Leegarden

01/06/2026

🚨🥡 WE NEED YOUR HELP, STEVENSTON! 🥡🚨

The Lee Garden lab coats are on… 👨‍🔬🍜

We’re creating a brand new 12” Hangover Box, but we don’t want another boring Salt & Chilli Box…

We want something EPIC. 😭🔥

Something that makes people wake up on a Sunday morning, look in the mirror and say:

👤 “Only one thing can save me now…”

🥡 THE HANGOVER BOX 🥡

So here’s your mission:

👇 COMMENT WHAT YOU’D PUT IN IT 👇

🍟 Chips?
🍗 Chicken?
🌶️ Salt & chilli?
🍜 Noodles?
🧀 Something completely mental?

No rules.
No bad ideas.
The crazier the better 😂

🏆 The winning idea will:

✅ Be added to our menu
✅ Be the very first Hangover Box made
✅ And you’ll get one absolutely FREE!

Imagine seeing your own creation on the Lee Garden menu forever 😎🔥

We’re expecting some absolute madness here…

So let’s hear it Stevenston…

What’s the ultimate cure for a rough Saturday night? 😂🍻🥡

👇 COMMENT YOUR HANGOVER BOX IDEA BELOW 👇

LEE GARDEN

Where bad decisions create great menu ideas 😭

01/06/2026

🚨🥡 WE NEED YOUR HELP, STEVENSTON! 🥡🚨

The Lee Garden lab coats are on… 👨‍🔬🍜

We’re creating a brand new 12” Hangover Box, but we don’t want another boring Salt & Chilli Box…

We want something EPIC. 😭🔥

Something that makes people wake up on a Sunday morning, look in the mirror and say:

👤 “Only one thing can save me now…”

🥡 THE HANGOVER BOX 🥡

So here’s your mission:

👇 COMMENT WHAT YOU’D PUT IN IT 👇

🍟 Chips?
🍗 Chicken?
🌶️ Salt & chilli?
🍜 Noodles?
🧀 Something completely mental?

No rules.
No bad ideas.
The crazier the better 😂

🏆 The winning idea will:

✅ Be added to our menu
✅ Be the very first To Try One
✅ And you’ll get one absolutely FREE!

Imagine seeing your own creation on the Lee Garden menu forever 😎🔥

We’re expecting some absolute madness here…

So let’s hear it Stevenston…

What’s the ultimate cure for a rough Saturday night? 😂🍻🥡

👇 COMMENT YOUR HANGOVER BOX IDEA BELOW 👇

LEE GARDEN

Where bad decisions create great menu ideas 😭

01/06/2026

🌧️🚨 WEATHER UPDATE: IT’S ABSOLUTELY ROTTEN OUTSIDE 🚨🌧️

Rain? ✔️

Wind? ✔️

A strong possibility of being blown into the next postcode? ✔️😭

The good news?

🥡 LEE GARDEN IS OPEN! 🥡

And because we’re clearly not right in the head…

🔥 £4 OFF ALL ORDERS OVER £22 🔥
📅 Monday to Friday

Let’s be honest…

Tonight is not a “cook dinner” kind of night.

Tonight is a:

🛋️ stay on the couch
📺 watch Netflix
🥡 order a Chinese
😴 fall asleep halfway through the film

kind of night 😂

Outside:
🌧️ miserable
💨 blowing a gale
🥶 freezing

Inside Lee Garden:
🔥 woks blazing
🍟 chips frying
🍜 chow mein flying
☎️ phones ringing

Our delivery drivers are currently battling conditions usually reserved for nature documentaries 🚗💨😭

So stay warm, stay dry and let us do the cooking.

📞 01294 201 133
📍 7 New Street, Stevenston

⚠️ £4 OFF ORDERS OVER £22
⚠️ MONDAY TO FRIDAY

LEE GARDEN

Because if you’re going to get soaked tonight, it shouldn’t be while making di

We are a new Chinese takeaway restaurant, we have a fully open kitchen, all the food is fresh, clean

31/05/2026

🚨🥡 BREAKING NEWS: THE MANAGEMENT HAVE BEEN LEFT UNSUPERVISED 🥡🚨

It’s the LAST DAY OF MAY…

And instead of acting like sensible adults, we’ve decided to give you…

🔥 10% OFF ALL PHONE ORDERS OVER £15 🔥

☎️ PHONE ORDERS ONLY ☎️

Because apparently nobody at Lee Garden knows how to behave 😭😂

Today’s mission:

❌ Save money
❌ Be sensible
❌ Cook dinner

✅ Order Chinese
✅ Get 10% off
✅ Tell yourself it’s “basically free”

Let’s be honest…

Nobody is ordering £15 worth of food.

You phone up for:
🍛 A curry

Then somehow end up with:
🍜 Chow Mein
🍟 Chips
🦐 Prawn Crackers
🥤 Juice
🥡 Family Box
🍚 Fried Rice

And a bank account wondering what just happened 😭😂

Meanwhile our delivery drivers have heard about the offer and are currently stretching like Olympic athletes before the chaos begins 🚗💨

The phones tonight:

☎️ RING
☎️ RING
☎️ RING

The staff:

😅 “Please stop telling your friends.”

Stevenston:

📱 shares post immediately

😂😂😂

📞 01294 201 133
📍 7 New Street, Stevenston

🔥 10% OFF PHONE ORDERS OVER £15
🔥 TODAY ONLY
🔥 NOT AVAILABLE ONLINE

LEE GARDEN

Turning “just a wee Chinese” into a full-scale financial decision since opening

31/05/2026

☀️🥡 SUNDAYS AT LEE GARDEN ARE DIFFERENT GRAVY 🥡☀️

Lee Garden is NOW OPEN! 🔥

Sunday is that magical day where:

😴 nobody knows what time it is
🛋️ everyone is still in their pyjamas at 3pm
🍽️ the thought of cooking causes physical pain

Meanwhile Stevenston today:

👤 “We’ll definitely cook a nice Sunday dinner.”

3 hours later…

📞 “Hi, can I get a Family Box please?” 😭😂

The Family Boxes are ready.
The woks are fired up.
The chips are crispy.
And our delivery drivers are preparing for another episode of:

🚗 Fast & Furious: Stevenston Drift

Today’s schedule:

☀️ Sit in the garden
🍺 Have a drink
😴 Accidentally fall asleep
🥡 Wake up hungry
📞 Order Lee Garden

It’s basically tradition at this point 😂

Family Boxes available in-store and online for only £22!

Feeds 3-4 people…
Or one person who’s had a “quiet Saturday night” 😭🍜

📞 01294 201 133
📍 7 New Street, Stevenston

LEE GARDEN

Making Sundays lazy since opening.

30/05/2026

🎉🥡 FAMILY BOX GUESSING COMPETITION 🥡🎉

Right Stevenston… let’s have some fun 😭😂

Our Family Boxes have been flying out the door faster than our delivery drivers can find reverse gear 🚗💨

So here’s the challenge…

👇 GUESS HOW MANY FAMILY BOXES WE’LL SELL TONIGHT 👇

The person who guesses the EXACT number wins…

🚨 A FREE FAMILY BOX 🚨

How to enter:

✅ Like this post
✅ Share this post
✅ Tag a friend you’d share a Family Box with
✅ Comment your guess below

One guess per person!

Will it be…

🥡 25?
🥡 50?
🥡 75?
🥡 100?

At this rate we might need to start building them on a production line 😭😂

Winner announced tomorrow after we’ve counted the carnage and checked the phones haven’t melted ☎️🔥

Good luck everyone!

📞 01294 201 133
📍 7 New Street, Stevenston

LEE GARDEN

Where Family Boxes are disappearing faster than paydays 😂🥡🔥

30/05/2026

🚨🥡 SEND IT SATURDAY IS NOW IN FULL EFFECT 🥡🚨

Scientists have confirmed that cooking on a Saturday night is completely unnecessary when Lee Garden exists 😭😂

Let’s be honest…

Nobody wakes up on a Saturday and thinks:

👤 “You know what sounds fun tonight? Washing pots.”

Absolutely nobody.

Instead, Stevenston tonight will be doing:

🍺 “Just one drink”
🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 “Right, Chinese?”

😂😂😂

Meanwhile inside Lee Garden…

☎️ Phones ringing like they’re owed money
🔥 Woks hotter than Facebook arguments
🍟 Chips disappearing at an alarming rate
🚗 Delivery drivers currently seeing more of Stevenston than Google Maps

And then there’s the famous customer lie…

👤 “We’ll just share a Family Box.”

10 minutes later:

👤 “Order another curry.”

😭😭😭

For just £22 our Family Box feeds 3-4 people…

Or one dad standing in the kitchen eating directly from the tray before anybody else notices 😂

OPEN FROM 4PM ⏰

Get your orders in before the Saturday night madness begins and our drivers start questioning their life choices 🚗💨

📞 01294 201 133
📍 7 New Street, Stevenston

LEE GARDEN

Making diets cry since opening. 🍜🍟🥡😂🔥

29/05/2026

🚨🍟 FAT FRIDAY HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED 🍟🚨

LEE GARDEN IS NOW OPEN 🔥

The phones are charged ☎️
The woks are screaming 🔥
The delivery drivers have been released into the wild 🚗💨

And Stevenston’s diets have officially been postponed until Monday… again 😭😂

It’s payday weekend which means people are already telling themselves:

👤 “I’ll just get something small tonight.”

10 minutes later:

🍜 Chow Mein
🍛 Chicken Curry
🍟 Chips
🥡 Family Box
🦐 Prawn Crackers
🥤 Juice
🍚 Fried Rice

…and enough food to feed the neighbours 😂

Tonight’s forecast:

🌡️ 100% chance of takeaway
🍟 scattered chips
🍜 heavy noodle showers
🥡 Family Box warnings in place across Ayrshire

Our delivery drivers are already warming up their engines like they’re about to enter the Chinese Grand Prix of Stevenston 🏁😭

Don’t leave it too late…

Because Fat Friday waits for nobody 🫡🔥

📞 01294 201 133
📍 7 New Street, Stevenston

LEE GARDEN

Making stretchy trousers necessary since opening 😂🥡

29/05/2026

🚨🍜 PREP HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN FOR FAT FRIDAY 🍜🚨

The countdown to 4PM is on…

Inside Lee Garden right now:

🔥 Woks warming up
🍟 Chips getting ready for duty
🥡 Family Boxes preparing for another sell-out performance
☎️ Phones enjoying their last few hours of peace and quiet

Meanwhile Stevenston is sitting at work pretending to be productive while secretly planning tonight’s Chinese order 😭😂

Payday + Fat Friday is a dangerous combination.

People this morning:
💰 “I’m going to save money this month.”

People at 6pm:
🍜 Chow mein
🍛 Curry
🍟 Chips
🥡 Family Box
🦐 Prawn crackers
🥤 Juice
…and enough food to feed a football team 😂

Our delivery drivers are currently stretching, hydrating and mentally preparing for the absolute madness that’s about to hit tonight 🚗💨

Doors open at 4PM ⏰

Get your orders in early because tonight is expected to be complete and utter takeaway carnage 😭🔥

📞 01294 201 133
📍 7 New Street, Stevenston

LEE GARDEN
Training harder than professional athletes for Fat Friday since opening 🫡😂🔥

28/05/2026

🚨🥡 LEE GARDEN IS NOW OPEN 🥡🚨

The woks are fired up 🔥
The chips are crispy 🍟
The curry sauce is hotter than the Scottish weather forecast 😭☀️

And Stevenston’s cookers are officially getting the night off 😂

Whether you’re:
😎 sitting in the garden pretending you’re abroad
📺 watching the telly with the curtains shut because it’s “too bright”
🍺 recovering from Bank Holiday behaviour
😴 or simply refusing to cook in this heatwave chaos…

Lee Garden has your back 🫡🔥

Family Boxes available in store AND online because feeding 4 people for £22 is basically financial advice at this point 😂

📞 01294 201 133
📍 7 New Street, Stevenston

LEE GARDEN
Where diets come to die happily 🍜💀