The Village Deli

05/10/2026

🥕🥦 HOMEMADE WINTER VEGETABLE SOUP AVAILABLE TOMORROW 🥣

Absolutely packed with goodness ❤️

Carrots, potatoes, onions, parsnips, swede, broccoli, cauliflower & celery — a proper hearty homemade soup loaded with:

🥕 Vitamin A – supports your immune system
🥦 Vitamin C – supports normal immune function
🥔 Potassium – helps normal muscle & nerve function
🌱 Folate – helps reduce tiredness & fatigue
🥣 Fibre – great for healthy digestion
🌈 Plus loads of lovely plant nutrients from all those different veggies!

All cooked together and blended until beautifully smooth 😋

Warm, filling & nutritious — a bowl full of goodness to help keep those winter bugs & flu at bay! 💪❄️

Perfect with a crusty bun for dipping ❤️

05/10/2026

Bit of local knowledge needed please 🙏

Does anyone regularly buy from the North East Wholesale Fruit & Veg Market at Team Valley?

How does it actually work? 😂

Can you just turn up early morning and buy from the different traders, or do you need to register/open a trade account first?

If anyone uses it themselves and can point us in the right direction, I’d really appreciate it! 🥔🥕🥬

I don’t fancy getting up at stupid o’clock, driving to Team Valley and being turned away 🤣

05/10/2026

3 x trays of eggs available (30 eggs on each tray) £5 each

04/10/2026

MONDAY AT THE DELI 😋🔥

Starting the week with two popular specials 👇

🥪 TOASTIE, CHIPS OR SIDE SALAD — £6
Ham & cheese
Cheese & onion
Cheese & tomato
Tuna & cheese

🌯 CRISPY CHICKEN GOUJON WRAP & CHIPS — £6.50
Crispy southern fried chicken, salad & choice of sauce 🤤

Everything made fresh to order ❤️

☎️ PRE-ORDERS WELCOME!
Night-before orders — comment on this status.
Ordering Monday — call 0191 371 3416 from 5:30am. Please try to ring before 11am before the madness begins 😂

Lunch 10:45am–1:30pm

See you Monday ❤️
The Village Deli

04/10/2026

📌 QUICK INFO FOR NEW FOLLOWERS

OPENING HOURS: 8AM–2PM - We may close earlier if we sell out.

🔥 Kitchen closes / last cooked orders: 1:30pm

🥪 After 1:30pm it’s cold sandwiches only until 2pm.

🍳 BREAKFAST: 8 - 10:30AM — THEN IT STOPS!

We’ve tried carrying breakfasts on later but after 14yr we know the craic in our area & breakfasts phase out & our lunch trade starts early 🤷‍♀️ . Trying to knock out a Full English alongside mince & dumplings in our little kitchen just doesn’t work 😂

We need that time to switch over and get lunch ready.

🍴 LUNCH: 10:45AM–1:30PM

📞 ORDERS
Night-before orders are VERY welcome — please comment on the evening’s status so we can keep all orders in one place.

Ordering on the day? Call 0191 371 3416 from 5:30am onwards.

We strongly recommend ringing before 11am. Once the lunch rush starts, sometimes answering the phone is physically impossible.

🚫 During working hours, please don’t inbox us, personal message us or leave orders in comments. We’re working from 5:30am and simply cannot cook, serve, prep AND keep checking three different forms of messages.

One shop. Two pairs of hands. Very small kitchen. 😂

Thank you ❤️

02/10/2026

🎄 THEY’RE BACKKKK! 🎄🤤

Tomorrow we’re getting our festive sausage roll fix! 🎅🏼🎉

Think smokey streaky bacon + delicious stuffing + juicy sausage meat, all wrapped up in lovely golden pastry… basically Christmas dinner, but in a sausage roll 😂❤️

They’ll be freshly made tomorrow, so don’t hang about — these little beauties won’t be hanging around for long! 👀

🎄❤️ Who’s having one?! ❤️🎄

02/10/2026

🍰✨ TOMORROW’S CAKES ✨🍰

A gorgeous line-up of treats waiting for you tomorrow! 🤎

🍫 NEW! Chocolate Fudge Crunch Cake
2 layers of chocolate fudge cake, sandwiched with buttercream and topped with Nutella crunch cornflakes 🤤

🍬 Haribo Rocky Road
Packed with Haribos, topped with white chocolate & even MORE Haribos! 🍭

🍰 Old School Sponge

🍫 Galaxy Ripple Cheesecake

✨ Wispa Gold Brownie

🍯 Golden Toblerone Caramel Slice

Which one are you picking?! 😍🍰
Pop in early to avoid missing out! 💕

02/10/2026

It’s been a bit of a week… but we made it! 😂🙌

And there’s still one more day to go…

WE GO AGAIN TOMORROW! 💪🥓🍳

We’ll be there from 8am serving up breakfasts, breakfast wraps, paninis and plenty of proper deli goodness 😋

Let’s finish the week on a high, doing what we do best! ❤️

So if you’re hungry tomorrow morning, you know where we are 👀😂

See you in the morning! ❤️

30/09/2026

🥧🍰 FRIDAY PIE, CAKE & CHEESECAKE ORDERS! 🍰🥧

Well… Friday baking appears to have become a weekly event now 🤣

The ovens will be on, the flour will be everywhere, and me & Beth will probably be wondering why we do this to ourselves every Friday 😂🔥

So if you fancy something homemade for the weekend, Friday orders are open! ❤️

🥧 SAVOURY

🥧 Corned Beef Pie Plate — £7
🥧 Corned Beef Pie Tray — £17
🧀 Cheese & Onion Quiche Tray — £17 - Sorry, no quiche plates available

🍰 SWEET TREATS

🍰 Old-School Sponge — £15
🍫 Plain Chocolate Brownies — £12
🎂 Round Victoria Sponge — £7
🍫 Freddo Brownie — £15

🍫 CHEESECAKES THIS WEEK

🤎 Dairy Milk topped with Flake
💛 Crunchie
Traybake size — £12

🍏 Apple crumble traybake £12

🧀 Cheese Scones — £6 for 5

❤️ Everything is homemade, freshly baked and ready to collect Friday.

⏰ PLEASE HAVE ALL ORDERS IN BY 9PM WEDNESDAY

After 9pm, we’re putting the order book down before we accidentally turn ourselves into a full-scale bakery 🤣🤣

📩 MESSAGE US TO ORDER

The Village Deli ❤️

30/09/2026

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