27/10/2026
🍻 THE PENSIONERS CLUB 🍻
Rain, wind, snow… doesn’t matter. These lot would sit outside in the middle of an apocalypse. 😂🥶
Meet some of the regulars in our pub garden:
🍸 Elaine – Vodka and Coke in a Carling pint glass. Because why wouldn’t you? 😂
🛋️ Richie – Nicked the only cushion in the pub and now acts like he owns it.
🫡 Karl – Captain C**t. That’s it. That’s the introduction.
🚫 Darren – FIVE lifetime bans. Yes, FIVE. You’d think he’d get the hint by now. 😂
🦯 Christie – Lovely fella… most of the time. Just watch yourself when that walking stick starts making an appearance. 🤣
☘️ Jordan – Irish through and through, until he’s had a few ales and suddenly can’t handle his drink. 🇮🇪🍺
🍺 BILL – Missing from the photo. Obviously not at home, so we can only assume he was at the bar. The sort of bloke who says “just one for the road” and is still there five whiskeys later. 😂
Honestly, you couldn’t make this lot up. And the best part? They’re out there every bloody day, whatever the weather. 🤣🍻
The poste house would definitely be that same without them 🥸
