La Tortilla Asesina

24/08/2026

We have a very special opportunity for a Business manager!

Our Proprietor Duncan Chisholm is looking for a new Business Manager. This person will be his key point of contact with our company. They will need to already have business skills and experience and they will will have a great personal development opportunity.

It is not a necessity but this position can also lead to a Directorship &/or Partnership in future business plans for the right person.

If you know someone that might be interested in this opportunity, they can apply through the following Indeed link ..

14/08/2026

There’s so much happening in and around Inverness this month!
Whether you're heading to Under Canvas at Eden Court, Summer in Nashville at Bogbain Farm, a show, or meeting friends for a summer night out, why not make us part of your plans?

Join us before your event for a few tapas, a paella to share, or a jug of sangria to get the evening started!

Book your table on 01463 709809.

26/07/2026

20/07/2026

Looking for something to share? Try our Bacon Paella for two!

Packed with authentic Spanish flavour, this delicious paella is topped with thin smoked bacon and edamame beans for a fresh seasonal twist.

Perfect for sharing over a glass of sangria and making the most of the summer. Available for a limited time!

Book your table on 01463 709809.

18/07/2026

Start your day with a little taste of Spain 🇪🇸

Whether you're catching up with friends, taking a break from work, or grabbing lunch on the go, our café menu has you covered from 8am.

Choose from freshly made bocadillos, traditional Spanish tortillas, and light bites, all perfectly paired with your favourite coffee, from a creamy café con leche to a rich café bombón.

Pop in, take a seat, or grab it to go!

16/07/2026

Heading to Under Canvas at Eden Court this summer?

Make an evening of it and start with us! We're just a short walk away, making La Tortilla the perfect place to enjoy a few tapas or a refreshing sangria before the music begins.

Whether you're meeting friends before the show or looking for the perfect pre-gig meal, we've got you covered.

Book your table on 01463 709809.

10/07/2026

Breakfast has arrived at La Tortilla, and we're serving up a taste of Spain from 8am every morning!

One of our favourites from the menu is the Spanish Hot Breakfast Plate, packed with pan con tomate, sautéed mushrooms, grilled chorizo, traditional tortilla española, and smoked bacon 🥓

We also have a hot Bocadillo and lighter options and of course, great coffee!

No need to book, just pop in!

01/07/2026

Summer specials have arrived! (sort of) ☀️

Try our Walnut & Chilli Tortilla or tuck into our Romesco Patatas Fritas.
Looking for something to share? Try our Paella for two, topped with smoky bacon and edamame beans.

And for dessert, our classic churros are being served with a delicious summer berry coulis 🍓

29/06/2026

PSA to all teachers!!

The end of term is finally here, and it's time to relax and celebrate!

Gather your colleagues, leave the classroom behind, and join us for some well-earned tapas, great food, and maybe a sangria or two...

The summer holidays are here, and you've earned This! 📚🍷

We'll have a table waiting for you.

17/06/2026

Looking for the perfect way to say thank you to a fantastic teacher before the summer holidays?

Treat them to something they’ll really enjoy with a La Tortilla gift voucher 🇪🇸🍷

Perfect for tapas, wine, coffee dates, or a well-earned meal out after a busy school year, just pop in to purchase your voucher.