19/10/2026
π Why did the ghost go to the fish and chip shop?
Because he heard the fish was BOO-tiful! π»π
We're getting into the spooky spirit this Halloween, and we've got a Β£30 voucher up for grabs for one lucky winner to enjoy at Hexham Fish Bar.
But there's a catch... We want to hear your best (or worst!) Halloween jokes!
Fishy puns, spooky takeaway jokes, absolutely terrible dad jokes. The cheesier, the better!
Here's how to enter:
π» Make sure you're following us on BOTH Facebook and Instagram.
π Like this post.
π Comment below with your best fish, chip or takeaway-related Halloween joke!
We'll pick our favourite joke, and the winner will receive a Β£30 voucher to spend with us.
So get your thinking caps on, because we're looking for jokes that are frighteningly funny!
Competition closes Monday 26th October at midnight. Winner announced Wednesday 28th. Voucher can be collected from Hexham Fish Bar, can be used to eat in our restaurant or takeaway, and is valid until Dec 31st 2026.
Good luck, and happy Halloween! π
This competition is not sponsored, endorsed or administered by Facebook or Instagram. Prize cannot be changed for a cash equivalent and we will NEVER ask for your bank details.