06/02/2026
Had a blast with this last year so letās run it backā¦..
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come visit the deadman
For your next tattoo
The deadman is⦠erm, dead
Elephants are grey
If youāre in a hurry
You can take it away
Roses are rubbish
Noses are picked
Weāve got 10 different choices
Of eggs benedict
Roses are flowers
That sometimes smell woody
Next time youāre over
Come try on a hoodie
Weāre now at the Oak
For your favourite food
Some staff are ace
But some are so rudeā¦.
Especially the Deadman
Heās a big grumpy s**t
But heās one sexy bastard
And incredibly fit š
Running out of ideas!!!
Over to you lot - post, tag & share your valentines rhymes to win a £20 gift voucher from the Deadman team. Winner chosen next Friday 13th and voucher can be used for tattoos, merchandise, food or drink.
Over the past 3 years, we've built an incredible reputation for our artwork. From bespoke designs or an image you've brought to us, we'll make sure you get the absolute best treatment at our state of the art studio.