Armoured Naafi Co.

05/10/2026

Sorry for any inconvenience

Van closed today for sickness.

Back open tomorrow

Thank you :)

29/09/2026

07/09/2026

🚨 ARMOURED NAAFI — SITREP — OPEN 8th SEPTEMBER 🚨

Right, troops… SITREP from HQ! 🫡

As you’re all aware, we’ve been AWOL for the last couple of weeks. But don’t worry — we haven’t gone anywhere! 😂

Due to an ambush of work and family commitments, we simply haven’t had the time to get the NAAFI out on operations over the last couple of weeks…

BUT… ROGER THAT — THE MISSION CONTINUES! 🫡

One of our regular helpers, who’s been with us pretty much as long as we have, will be taking command and keeping the NAAFI on active duty! 🚐💨

So, troops, rest assured the van has been left in very capable hands. Nothing has changed:
🍔 Same food
🍛 Same curry
🫡 Same face
😂 Same banter
😬 And unfortunately… the same attitude!

So there’s no need to raise the alarm — normal service will resume from 8th September! 🚨

📞 Check the poster below for the latest updates and our new contact number.

It’s been an absolutely mental summer campaign, so we’ve just had to make a little tactical withdrawal for a short while. Nothing dramatic — just a quick regroup, refuel and prepare for the next OP!

Thanks, as always, for all your continued support, troops. 🖤

ARMoured NAAFI — MISSION CONTINUES.
OUT. 🫡🚐💨

07/09/2026

We back open tomorrow :)) will do a proper post later 🙂

Thank you all :)

19/08/2026

We are closed today and tomorrow and Friday sorry for any inconvenience

Had a last minute issue

13/08/2026

Closed Today

We’re very sorry, but Armoured NAAFI will be closed today.

We received a call around 23:00 last night and were out for a few hours dealing with an unexpected issue to Early hours this morning, so unfortunately we’re unable to open today.

We’re really sorry for the inconvenience and appreciate your understanding. We will definitely be back open as normal tomorrow! ❤️

12/08/2026

🚨 OPERATION: FEED THE TROOPS 🚨

Getting your food from Armoured NAAFI today and working to a tight schedule? ⏱️

We strongly recommend TEXTING YOUR ORDER IN ADVANCE because today has been more manic than D-Day! 😂

Our brave little unit of 3 staff is currently working harder than a field kitchen under enemy fire, battling the orders and keeping the food moving! 🫡🍔

📱 Text your orders in where possible — it helps us get everyone fed, fuelled and back into the field without unnecessary casualties! 😂

A massive THANK YOU for all your custom and continued support. We genuinely appreciate every order ❤️

And with this glorious heat, remember your mission objectives:

💧 KEEP HYDRATED
🍽️ KEEP FED
🫡 KEEP YOURSELF OPERATIONAL

Armoured NAAFI — keeping the troops fuelled, one meal at a time!

Stay cool, stay hydrated and don’t let hunger defeat you. 🎖️🔥

07377928880

Over and out. 🫡

05/08/2026

Wednesday means….

We are open today 🫡

03/08/2026

August opening hours

Monday and Tuesdays we are closed -

Wednesday - Thursday - Friday - open 0830-1315

This only for August -

September will be back to Monday to Friday.

Thank you everyone 🙂