Simpsons Fish & Chips - Stroud

15/06/2026

📣 LOST PROPERTY 📣

We have a couple of things left in the shop last week.

1) a blue jacket - describe or tell me what unusual item might be in the pocket if it’s yours…

2) a Monzo joint account card with the initials EC. If it’s yours bring ID and come grab it!

Cheers 🤙

02/06/2026

It’s gluten free day! 🤩

05/05/2026

It’s gluten free day! 😍😍😍🐟🍟

03/05/2026

We’re looking for a fryer! Please follow the link to apply. Experience cooking is preferred, must be 18+ 🍟🍟🍟🐟🐟🐟

This is a hands-on role suited to someone mature, hardworking, and confident working in a fast-paced hospitality environment.

27/04/2026

🍟 WE’RE HIRING! 🍟

Looking for a friendly face to join our fish & chip shop team in Stroud town centre.

We need someone to work on the counter 1–2 days a week (for now), with more hours available from September. There may be an opportunity to learn to fry soon for the right candidate.

✨ What we’re looking for:

– Outgoing & chatty personality
– Friendly, reliable, and happy to take responsibility
– Confident dealing with all types of customers
– Able to work independently in a busy, fast-paced environment, able to find things to do when it not so busy and fast paced…
– A mature and responsible approach to work
– Previous customer facing experience preferred
– Looking for a permanent role (not suitable for anyone heading off to uni soon)

💰 Pay: Depends on experience

If you love a bit of banter, great customers, and the smell of fresh chips 🍟 we’d love to hear from you!

📩 Drop us a message here, email us [email protected] or pop into the shop with your CV to apply

07/04/2026

It’s gluten free day! 😍🌾❌

03/04/2026

OMG it’s Good Friday! 😍🐣 we’re prepared for the chaos so bring it on 💪. If you want to pre-order, the sooner the better as the slots will start to fill up, we’ve got a couple of big orders going out around 6.15 and 8pm so please bear with us if you order around these times 🙏 see you later!

Main shop open as normal 12-2 & 4.30-8.30
UBER Eats until 8pm
5 Valleys 11.30am-7.30pm 🐟 🍟 🇬🇧

24/03/2026

Hello to all our lovely customers, just a heads up we’re having a price increase this week. Most items up 5-9% (some staying the same). Please don’t be mean to my team, it’s not their fault. Unfortunately as with most small businesses we’ve been squeezed from every angle for so long that we have no choice if we want to survive 🥹♥️ thanks for your understanding. Jim 😘

06/03/2026

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️😍🥰

04/03/2026

We’re back open, thanks for your patience 🙏