02/11/2026
🎄 CHRISTMAS IS COMING! 🎄
You could burn yourself on a turkey crown,
Cut yourself wrapping, then drunkenly fall down.
With all the excess, your skin gets spotty,
Your feet start aching and your mood gets grotty.
The kids are screaming, the dog’s gone crackers,
You’ve eaten your weight in cheese and crackers.
The sprouts are boiling, the relatives are pi**ed,
And half of the presents are still on the list.
Don’t you wish there was something in your jacket,
That’s natural, local and doesn’t cost a packet?
Something to soothe when your skin’s feeling rough,
Or when Christmas itself has got a bit tough?
Well, Wild Edge has balms galore,
Handmade in Cornwall — and there’s plenty more!
For skin that’s dry, for a moment of calm,
There’s a little bit of Christmas in a tin of balm.
So stuff one in a stocking, give your loved ones a treat,
Or keep one for yourself when you’re dead on your feet!
🎁 Wild Edge handmade botanical balms
🌿 Local, natural and made with love.
www.wildedgeuk.com
Helps with cuts, scrapes, zits, psoriasis, eczema and all topical skin complaints!