02/06/2026
Meet The Star Team -
Ladies and gents.. meet Ollie!
Head of Looking Far Too Pretty for Pub Work
Currently finishing his A Levels whilst working at The Star — although many of the locals are quietly devastated that his shifts may reduce once education ends and real life begins.
Known for:
Excellent hair.
In fact, probably the best head of hair in Rolvenden.
Frankly it deserves its own staff profile.
Also once smashed a gravy boat… before thoughtfully replacing it as Yvonne’s Secret Santa Christmas present. Which honestly showed excellent recovery skills.
Ollie’s shifts will be increasing over the coming weeks, much to the delight of the customers who apparently now arrange pub visits suspiciously around his rota.
Loves:
His hair, a good atmosphere and a properly poured pint.
Dislikes:
Spain football, overly foamy pints, IPA and probably being asked where he’s “really going after A Levels” for the 400th time.
Usually found:
Adjusting his hair once before service and then pretending he doesn’t care about it afterwards.
Pub superpower:
Can charm customers into waiting another five minutes for food without anybody actually minding.
