06/09/2025
Q & A :
Q:DOES MAMMY'S HAVE PARKING?
A: my private forecourt is for customer use and can accommodate 2 cars or one large van / truck . Trust me , no matter how big you are , I can accommodate.
Q : WHY DOES MAMMY'S CLOSE @ MIDDAY AND NOT SERVE DURING THE LUNCH HOUR ?
A : Because I'm no spring chicken and by 12 - I'm fu**ed and need to go home for a nap 😴
Q : DOES MAMMY'S CATER FOR VEGANS AND VEGETARIANS ?
A : decline to answer 🙄
Q: DOES MAMMY'S USE ORGANIC PRODUCE?
A: most assuredly, Abel & Cole usually but my vine ripened tomatoes are always from the Isle of Wight when possible.
Q: ARE YOUR EGGS & CHICKEN FREE RANGE ?
A : my chicken = always , but eggs are occasionally barn eggs as bird flu scares often mean that flocks are better maintained indoors.
Q: ARE YOUR SAUSAGES GLUTEN FREE ?
A: they are ! and pedigree Hampshire sired free range pork from tractor / RSPCA accredited farms.
Q: HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU WASH YOUR HANDS ?
A: on Friday, I kept a tab = 47 times ffs !
Q: WHEN WILL YOU RETIRE?
A: f**k off - they'll carry me out of the shop in my ⚰️💀
Q: HOW WILL YOU COPE WHEN THE FORMER BARCLAYS HOUSE SITE CONVERSION BEGINS LATER THIS YEAR ?
A: I'll serve the fit ones , the rest can f**k off into poole
Q: WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS POST THIS EVENING?
A: 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
