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12/02/2026

How ridiculous!!!! I was cooking all our family meals from age 12! Counting nuts and bolts into bags for my dad's business at that age! Had a paper round at 10 years old, was picking strawberries in the summer hols from about 8 years old! I certainly wasn't exploited! Evan helped me in the cafe! And they wonder why kids struggle to get jobs when they leave school!

06/02/2026

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27/01/2026

Whoever voted labour in should be ashamed of themselves!!!! They are crippling hospitality and small businesses!!!! At this rate all pubs, cafes and restaurants will close and you'll all be eating microwave meals when you're too knackered to cook after a week of slogging it at work! That's if you are working cos the way labour is going the dole queue is going to get bigger!!!

Happy Christmas everyone! 🎄⛄ I've spent the afternoon in my happy place..... The kitchen 🤣🤣🤣💃💃💃💃
25/12/2025

Happy Christmas everyone! 🎄⛄ I've spent the afternoon in my happy place..... The kitchen 🤣🤣🤣💃💃💃💃

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the comments are just as funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
08/12/2025

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the comments are just as funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All this for £30 with Groupon vouchers 💃💃💃💃💃
01/12/2025

All this for £30 with Groupon vouchers 💃💃💃💃💃

Love these guys ❤️❤️❤️❤️
30/11/2025

Love these guys ❤️❤️❤️❤️

28/11/2025

👇🏼 This

Next year I fear so many of us small hospitality businesses will have no choice but to close our doors. It’s just getting harder & harder and quite frankly - it’s exhausting fighting what feels like a losing battle.

Most people don’t realise how unfair the VAT system is in hospitality.

Let’s take eggs as an example - I buy my eggs in which are zero rated for VAT purposes - The second I crack that egg on my griddle, the government takes 20% VAT from the final product — with nothing for me to reclaim.

I buy in my flour, sugar, butter - all zero rated. The minute I bake a cake with those ingredients and someone wants to sit in to eat it - I lose 20% immediately in VAT.

I buy in my coffee beans - zero rated - the minute that coffee is ground into a latte I lose 20%

A builder buys their materials at 20% VAT and can claim it back.

A hairdresser buys their colours, shampoos & scissors at 20% and can claim it back.

Make it make sense!

So when you buy an £8 breakfast from us, £1.33 goes straight to the government before we even cover wages, rent, utilities, rates and food costs.

This system is pushing small cafes, coffee shops and restaurants to the edge.

We don’t want special treatment — just a fairer, modern VAT structure for hospitality.

A lot of you saw this and I'm grateful for you that did ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
22/06/2025

A lot of you saw this and I'm grateful for you that did ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Dear Chefs,

You might feel like the world doesn’t quite get you—and that’s okay. Most people don’t understand why anyone would willingly choose this life: the relentless hours, the physical toll, the pressure of perfection, day in and day out.

But you do. You chose it because there’s something in you that needs to create. To serve. To push beyond limits. To be part of something bigger than yourself.

The kitchen isn’t just a workplace—it’s a battleground, a classroom, a second home. You’ve stood there, drenched in sweat, legs aching, heart racing, and still managed to pull off miracles one plate at a time. You've burnt, bled, and broken—but never stopped showing up. That takes something special.

People see the final dish. They don’t see the 14-hour days. The weekends missed. The sacrifices made. But you keep going, not for applause, but because it’s in your blood.

There’s beauty in what you do. There’s purpose. And even on the days when it feels like no one notices—you’re making a difference. Every dish you serve, every young cook you teach, every standard you hold—it matters.

This world can be isolating. But you’re not alone. At The Chef’s Circle, we’ve built a space for chefs like you—a place to share, connect, and be reminded that your work means something. That you mean something. We will be sharing more of your dishes, stories and questions. Comment below and start sharing.

Keep going. Keep pushing. Keep cooking with heart.

— The Chef’s Circle

Apologies for being incognito for a while! I've been settling into my new work role whilst having to deal with my ex of ...
10/06/2025

Apologies for being incognito for a while! I've been settling into my new work role whilst having to deal with my ex of 14 years wanting to screw me out of thousands 😮 the former is all good 💃💃💃 the latter is ongoing 🤬 I've isolated myself these last few months, I'll awaken myself if anybody is interested! You all know I love banter, if you want me to go full on I'm definitely up for it! Let me know 😁 fave pic included!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sooo relatable 🥴🥴🥴😂
07/05/2025

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sooo relatable 🥴🥴🥴😂

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02/05/2025

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