The Kraken Chippy - East Kilbride

16/10/2026

14/10/2026

🏎️💨 OUR F1 DELIVERY DRIVERS ARE STANDING BY!

Main Street might be shut for parking, but that doesn’t mean you need to miss out on your favourite chippy! 🍟🐙

Why worry about finding a parking space when we can bring your favourite scran STRAIGHT TO YOUR DOOR! 🚀

Our F1 delivery drivers are fuelled up, ready to go and waiting for your orders! 🏁

🐙 THE KRAKEN CHIPPY – EAST KILBRIDE

🌍 Order direct: bit.ly/ekkrkweb
☎️ 01355 587406

14/10/2026

🚨 WE’RE HIRING – EAST KILBRIDE! 🚨

We’re looking for Crew Members and a Counter Leader to join our busy team at The Kraken Chippy! 🐙

✅ Full-time & part-time positions
✅ Permanent employment
✅ Competitive rates of pay

⚠️ EXPERIENCE IS ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL!

🔹 Crew Members – Previous experience in a takeaway, restaurant or fast-paced food environment is required.

🔹 Counter Leader – Strong experience in a busy food environment is essential, with fish and chip shop experience preferred. Must be confident leading a team and managing busy services.

📩 Interested? Send us a private message with your previous experience, availability and the position you’re applying for.

📍 The Kraken Chippy – East Kilbride

Please note: We are only considering experienced applicants for these positions.

13/10/2026

🤯 IT’S HALF TERM… ARE THE KIDS DRIVING YOU UP THE WALL ALREADY?! 🤣

Get them out the house and down to The Kraken for a wee treat! 🐙🍟

Our Kids Meals are just £4.50, complete with chips and a Fruit Shoot! 😍

And why not treat them to an Equis ice cream afterwards? 🍦

Happy kids, happy parents… and no dishes! 😂❤️

12/10/2026

🏆 DAZZA DOES IT FRY?! 🏆

The Scottish Fish & Chip Awards are coming up, and we’re getting ready to throw our hat (or should that be batter?) into the ring! 👀

But we’ve got a problem… WE CAN’T DECIDE WHAT TO ENTER! 🤯 We’ve been experimenting in the kitchen and have narrowed it down to TWO absolute belters! 🔥

🥧 OPTION 1 – THE STEAK PIE BEAST
Steak Pie, Chips & Gravy, all wrapped up in a giant Yorkshire Pudding and BATTERED to perfection! 🤤

🌭 OPTION 2 – THE SAUSAGE SUPPER BEAST
A proper Sausage Supper with Curry Sauce, wrapped up in a giant Yorkshire Pudding and, you guessed it… BATTERED! 🤤

Both are outrageous. Both are delicious. But only ONE can represent The Kraken Chippy at the awards! 🏆

SO WE’RE LEAVING IT UP TO YOU! 👇
Which one would YOU send into battle? ⚔️

LET THE BATTLE OF THE BATTER COMMENCE! 🐙

09/10/2026

🐟 IT’S FAB FRY-DAY, EAST KILBRIDE! 🐙

The weekend is almost here, and what better way to kick it off than with a proper Kraken takeaway? 😍

Fancy a traditional Fish Supper? We’ve got you covered! 🐟

Craving something a wee bit different? Our World Famous Krunchy Box is calling your name! 🔥

Or why not treat yourself to one of our increasingly popular Blaggis Suppers? If you haven’t tried one yet, you’re missing out! 🤤

Whatever you’re in the mood for, we’ve got something to make your Friday that wee bit better!

📲 Order direct for collection or delivery!
🌍 bit.ly/ekkrkweb
☎️ 01355 587406
📍 13 Stuart Street, East Kilbride

East Kilbride’s Number One Chippy! 🐙

08/10/2026

The Krunchy Box

The Klassic Kraken Chippy Skran

A bit of everything - Pizza Krunch, Hamburger, Sausage, Chips, Sauce and Juice all for just !

𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗞𝗶𝗹𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗡𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝘆
🌍 bit.ly/ekkrkweb 🌎
☎️ 01355 587406 ☎️
📍13 Stuart Street📍
🕓12pm - 10pm 🕙

08/10/2026

Lunchtime done right ✔️ at the Kraken Chippy

The Krunchy Box is just £7.95

𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗞𝗶𝗹𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗡𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝘆
🌍 bit.ly/ekkrkweb 🌎
☎️ 01355 587406 ☎️
📍13 Stuart Street📍
🕓12pm - 10pm 🕙

06/10/2026

🚨 MEGA CHIPS START AT JUST £6! 🚨

Sometimes a regular portion of chips just isn’t going to cut it… 😮‍💨

Go MEGA instead! 🤤🍟

🧀 Mega Chips & Cheese
🥣 Mega Chips & Curry
🤎 Mega Chips & Gravy
🧀 Mega Chips Cheese & Curry
🧀 Mega Chips Cheese & Gravy

Starting from just £6 — proper comfort food, Kraken style! 🐙

Available from East Kilbride 👇
🌍 kilbride.thekrakenchippy.uk
☎️ 01355 587 406
📍 13 Stuart Street

05/10/2026

East Kilbride… we’re not messing about with the deals this week 👀🔥

Two absolute favourites, both at a cracking price:

🔥 Blaggis Supper – just £4.95
🐙 World Famous Krunchy Box – only £6.95

Whether you’re going for the mighty Blaggis or sticking with the Kraken classic, dinner is well and truly sorted 🤝

Get yours from East Kilbride tonight!

🌍 kilbride.thekrakenchippy.uk
☎️ 01355 587 406
📍 13 Stuart Street