Bernie's Mountblow Bar

Bernie's Mountblow Bar .

Well, what can I say… 😂WHAT A FU***NG WEEKEND THAT WAS! ❤️It’s sad knowing our doors have now closed, but by God, did we...
29/09/2026

Well, what can I say… 😂

WHAT A FU***NG WEEKEND THAT WAS! ❤️

It’s sad knowing our doors have now closed, but by God, did we not go out in style! 🥹🎉🍻

What a way to finish 7 incredible years of Bernie’s Bar. The laughs, the memories, the tears, the madness and, most importantly, the people who made it what it was.

I honestly couldn’t have asked for a better final weekend.

And I have to give a massive shout-out to my Team B, and Mr brady !❤️

You guys worked your fu***ng arses off that weekend, right until the very end, and I honestly couldn’t be prouder of every single one of you.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — no other pub will ever have a team like ours. You weren’t just staff; you were family a massive part of Bernie’s Bar and a massive part of my life.

To every single person who came through those doors, shared a drink, made a memory, caused a bit of chaos or simply helped make Bernie’s Bar feel like home — thank you. You made this place so much more than a pub.

Bernie’s Bar — you were some fu***ng story, and I’ll carry that story with me for the rest of my life. ❤️

The doors may be closed, but the memories, the madness and the people who made it all matter will never disappear.

Seven years, one unforgettable bar and the best fu***ng team I could ever have asked for.

Bernie’s Bar forever. ❤️
Team B forever. 🖤

Feel free to add your pictures and videos of your memory’s here in the comments x

27/09/2026
STARS IN YOUR EYES 2 ⭐Back by VERY popular demand… because apparently once wasn’t enough! 😂Tomorrow night we’re swapping...
25/09/2026

STARS IN YOUR EYES 2 ⭐
Back by VERY popular demand… because apparently once wasn’t enough! 😂

Tomorrow night we’re swapping our customers for wannabe superstars, questionable costumes, big hair, big egos and hopefully some actual singing! 🤣🎤

We’ve got contestants ready to sing, dance, strut their stuff and pretend they’re famous for the night!

⭐ Who’s going to smash it?
⭐ Who’s going to forget the words?
⭐ And who’s going to make us all wish we’d stayed at home? 😂

🎤 SHOWTIME FROM 3PM – TILL LATE
🎟️ FREE ENTRY
🎫 RAFFLE ON THE NIGHT

So get yourselves down, grab a drink, cheer on the contestants and prepare for one absolute belter of a night!

And remember… what happens on the Stars in Their Eyes stage stays on the Stars in Their Eyes stage! 👀😂

🌟 ONE NIGHT • BIGGER STAGE • MORE STARS • MORE CHAOS 🌟

Team Bx ❤️

24/09/2026

THE END OF AN ERA

YES… THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE.

After 7 unforgettable years, the time has finally come to say goodbye to Bernie’s Bar.

Back in 2019, we opened those doors and started a journey that became so much more than just a pub. Seven years of laughs, tears, ups, downs, friendships, celebrations, crazy nights and memories that will stay with us forever.

We’ve had charity nights, parties, events, fancy dress, karaoke, bingo, quizzes, New Year’s Eve parties and so many nights that probably shouldn’t be talked about! 😂.

And of course, a massive thank you to John Brady, who has been there from the very beginning. Week after week, year after year, John has entertained us, put up with us and become such a massive part of Bernie’s Bar. And to every other entertainer who has walked through our doors over the years, thank you for coming along and entertaining our dysfunctional family weekend after weekend. You’ve all helped create the atmosphere, the laughs and the memories that made this place what it was.

One thing I will always be incredibly proud of is what Bernie’s Bar and our customers have given back to the community. Over the years we’ve supported Clydebank Women’s Aid, Calum’s Cabin, Care Home Comfort Funds, Golden Friendship, West Dunbartonshire Community Foodshare, Growing Beardmore Community Gardens, Erskine Home, Easter Egg Appeal and Christmas Toy Bank Drive, just to name a few. From collecting Easter eggs to helping make Christmas a little brighter for families, our customers always showed how big their hearts were. And who could forget The Full Monty! 😂🙈 A night when some of our customers stripped off to their… well, let’s just say nearly their birthday suits! 😂 Definitely one of those nights that will go down in Bernie’s Bar history!

But sadly, our journey also brought the hardest moment of all. We lost our Bernie — my mum. Bernie’s Bar was her name, her place and her legacy. There will always be a piece of her in these walls, in the memories and in the people who knew her. That’s why closing these doors feels like so much more than closing a pub. It really is the end of an era.

And then there’s TEAM B. To every single member of my team, whether you’ve been here since the beginning or you’ve only joined us recently, thank you. You’ve all played your own part in this story. You’ve worked the busy nights, the quiet nights, the late nights, the parties, the events and all the madness that came with Bernie’s Bar. You’ve laughed with me, cried with me, listened to me, put up with me and most importantly, stood beside me.

And thank you for keeping your mouths shut when the time came. I know customers asked questions and you were put in a difficult position, having to answer without giving anything away. That wasn’t your decision to make, but you respected me, respected the situation and kept it to yourselves until the time was right. I will never forget that.

Some of you have become much more than colleagues. You’ve become friends and, in many ways, family. I genuinely couldn’t have done this without you.

And then, of course, our customers. Where would Bernie’s Bar have been without you? Honestly, I don’t think you could find a better bunch anywhere. You have been absolutely brilliant. You’ve been there through everything — the birthdays, engagements, celebrations, Christmases, New Year’s Eve parties, parties and nights of absolute madness, but also through the difficult times. We’ve shared the sadness of losing people we loved, funerals, wakes, tears and days when the pub was somewhere to come because you knew somebody would understand.

We’ve been there for the celebrations, the deaths and everything in between.

That’s what made Bernie’s Bar special. It was never just about the drinks. It was about the people. It was about knowing faces, knowing names, having a laugh, having a moan, checking in on each other and being there when somebody needed it. Somewhere along the way, our customers stopped being just customers. You became part of the family.

Some of you have been with us since 2019. Some joined us along the way. But every single person who walked through those doors has left a little piece of themselves behind, and I honestly don’t think I’ll ever find another bunch like you.

So before we turn that key for the final time, come down this weekend. Bring your friends, raise a glass, have one last laugh, share a memory and, if there are tears, let them come.

Because after seven years, Bernie’s Bar deserves one hell of a goodbye.

Sunday 27th September 2026 — our doors close for the final time.

The bar will close. The signs will come down. But the memories, friendships, stories and people we’ve met along the way will never disappear.

BERNIE’S BAR — 2019–2026
7 YEARS OF MEMORIES!!

To Bernie. To Team B. To every entertainer. To every customer. And to every single person who was part of this mad, beautiful, dysfunctional journey…

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.

Peace out. ✌️

Mikey, Team B ❤️

⭐️ BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! ⭐️Last year we had our very own Holly take to the stage as Adele — and she only went and won ...
24/09/2026

⭐️ BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! ⭐️

Last year we had our very own Holly take to the stage as Adele — and she only went and won Stars In Your Eyes! 🎤🏆

Well… it’s back! 😍

This Saturday 26th September from 3pm, we’re bringing back Stars In Your Eyes for another massive day of music, laughs and memories!
Hosted by John Brady

🎤 FREE ENTRY
🎟️ RAFFLE ON THE NIGHT
⭐️ STARS IN YOUR EYES
🕒 Showtime 3pm

Who will be our next star? 👀⭐️

Get yourselves along and support all our amazing performers!

🎉 MONDAY CLUB IS BACK! 🎉Tonight from 5PM we have the fantastic Paul Woods 🍻🎤💰 BIG MONEY TO BE WON! 💰It’s “To Be In It To...
21/09/2026

🎉 MONDAY CLUB IS BACK! 🎉

Tonight from 5PM we have the fantastic Paul Woods 🍻🎤

💰 BIG MONEY TO BE WON! 💰
It’s “To Be In It To Win It” — so get yourself down, get involved and you could be walking away with some serious cash! 💷💷💷

COLLECTED Anyone know him this was been found outside and handed into us.
21/09/2026

COLLECTED
Anyone know him
this was been found outside and handed into us.

Get yourselves down to Bernie's Mountblow Bar tonight for a proper night of live music, good drinks and good times! 🍻🎤🎸 ...
19/09/2026

Get yourselves down to Bernie's Mountblow Bar tonight for a proper night of live music, good drinks and good times! 🍻🎤

🎸 Paul Woods is taking to the stage from 8.30pm, bringing the tunes and getting the Saturday night atmosphere going! 🔥

Whether you’re out for a few drinks, meeting up with friends or just fancy a good singalong, we’ll see you at Bernie’s! 🥳

🍻 Great drinks
🎶 Live music
❤️ Great atmosphere
🎤 All welcome!

Today we’re getting the weekend started the right way at Bernie’s Mountblow Bar! 🍻🎶🎤 Karaoke with Vicki Gold🕒 3PM – 6PM📅...
19/09/2026

Today we’re getting the weekend started the right way at Bernie’s Mountblow Bar! 🍻🎶

🎤 Karaoke with Vicki Gold
🕒 3PM – 6PM
📅 Today — Saturday!

Whether you’re a shower singer, a karaoke superstar or just fancy a few drinks and a good laugh… get yourself down! 😂🎶

🎵 Pick your favourite song
🍻 Grab a drink
🎤 Take the mic
💃 Have a dance
❤️ And enjoy the afternoon with us!

Everyone welcome — singers of ALL levels!

Let’s make it a belter of a Saturday afternoon! 🎤

Funeral Arrangements – Jimmy Kelly It is with great sadness that we share the funeral arrangements for Jimmy Kelly, a mu...
18/09/2026

Funeral Arrangements –
Jimmy Kelly

It is with great sadness that we share the funeral arrangements for Jimmy Kelly, a much-loved and long-standing customer of Bernie’s Bar.

Jimmy has been part of our Bernie’s Bar family for many years, and he will be sadly missed by all of us who had the pleasure of knowing him. He was not just a customer, but a familiar and much-loved face in our community.

Jimmy’s funeral will take place on Friday 2nd October at 10.00am at St Stephen’s Church. Following the service, Jimmy will be taken to Dalnottar Cemetery for 11.30am.for anyone that would like to pay there respects

We would like to send our heartfelt condolences to Jimmy’s family, friends and everyone who knew and loved him at this incredibly difficult time.

From all of us at Team B, thank you Jimmy for all the memories and the many years you spent with us.

Rest peacefully, Jimmy
You will be sadly missed, fondly remembered and never forgotten. 🖤 🪽

Love team B x

Address

832 Dumbarton Road
Dalmuir
G814BS

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 11pm
Tuesday 11am - 11pm
Wednesday 11am - 11pm
Thursday 11am - 12am
Friday 11am - 1am
Saturday 11am - 1am
Sunday 11am - 12am

Telephone

+441419527619

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