return offer 20/30 hours a week for £15 an hour, plus tips, all paid weekly & Paid holiday. Yes, you will need to work weekends & evenings. You will be required to take sole charge at times, therefore, you must be confident & capable of running a fast paced, busy kitchen. Experience is a must & you must have full right to work in the UK.
Now for the small print.... microwave operatives, Gordon Ramsay wannabe's, drug/drink addicts, psychopaths & unreliable losers need not apply. I've seen enough of them so far & will sniff you out quicker than a Spaniel on a ball.
FRONT OF HOUSE TEAM MEMBER.
TEAM MEMBER, that is what we want. Someone who is a team player. We like happy, confident people, who like to chat to customers,but not all night when there is work to be done. You must be presentable & have a basic knowledge of food & drink service & be good at customer service. There will be term time & school holiday work, so please if applying ensure you can stick to the agreed shifts. We are flexible, but if child care/other work is going to affect your ability to stick to these shifts, then please think again.
YOU MUST BE OVER 18!!! Please, if you are not 18 do not apply. This is due to us needing you to be legal to sell alcohol.
We are a fun bunch, a dry sense of humour is much appreciated. This bunch can bring anyone out of their shell, even the quietest, most shy & retiring!! For you being reliable & giving us your time & your smile, we will offer you the rate of £13.21 an hour, plus tips.
HOUSE MAID FOR THE ROYAL HOUSEHOLD...
We require someone with standards higher than that Hinch woman, or even Kim & Aggie!
2 mornings a week would be perfect, just so the 'Old Man' can get a bit of beauty sleep (god knows he needs it!!)
It will take around 2 hours each morning, hoovering, dusting, mopping & just keeping the inside of the Royal household as it should be.
We will pay the rate of £30 per morning, again this will be paid weekly.
If any of these sound 'a bit of you' please do get in contact. Either message us on here, email [email protected] with a copy of your cv & a bit about yourself or drop your cv in to us.
