24/08/2026
With no Uncle Eavis’s Ha***ob Festival to provide its annual defibrillations, modern entrepreneurialists, SLEAZE needed find another way to keep themselves busy this summer… by selling dreams. “It’s more like I’m offering you the opportunity to sell the dreams, yourself, really,” begins bassist Bede, “Actually, it’s more like, you’ll be selling someone else the opportunity to sell dreams, too, if you want to be precise,” chimes in Dave A. Vox, looking tasty in that silver jump-suit, as is nowadays expected.
“And, I guarantee, as my guarantee to you, that this is absolutely, positively, one hundred and sixty percent not a pyramid scheme,” dilutes Albrecht Keystation III, “Despite the ‘dreams’ for sale in this instance being secondhand Toblerones, compromised triangular tea-bags, and an unevenly printed children’s book about the buildings of ancient Egypt.” And what are the ladders for, Albrecht? “We’ll do your guttering, too, if anything,” he closes, successfully.
Friday 28th 10pm
THE YES MEN are on borrowed time, literally. It’s not reported whom or what was the lender of said time, or indeed how many minutes or months they’ll have to repay in total. And how? How will it be repaid? And…and, actually, WHAT? All this and more queries to be resolved live at some point in the show.
Nestival Sunday 30th 8pm
