No Monkey Business Keswick

No Monkey Business Keswick Relax, reconnect,

Cutting out isn’t missing out

Serving adaptogenic drinks, alcohol-free cocktails, and fresh, flavour-packed food — all in a cosy, modern space designed for good vibes only.

Say hello to your new favourite drink… Blueberry Iced Matcha! 🫐 🧊 🍵 It tastes even better than it looks! 🙌Give us a wave...
16/06/2026

Say hello to your new favourite drink… Blueberry Iced Matcha! 🫐 🧊 🍵

It tastes even better than it looks! 🙌

Give us a wave 👋 if it’s a little bit of you! ✨

We just LOVE getting great feedback like this from our customers! 🥰🙌“For our last breakfast in Keswick we choose No monk...
15/06/2026

We just LOVE getting great feedback like this from our customers! 🥰🙌

“For our last breakfast in Keswick we choose No monkey Business and it was by far the best Breakfast. I ordered the breakfast stack and it was delicious with plenty of bacon and sausage. It was also the cheapest breakfast we had in Keswick and is very reasonably priced.”

Thanks Tim! Hope to see you again soon. 😊

📸 Tim Steele

Breakfast is served! 🍳✨Feast your eyes on our totally delicious Turkish Eggs! 👀 Silky poached eggs on cooling garlicky y...
14/06/2026

Breakfast is served! 🍳✨
Feast your eyes on our totally delicious Turkish Eggs! 👀
Silky poached eggs on cooling garlicky yoghurt, finished with rich chilli butter, walnut dukka, and warm sourdough for dipping. 👌

High-protein, feel-good comfort with a delicious spicy kick! 🌶️ 🔥

Hands up if you’d love to try it! 🙌

Woohoo it’s the weekend… 😀🙌 🎉 Treat yourself to our seriously DELICIOUS French Toast with Strawberries & Nutella! 🥰Golde...
13/06/2026

Woohoo it’s the weekend… 😀🙌 🎉

Treat yourself to our seriously DELICIOUS French Toast with Strawberries & Nutella! 🥰

Golden, fluffy slices drizzled with sweet strawberry purée, piled high with fresh berries, toasted hazelnuts, a generous swirl of Nutella, and a cloud of whipped cream. 🍓🍫🥞
Happiness on a plate! 🙌

Your table is waiting… 😋

Thanks to John for taking the time to leave this lovely review after enjoying his recent visit! 💕If you’ve enjoyed visit...
12/06/2026

Thanks to John for taking the time to leave this lovely review after enjoying his recent visit! 💕

If you’ve enjoyed visiting us recently we’d be super grateful if you could spare a couple of minutes to share your experience. 🥰

And if you’re yet to try our ‘Avo on Toast’, it really is as good as John says! 🥑 ✨

“Nice find in Keswick, the coffee was superb, we had a light snack... The bacon sandwich was spot on and the avocado on toast was exceptional. Staff really nice too. Would certainly go back next time in Keswick.”

☔ Rainy day? We don’t mind one bit... our delicious range of alcohol-free cocktails are bringing all the sunshine!🍹Take ...
11/06/2026

☔ Rainy day? We don’t mind one bit... our delicious range of alcohol-free cocktails are bringing all the sunshine!🍹

Take shelter from the showers and discover something a little different at No Monkey Business.
Sip your way through our carefully curated selection of zero-proof spirits, craft beers and low-alcohol wines. ✨

🍄 Try one of our signature functional cocktails, infused with adaptogens, botanicals and natural nootropics designed to help you unwind, focus or simply feel your best - without the hangover.

☕ Whether you’re stopping by for a warming turmeric latte or treating yourself to a mood-boosting alcohol-free cocktail, we’ve got the perfect drink for every moment. 👌

So don’t let the weather keep you away. Come in, get cosy, and sip smarter with us. Cheers to feeling good, rain or shine! 🍸 🙌

🔗 https://www.nomonkeybusinessbars.co.uk

A wet Wednesday calls for some serious comfort food… 🌧️ 😋 Feast your eyes 👀 on our Breakfast Stack - the ultimate comfor...
10/06/2026

A wet Wednesday calls for some serious comfort food… 🌧️ 😋

Feast your eyes 👀 on our Breakfast Stack - the ultimate comfort brunch. 👌

Golden crumpets layered with smoky bacon, 🥓 Cumberland curl sausage, melted American cheese, 🧀 Virgin Mary sauce, and a perfectly poached egg 🍳 on top.
Tall, indulgent, and worth every bite. 👌 ✨

The perfect excuse to slow down, relax a while, and satisfy those hunger cravings!

Tag your brunch date!👇

We can’t keep up with this weather… one minute the sun’s shining 😎 and the next minute it’s raining! 🌧️ Keep your eyes p...
09/06/2026

We can’t keep up with this weather… one minute the sun’s shining 😎 and the next minute it’s raining! 🌧️ Keep your eyes peeled for a rainbow 🌈 - or even better, come and enjoy one from our lunch menu!

✨ Meet our Buddha Bowl ✨
Fluffy couscous topped with roasted butternut squash, red peppers, cherry tomatoes, carrot ribbons, creamy avocado, vegan feta, and our house-pickled red onions, all finished with a drizzle of golden turmeric tahini dressing. 😋👌

Fresh, colourful, nourishing and packed with feel-good flavours! 🤩

Fancy adding a little extra protein? Add a chicken skewer for just £4.00 🍗

Who’s tempted? 🌈🥗

🌟 We’re hiring! 🌟 We’re getting ready for a busy Summer season and looking for Front of House superstars to join our fri...
08/06/2026

🌟 We’re hiring! 🌟
We’re getting ready for a busy Summer season and looking for Front of House superstars to join our friendly, hard-working team.

What you’ll be doing:
👉Welcoming customers with a genuine smile
👉Taking food and drink orders
👉Serving food, coffee and alcohol-free drinks
👉Chatting with customers and building rapport
👉Making recommendations from our menu
👉Clearing and resetting tables
👉Keeping the venue clean, organised and inviting
👉Supporting your teammates during busy periods
👉Helping create a positive atmosphere throughout the venue
👉Making sure every customer leaves having had a great experience

What we can offer:
👉Competitive hourly pay
👉Flexible evening and weekend hours
👉Staff discounts
👉A supportive and friendly team
👉Full training and development
👉The opportunity to work in a unique and growing business
👉A workplace where your personality is valued

You’ll probably be a great fit if you:
⭐️ Enjoy talking to people
⭐️ Have a positive attitude
⭐️ Are reliable and punctual
⭐️ Take pride in your work
⭐️ Stay calm when things get busy
⭐️ Enjoy working as part of a team
⭐️ Are available to work evenings and weekends

How to apply:
Send a copy of your CV and a covering letter to
📞 017687 85666
or call in to see us, we’d love to meet you! 🥰

Oh and if you can help spread the word that would be amazing! 🙌

Had one too many at the Keswick Beer Festival yesterday? 🍺 Our Full English will sort you right out! 🥓 🍳☕️Thick-cut smok...
07/06/2026

Had one too many at the Keswick Beer Festival yesterday? 🍺
Our Full English will sort you right out! 🥓 🍳☕️

Thick-cut smoked bacon, Cumberland sausage, perfectly poached eggs, buttery mushrooms, blistered cherry tomatoes, crispy hash brown bites, baked beans, and golden sourdough toast. 👌

The coffee’s hot, the tables are ready, and we saved you a seat! ☕️ ✨

Breakfast served every day 9-11:30

Address

43 Main Street
Keswick
CA125DS

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 9pm
Friday 9am - 9pm
Saturday 9am - 9pm
Sunday 9am - 5pm

Telephone

+441768780844

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