O’Neills Cafe

19/06/2026

🚨 BOTH O’Neills Cafés are OPEN and we’ve got the goods! 🚨

From fresh Corby rolls to proper English or Scottish banging breakfasts 🥓🍳, plus brunches and lunches that hit the spot 😋☕️

Or… if you’re not hungry, just pop in and see these two half-wits 😂😂🙈 because judging by the phone calls we get daily, that’s apparently a major attraction!

“Are you open?”
“Have you got rolls?”
“Is breakfast on?”
“Are the two idiots in?” 🤣

The answer is YES to all of the above! 😎

Open all weekend – come and grab a bite, a brew, and a laugh! ☕🥓🍳

19/06/2026

18/06/2026

18/06/2026

BACK OF THE BOX

😃 HAPPY ALEX™

The official O’Neills Café Wobble Head

Meet Happy Alex – the happiest person at O’Neills Café.*

*According to absolutely nobody.

Known for her world-famous serious face, laser-focused stare, and ability to make a flat white while looking mildly unimpressed, Happy Alex has become a local legend.

Special Features:

* Mood setting: Permanently Monday
* Smiles: Sold separately
* Coffee making skills: ★★★★★
* Small talk enthusiasm: ★☆☆☆☆
* Breakfast recommendation accuracy: ★★★★★

How to use:

1. Enter O’Neills Café.
2. Spot Happy Alex behind the counter.
3. Wonder if she’s happy.
4. Order food anyway.
5. Discover that her breakfast, brunch and lunch recommendations are far happier than she is.

Why risk it?

Pop in and see Happy Alex yourself…

Or even better…

🍳 Grab a banging breakfast
🥓 Smash a proper brunch
🥪 Tuck into a cracking lunch

At O’Neills Café, where the food is warm, the coffee is hot, and Alex is… Alex.

Collect all moods!

* Happy Alex
* Slightly Less Happy Alex
* Coffee Before Customers Alex
* End of Shift Alex

WARNING: May wobble more than she smiles. ☕⚽😐

17/06/2026

🚨 HAIR EMERGENCY ALERT 🚨

My hairdresser has officially retired from the hair game 😭💔 and I am now a woman in crisis.

I’m looking for a local hairdresser/small business who can fit nano bead extensions. I already have my own extensions, and both my hair and extensions are ready for a much-needed refresh.

Now, before anyone suggests it… yes, I have tried doing them myself. The front? Fabulous. The sides? Manageable. The back? Absolutely feral. 😂

Turns out fitting nano beads when you can’t see the back of your own head is a challenge even the strongest of us cannot overcome.

So please, lovely people, tag away! 🙏

✨ Looking for:
• A local hairdresser/small business
• Experienced with nano bead extensions
• Happy to fit extensions I already own
• Available ASAP before I end up looking like I’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards

Recommendations, tags, messages, carrier pigeons… I’ll take anything at this point! 😂

17/06/2026

🌞 O’Neill’s Café is open today,
Serving tasty treats all the way!

From 8am till half past two,
We’ve got something delicious waiting for you.

Banging breakfasts, brunches too,
Fresh-made lunches just for you!

The World Cup’s here, the excitement’s real,
Football fever’s what we feel!

England take on Croatia tonight,
Let’s cheer the lads and do it right!

Before the football kicks off tonight,
Come grab a bite and start things right.
At Pytchley Court and Danesholme you’ll see,
Great food, great service, and great company.

Come on England! Bring home the win! ⚽🏆🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

15/06/2026

O’Neills CATERING

Classic Buffet Package

Thank you for considering O’Neills Catering for your special event.

Whether you’re hosting a birthday celebration, corporate gathering, family occasion, funeral reception, christening, or community event, our Classic Buffet Package offers a generous selection of freshly prepared food delivered directly to your venue.

Special Offer

Only £6.50 per person
(Usually £7.50 per person)

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Freshly Prepared Sandwich Selection

A variety of freshly made sandwiches including:

• Ham & Salad
• Egg & Cress
• Tuna & Cucumber
• Cheese & Onion
• BBQ Chicken

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Savoury Buffet Selection

• Assorted Pizzas
• Sticky Chicken Pieces
• Cocktail Sausages
• Sausage Rolls
• Selection of Quiches
• Traditional Pork Pies
• Indian Sharing Platter
• Tiger Bites
• Cheese, Pickle & Hot Dog Bites

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Fresh Salads & Accompaniments

• Homemade Coleslaw
• Hummus with Fresh Vegetable Sticks
• Tomato & Herb Pasta Salad

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Optional Extras

Enhance your buffet with:

• Seasonal Fresh Fruit Platter
• Assorted Cake Platter

Please ask for pricing.

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Included in Your Package

✓ Delivery to your venue

✓ Professional buffet set-up

✓ Plates, napkins and serving equipment

✓ Collection of catering trays where required

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Tray Collection

Where possible, we kindly ask that serving trays are taken home after the event. However, we understand this isn’t always practical. Trays can be left at the venue and we will arrange collection at a convenient time.

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Please Note

While we always aim to provide the items listed above, occasional substitutions may be necessary due to supplier availability. Any alternative items will be of equal quality and value.

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Why Choose O’Neills Catering?

✓ Quality food items

✓ Reliable delivery service

✓ Excellent value for money

✓ Friendly, professional service

✓ Catering for events of all sizes

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For bookings, availability or any questions, please don’t hesitate to get in touch.

We look forward to helping make your event a success.

Daren and Danielle of O’Neills &
O’Neills Catering

“Quality Catering at Affordable Prices”

15/06/2026

🍳 THE ULTIMATE FRY-UP DEBATE! 🍳

Right then Corby… let’s settle this once and for all.

If you HAD to get rid of ONE item from a fry-up forever, what would it be?

🥓 Bacon
🍳 Egg
🌭 Sausage
⬛ Black Pudding
🫓 Tattie Scone
🟫 Square Sausage
🐑 Haggis
🍞 Fried Bread
🍅 Tomato
🍄 Mushrooms
🫘 Beans
🥔 Hash Brown
🍞 Toast

You can only choose as many as you like … but once it’s gone, it’s gone forever! 😱

What’s getting the chop? ✂️

Drop your answer below and let’s see who has the most controversial opinion in Corby! 👇

⚠️ Warning: Anyone saying bacon may be asked to hand in their O’Neills Café loyalty card immediately! 😂