The Cottage Cafe Bistro, Greenock

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The Cottage Cafe Bistro, Greenock Friendly family run cafe bistro and take away. Delicious food and homebaking. Deliveries available Situated on Ladyburn Business Park, Greenock.
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We are a fully licensed, family friendly coffee shop catering for both sit in take away customers. Come and try our great breakfasts, delicious coffee and freshly baked scones or stay for lunch and enjoy something from our varied menu. Children are most welcome and we will do our best to accommodate any dietary requests. We are dog friendly, have a free car park at the gront and rear of the building and easy access for disabled customers.

💜☕🎤 WHAT A MORNING! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 🎤☕💜Our very first COFFEEOKE for Ardgowan Hospice's Go Purple Day wa...
10/10/2026

💜☕🎤 WHAT A MORNING! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 🎤☕💜

Our very first COFFEEOKE for Ardgowan Hospice's Go Purple Day was a brilliant way to start the day! 💜🕺💃

A huge THANK YOU to everyone who came along, joined in the fun, bought raffle tickets, donated and helped us raise funds for such a wonderful local charity.

Whether you were singing, dancing, enjoying a coffee or just soaking up the atmosphere, we really appreciate your support! 💜

A special thank you to everyone who kindly donated prizes including Blessed Wellness Studio and helped make the morning possible. Your generosity means so much!

🥁 AND NOW… OUR RAFFLE WINNERS! 🥁

🎟️ 4 x SOLD OUT Day Fever Tickets
Tickets 51–55 — Louise Gray 🎉

☕ £20 Cottage Voucher
Tickets 31–35

💙 £10 Clyde Eats Voucher
Tickets 141–145

🎶 The Laurettes Signed CD
Tickets 45–50

🧘‍♀️ Blessed Wellness Yoga & Sound Bath Voucher
Tickets 331–335

💜 Purple Oodie
Tickets 66–70

🍓 Smirnoff Berry Burst Vodka
Tickets 1–5

🎁 Box Heroes
Tickets 101–105

👏 CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OUR WINNERS! 👏

If you have a winning ticket, please get in touch to arrange collection of your prize The Cottage Cafe Bistro, Greenock or pop in with your ticket and staff will give you your prize!

Most importantly, a massive thank you from all of us at Clyde Eats and The Cottage Café Bistro for helping us support Ardgowan Hospice and the incredible work they do for people and families in our community. 💜

It's amazing what our wee community can achieve when we come together for a good cause!

Same time next year? 👀☕🎤💃

We have 2 spare afternoon platters for sale today. £23.50 each collected or with a delivery option. Call 01475 745422 to...
09/10/2026

We have 2 spare afternoon platters for sale today.

£23.50 each collected or with a delivery option.

Call 01475 745422 to reserve one

Ardgowan Hospice GO PURPLE COFFEEOKE 💜Come get involved and be in with a chance to win 4 Day Fever Tickets courtesy of C...
09/10/2026

Ardgowan Hospice GO PURPLE COFFEEOKE 💜

Come get involved and be in with a chance to win 4 Day Fever Tickets courtesy of CLYDE EATS 🕺💃

Open from 7am

🎟️ 1 DAY TO GO!TOMORROW WE’RE GOING STRAIGHT TAE COFFEEOKE! 🎤☕💜Tomorrow, CLYDE EATS Clyde Eats & The Cottage Cafe Bistro...
08/10/2026

🎟️ 1 DAY TO GO!

TOMORROW WE’RE GOING STRAIGHT TAE COFFEEOKE! 🎤☕💜

Tomorrow, CLYDE EATS Clyde Eats & The Cottage Cafe Bistro, Greenock are going purple! 💜🎤 Join us for Coffeeoke, have some fun and be in with a chance to WIN 4 SOLD-OUT Day Fever tickets to see at Martin Compston! 👀🎟️

Just £5 entry gets you:
☕ Coffee or tea
🎤 Coffeeoke & inflatable microphones
🎶 Bangers
🏆 A chance to win prizes

🎟️ Entry into the Day Fever ticket draw
⏰ 7am–8.30am — drop in whenever suits you and stay as long as you like!
📍 The Cottage Café Bistro, Greenock

Hot Rolls can be purchased at an additional cost.

📅 TOMORROW — Friday 9th October

💜 All profits go to Ardgowan Hospice
Get your friends together, grab a coffee and come start your Friday with us or just pop by for the coffee ! 🎤💃☕

🎨🍸 WHAT A NIGHT! 🍸🎨A massive thank you to the lovely Carolann for making our Cocktails & Canvases Night such a brilliant...
07/10/2026

🎨🍸 WHAT A NIGHT! 🍸🎨

A massive thank you to the lovely Carolann for making our Cocktails & Canvases Night such a brilliant success! ❤️

We had such a fantastic evening, lots of laughs, plenty of cocktails and some VERY impressive masterpieces by the end of the night! 😂🎨🍹

And of course, a huge thank you to everyone who came along and made the night what it was. We hope you all enjoyed it as much as we did!

Carolann, you were absolutely brilliant and we loved having you at The Cottage. 🥰

Thank you from all of us at The Cottage ❤️

I think we might just have to do this again… who fancies it? 👀🎨🍸

💜 3 DAYS TO GO!3 DAYS UNTIL COFFEEOKE! 🎤☕💜The countdown is officially ON! This Friday 9th October join us at The Cottage...
06/10/2026

💜 3 DAYS TO GO!

3 DAYS UNTIL COFFEEOKE! 🎤☕💜

The countdown is officially ON! This Friday 9th October join us at The Cottage Cafe Bistro, Greenock for a morning of coffee, dancing, inflatable microphones and absolute bangers — all in aid of Ardgowan Hospice.

And remember… your £5 entry gives you a chance to WIN 4 SOLD-OUT Day Fever tickets! 👀🎟️

Plus, there are prizes for Best Dancer, Best Lip-Sync & Best Diva! 🏆
📅 Friday 9th October
⏰ 7am–8.30am — drop in anytime and stay as long as you like!
📍 The Cottage Café Bistro, Greenock

Good coffee. Great tunes. An even better cause. 💜

💜☕🎤 The Cottage Cafe Bistro, Greenock & CLYDE EATS PRESENTS… GO PURPLE COFFEEOKE! 🎤☕💜You’ve heard of A Straight Fae…Well...
02/10/2026

💜☕🎤 The Cottage Cafe Bistro, Greenock & CLYDE EATS PRESENTS… GO PURPLE COFFEEOKE! 🎤☕💜

You’ve heard of A Straight Fae…

Well this is the reverse…

A STRAIGHT TAE! 😂🙌

For Ardgowan Hospice Go Purple Day, we’re turning the traditional coffee morning completely on its head with 90 minutes of coffee, singing, dancing and absolute BANGERS! 💃🕺

⏰ 7AM – 8.30AM

Before work.
Before the gym.
Before college or uni.
Before the school run.
Or before heading straight back home for a lie down after dancing at 7am. 😂

Come any time. Leave any time!

🎟️ ENTRY: £5

That gets you:

☕ A coffee (or Tea)
🎤 Entry to our Coffeeoke morning
🎟️ One entry into our prize draw to WIN 4 TICKETS to the SOLD OUT Ardgowan Hospice DAY FEVER event on 12th December!

These tickets are sold out and money can’t currently buy them, so this is your ONLY chance to get your hands on four! 🙌

🎟️ Want more chances to win? Additional raffle entries will be available to purchase on the morning but only in the cafe, draw will be made at 8.30am.

🏆 We’ll also have prizes for the best dancer, best lip-sync and best all-round diva performance!

And just to be clear… this isn’t serious karaoke. 😂

We’ll have our very glamorous inflatable microphones, the tunes will be BLARING and everyone can sing along together.

So whether you’re giving us your best Whitney, going full diva with a dramatic lip-sync, or just dancing in the corner with your coffee — you’re in! 🎤😂

Expect bangers like:

🎶 I Wanna Dance With Somebody
🎶 Freed From Desire
🎶 A Thousand Miles — yes, the White Chicks one 😂
🎶 Uptown Funk
🎶 Footloose
And much more!

No singing ability required.
No dance ability required.
No dignity required. 😂

💜 Wear purple if you can
☕ Grab your coffee
🎤 Grab an inflatable mic
💃 Start your day with a dance

📍 The Cottage Cafe Bistro, 18 Pottery St Greenock PA15 2UH
📆 Friday 9th October 2026
⏰ 7am – 8.30am
💷 £5 entry

💜 ALL PROFITS GO TO ARDGOWAN HOSPICE 💜

Come for the coffee. Stay for the chaos. Then head ‘STRAIGHT TAE’ the rest of your day. ☕🎤💃

TAG YOUR FRIENDS WHO LOVE A DANCE, A LAUGH & A COFFEE! 😂💜

We have a few spaces left for our Cocktails & Canvas night tonight! Just message or call the cafe to book. 6pm til 9pm w...
02/10/2026

We have a few spaces left for our Cocktails & Canvas night tonight!

Just message or call the cafe to book. 6pm til 9pm with good tunes and karaoke afterwards!

🩷 LAST CHANCE… THEN IT’S ALL CHANGE! 🩷📣ONLY AT THE WEE COTTAGE KIOSK, CATHCART STREET! 📣You’ve got JUST 2 DAYS LEFT to g...
30/09/2026

🩷 LAST CHANCE… THEN IT’S ALL CHANGE! 🩷

📣ONLY AT THE WEE COTTAGE KIOSK, CATHCART STREET! 📣

You’ve got JUST 2 DAYS LEFT to get your hands on our current focaccia favourites before they leave the menu! 😭👋

🥑 AVO CLUB
🧀 QUEEN BRIE
🌶️ MEXICANA
🍤 PRAWN STAR

So if one of these is your one, Thursday & Friday are your last chance! 👀

Because from MONDAY, we’ve got a completely NEW focaccia line-up landing… 🤤

🐐 BILLY THE KID
Goat’s cheese, chilli jam & rocket

🐷 THE FULL HOG
Streaky bacon, Parma ham, chorizo & sunblush tomatoes

🥒 IN A PICKLE
Ham, mature cheddar, tomato & pickle

🇮🇹 THE ITALIAN JOB
Mozzarella, Parma ham, tomato, basil & balsamic glaze

🔥 Hot or cold, you choose!

So… one last old favourite this week, or are you holding out for one of the newbies on Monday? 👀😂🩷

📍 The Wee Cottage Kiosk
130 Cathcart Street.

⏰ Mon–Fri, 8am–2pm

Oh, and a shameless wee plug for our Paint and sip night in the Cottage this Friday! 🎨🖌🍸

🎨🍹 COCKTAILS & CANVASES – PAINT NIGHT! 🍹🎨Just a wee reminder about our Cocktails & Canvases Paint Night at The Cottage! ...
29/09/2026

🎨🍹 COCKTAILS & CANVASES – PAINT NIGHT! 🍹🎨

Just a wee reminder about our Cocktails & Canvases Paint Night at The Cottage! 🥰

Come along for a brilliant night of painting, cocktails, laughs and snacks – absolutely no painting experience needed! 😂🎨

Your ticket is £35 and includes your painting session, a cocktail and Charcuterie & Cheese Board 🧀 🖌️

Message us to book!

And of course, we’ll have our special Paint Night cocktails available, including:

🦆 What the Duck
🥥 Piña Colada
🍋 Lemon Bon Bon
❤️ Our Secret Bubble Cocktail

🎤🎶 Continue the night with banging tunes and Karaoke 🎤 🎶

Spaces are limited to 25, so if you fancy a fun night out with the girls, get booked in before they’re gone! 💃🍹🎨

📍 The Cottage Cafe Bistro, Greenock

Tag your painting partner below! 👇😂

Ps, dont mind the AI poster, the artist on the night is very real! 😉

Address

18 Pottery Street
Greenock
PA152UH

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 4:30pm
Tuesday 9am - 4:30pm
Thursday 9am - 4:30pm
Friday 9am - 4:30pm
Saturday 10am - 6:30pm
Sunday 10am - 6:30pm

Telephone

+441475745422

Website

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