Tap and Bottles

06/10/2026

This is an outstanding line-up!

Someone said that… oh it was me! …to myself!

50p off a pint if you’re that way inclined! Southport and District CAMRACAMRA

Harvey's Brewery Ossett BreweryThornbridge Brewery

02/10/2026

Soon it will all be over!

The opportunity to wear leather shorts without judgement gone for another year!

As we enter the final weekend of Oktoberfest we’ve still got a few Oktoberfest style la**rs on!

Yeah they are brewed by British breweries but isn’t that the great British tradition of l***r brewing? Just pretend it’s from a foreign country!

Also got a wheat b**r on that’s brewed in Manchester!

In that respect I’m aconflicted man! Mainly a globalist at heart except when it comes to b**r when I get all nationalistic!

Cloudwater Brew Co Polly's Brew Co. Fell BreweryOssett Brewery

01/10/2026

30/09/2026

As is customary on the first Thursday of the month.

It’s something to do with the lunar cycle and how it affects Rich’s testosterone levels. Not because they are highest on this night. The opposite in fact. Rich is so naturally pumped full of hormone that unless it was this specific night each month he’d actually be too sexy to play the guitar. It would be dangerous for him and the audience!

Roy Noon hopefully this is you!

29/09/2026

Everyone knows Tuesday is the day I try to entice Southport and District CAMRA members in and simultaneously insult them!

That is basically my “love language” if I was capable of that emotion outside my immediate family and basically all dogs!

Anyhow I quite like CAMRA today for our 12th successive inclusion in the Good B**r Guide!

If we are about anything it’s good b**r so thanks!

These are on btw Bristol B**r Factory Thornbridge Brewery Fell Brewery

26/09/2026

B**rs we are pouring this fine September Saturday!

22/09/2026

It’s CAMRA discount day today in Cask Ale Week.

It’s a great line-up even if I do say so myself!

In real ale terms it’s a perfect storm brace yourself it’s could be a bumpy ride or not I’ll not get too excited!

Southport and District CAMRA Neptune Brewery The Heritage Brewing CompanyReedley Hallows Brewery

20/09/2026

Perfect day for a wander to the pub and a cheeky pint of cask ale!

It’s not too late!

Added bonus it’s cask ale week!

Fell Brewery The Heritage Brewing Company

19/09/2026

🇩🇪 Oktoberfest starts today!*

We love a malty strong b**r here. L***r or ale we’re not fussy!

Whilst I may lack the legendary efficiency of the Germans. We’ll endeavour to have a fest style b**r on throughout! The ones on Tap will be from UK based breweries but there will be German ones in the cooler! There’s even an alcohol-free Tergenseer (although it’s not a fest-b**r)

First up NNeptune Brewery

Sorry Dave we had to cover up the artwork for the authentic feel of Bavaria!

* yesterday when I meant to post this