29/10/2026
🥧🇬🇧 OI OI, YOU LOVELY LOT! GUESS WHAT’S BACK THIS SATURDAY?! 🇬🇧🥧
Cor blimey, you lot can’t get enough of it, can ya?! 😂
After you practically cleaned us out last week, we’re bringing back the PROPER LONDON PIE, MASH & LIQUOR!
And we ain’t talking about any old pie and mash, me old china!
We’re talking about the REAL DEAL, fresh from the legendary M. MANZE – The Noted Eel & Pie Houses! 🥧
Straight from the streets of London to the heart of Five Oak Green!
🥧 Proper traditional London pies
🥔 Lovely creamy mash
💚 That famous green liquor
🌶️ And don’t you dare forget the CHILLI VINEGAR! A proper splash of that and you’re laughing, ain’t ya?!
LAST WEEK YOU LOT WENT THROUGH IT LIKE A BUNCH OF HUNGRY DOCKERS! 😂
So we’re doing it all over again!
🕚 THIS SATURDAY FROM 11AM!
⚠️ LIMITED STOCK – FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!
And listen ‘ere, don’t come strolling in halfway through the afternoon with your hands in your pockets asking, “Got any pie and mash left, guv?”
Because if last week’s anything to go by, you’ll be bang outta luck! 😂
📍 OAK & CRUST – FIVE OAK GREEN, TN12 6RE
PROPER LONDON GRUB, RIGHT ON YOUR DOORSTEP!
Now who’s coming down for a bit of the old pie and mash this Saturday, then?
COME ON, DON’T BE SHY… GIVE US A SHOW OF HANDS! 🙋♂️🥧