06/10/2026
🍺🇩🇪 OKTOBERFEST OLYMPICS ARE COMING TO THE BORDER! 🇩🇪🍺
📅 Friday 23rd October
⏰ From 7pm
Forget speed, strength and actual athletic ability… these are the only Olympics that matter 😂🍻
🏅 EXPECT ABSOLUTE NONSENSE INCLUDING…
🌭 Wurstfangen – Flying sausages. Open mouths. What could possibly go wrong? 😂
🍺 Bierkrughalten – How long can you hold your stein out before your arm gives up on life?
🎯 Burma-Straßen-Dartspiel – Darts… but obviously we couldn’t just play normal darts, could we?
🪓 Axtwerfen – Unleash your inner Viking. Accuracy would be helpful. 😂
🥨 Breznwerfen – Throwing pretzels at a target. A perfectly sensible use of a pretzel. 🥨
And because it wouldn’t be Oktoberfest without the important stuff…
🍺 TWO PINT STEINS OF LÖWENBRÄU
🌭 SPECIAL OKTOBERFEST MENU
🏆 Bragging rights are very much at stake.
🙋♀️🙋♂️ SIGN UP IS OPEN NOW!
Get your name down at the bar!
Lederhosen optional. Competitive spirit compulsory. Dignity unlikely to survive. 😂🍺🇩🇪