The Spud Van - Hyde Market

The Spud Van - Hyde Market Situated on Hyde Market.
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Tameside
Open from 8:00 - 3:30 (Spuds ready at 8:30)
Mon, Tue, Wed, Fri & sat
💳 card payments accepted
💶 Cash payments accepted
🥔 large selection of Hot/Cold fillings.

The Spuds would just like everyone to know that they're having a terrible time... 😏Sunshine ✅ Sea views ✅ Unlimited food...
01/10/2026

The Spuds would just like everyone to know that they're having a terrible time... 😏

Sunshine ✅
Sea views ✅
Unlimited food ✅
Not a pigeon in sight ✅

Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time would be appreciated. 😂🥔☀️🍹

🥔LAST CHANCE FOR A SPUD FIX! 🥔We're at Happenin' in Hyde today serving up hot, fluffy jacket potatoes loaded with your f...
26/09/2026

🥔LAST CHANCE FOR A SPUD FIX! 🥔

We're at Happenin' in Hyde today serving up hot, fluffy jacket potatoes loaded with your favourite toppings! 🤤🔥

⚠️ Don't forget... this is our LAST DAY before we take a 2-week break! ⚠️

Get down to Clarendon Square, enjoy the family fun, and treat yourself to a delicious Spud Van lunch before we're gone! 💙🥔

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🚨🥔 FRIDAY ALERT 🥔🚨We made it! The potatoes are hot, the toppings are ready, and the weekend is calling!Don't forget, thi...
25/09/2026

🚨🥔 FRIDAY ALERT 🥔🚨
We made it! The potatoes are hot, the toppings are ready, and the weekend is calling!
Don't forget, this is our last Friday for 2 weeks... but we're still here tomorrow for one final spud fix before our break! 😎
🥔 Eat a potato.
🥔 Make good choices.
🥔 Ignore the last instruction and get extra toppings.

✨THIS SATURDAY ✨
24/09/2026

✨THIS SATURDAY ✨

Last Wednesday to get your spud fix for TWO whole weeks — so don’t play games with your stomach, The Spud Van is calling...
23/09/2026

Last Wednesday to get your spud fix for TWO whole weeks — so don’t play games with your stomach, The Spud Van is calling.
If you miss today, that’s it… next week I’ll be nowhere near Hyde Market, and your jacket potato cravings will be left wandering the streets like lost souls.

Get yourself down for a proper delicious mid‑week spud:
Loaded, steaming, fluffy, dripping with your favourite toppings — chicken tikka, Chicken madras, mixed cheese & onion, chilli, beans, Tuna, whatever gets you smiling at 8:30 in the morning. 😊

🥔🔥 TUESDAY MADNESSLast Tuesday?Sold out early.The Tuesday before that?Also sold out early.At this point, Tuesdays are ba...
22/09/2026

🥔🔥 TUESDAY MADNESS

Last Tuesday?
Sold out early.
The Tuesday before that?
Also sold out early.
At this point, Tuesdays are basically The Hunger Games: Spud Edition.

If you want the good stuff — the chicken tikka, the madras, the cheese that makes grown adults emotional — you need to get down here before 2:30.
After that, it’s tumbleweeds and regret.

📍 Hyde Market Square
⏰ Spuds ready from 8:30
💨 Blink and they’re gone

Come early. Come hungry. Come prepared to fight your mate for the last jacket.

21/09/2026

Nice little gift this morning from The Spud Van - Hyde Market thanks for the great start to the day your a super star absolutely set me up for a busy morning ❤️LEGENDS WHALLOP!!

🥔 Monday Spud AlertIt’s the last Monday to get your spud fix before I vanish for two weeks — and we’re serving pure deli...
21/09/2026

🥔 Monday Spud Alert

It’s the last Monday to get your spud fix before I vanish for two weeks — and we’re serving pure deliciousness all week long.

Today’s looking tasty as hell: chicken tikka mayo, mixed cheese & onion, chilli, cauliflower cheese, ham & mushroom peppercorn, beans. Ect…
the full lineup, hot and ready in Hyde Market Square.

Start your week with a proper spud.
You deserve it.

🔑🥔🔑🥔🔑🥔🔑🥔🔑🥔🔑🥔🔑🥔🔑The Spud Van’s open, the spuds are steaming, and Key Man Paul’s next door sharpening keys faster than I c...
19/09/2026

🔑🥔🔑🥔🔑🥔🔑🥔🔑🥔🔑🥔🔑🥔🔑The Spud Van’s open, the spuds are steaming, and Key Man Paul’s next door sharpening keys faster than I can melt cheese.
If you hear laughter coming from Clarendon Square, it’s probably us — one serving spuds, one cutting keys, both causing trouble.
Come grab a jacket potato and say hi before Paul starts charging extra for key‑shaped spuds 😊

❄️➡️🔥 Cold mornings, hot spuds, zero nonsense.The mornings are getting darker, the days colder, and Hyde is giving full ...
18/09/2026

❄️➡️🔥 Cold mornings, hot spuds, zero nonsense.

The mornings are getting darker, the days colder, and Hyde is giving full “why am I awake?” energy.
But The Spud Van? Oh she’s glowing like a furnace because I’ve made extra hot fillings — hotter than the drama Key Man Paul swears he’s not involved in.

Today’s lineup is basically central heating in a potato:

🥔 Chilli con carne — bubbling away like it’s got secrets
🥔Chicken tikka — warming your soul and your sinuses
🥔Chicken madras — the “wake up or else” filling
🥔Ham & mushroom peppercorn — creamy, cosy, and showing off
🥔Cauliflower cheese — comfort food royalty
🥔Broccoli cheese — the cheesy hug you didn’t know you needed
🥔Legendary beans — the classic that never lets you down

If you’re cold, tired, fed up, or already done with today’s nonsense… come get a jacket potato that warms you from the inside out.

🚐 I’m parked up, fired up, and ready to feed Hyde properly.

Address

Hyde Market
Hyde
SK141AQ

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 3:30pm
Tuesday 8am - 3:30pm
Wednesday 8am - 3:30pm
Friday 8am - 3:30pm
Saturday 8am - 3:30pm

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