The Farmers Mistress

The Farmers Mistress Naturally Naughty Bar & Dining Room
🌳 Battersea, London
Available for private hire

🤍 The End of a Chapter… For Now 🖤 From the day the concept was born, The Farmers Mistress has truly been a labour of lov...
25/06/2026

🤍 The End of a Chapter… For Now 🖤

From the day the concept was born, The Farmers Mistress has truly been a labour of love.

For the past 8 years, The Farmers Mistress has been more than a business it has been a fun escape built with hard work, heart, and an incredibly loyal community. We have poured everything into this little corner of the world and are so proud of everything it became.

Unfortunately, like so many independent businesses, the challenges of rising costs across the board, coupled with ongoing staffing issues, have made it increasingly difficult to continue operating in the way we would want to. After much thought and with very heavy hearts, we have made the incredibly difficult decision to close our doors.

We want to take a moment to thank the amazing people who have worked alongside us over the years. From early mornings to busy weekends, your dedication, passion, laughter, and hard work helped shape The Farmers Mistress into the special place it became. Every one of you has been part of the magic, and you will always be part of our story.

To every customer, friend, and supporter who walked through our doors, thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Your loyalty and support have meant the world to us, and we will forever be grateful for every visit, every recommendation, and every memory made.

Although this chapter is coming to an end, we do not believe this is goodbye forever. We hold onto hope that one day The Farmers Mistress will reopen in a new and even better location when the time is right.

In the meantime, if anyone may be interested in taking on either the brand or the site, please get in touch with us directly.

Thank you for being part of our journey since March 2018. We will forever be grateful for the love and support you have shown us 🤍

Joanna, Chris, Korni & Kamile ###

10/04/2026

What does your week look like?✨

08/04/2026

Eggs royale had a glow up and she is SERVING. 🍋👑

01/04/2026

Rich, slow-cooked sloppy beef Benedict. Perfectly poached eggs. Hollandaise. On a toasted sourdough. Someone stop us. 🍳

30/03/2026

🐣 EASTER GIVEAWAY 🐣

Easter is better with good food, good bubbles and even better company 🥂 We’re giving one lucky pair the full Easter brunch experience — bottomless bubbles, coffees, mains, a side and a dessert to share.

To enter:
✅ Follow us
✅ Like this post
✅ Tag someone you’d spend Easter with below

Valid Easter weekend — Saturday to Monday only 🍾”

25/03/2026

The lineup. The legends. The brunch. 👀🍳

20/03/2026

Everything a sausage butty should be, just… fancier. Cumberland patty, smashed avo, rich yolk egg & burnt apple ketchup in a sesame brioche bun 🍳 come on then.

18/03/2026

Coffee said ‘you complete me’ and brunch said ‘I know’ ☕🍳

06/03/2026

POV; Your type A friend booked brunch at The Farmers Mistress 🤤

Address

300 Battersea Park Road
London
SW113BU

Opening Hours

Wednesday 9am - 3:30pm
Thursday 9am - 10pm
Friday 9am - 10pm
Saturday 9am - 4:30pm
Sunday 9am - 3pm

Telephone

+442072233380

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