Le Cafe Coull

10/01/2026

Such lovely words from one of our lovely customers we had Kay Diverty...
Love it ,thanks Kay 😘x
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OMG Morag!
Fit on earth is the metter?
I could hear ye skirlin fae the end o’ lane near tae Clive’s hoose fin I wis coming back fae being up line wi Ashley.
She’s nae hid a fa’ and hurt herself his she Tommy?
No no no no no, nitthin like that?
Far far far worse than that?
Oh me, is the fact that Christmas and Hogmany are a’ ower, Morag?
Mine they come roon ivvery year.
No no no no no, it’s nae that?
Is it the fact that ye’re nae getting a snow day because you werena gan to school the day onywye, Moags?
Mine that you can hiv a snow day onytime you want.
No no no no no, it’s nae that either?
Weel ye’d better stop skirlin and tell me fit is wrang then.
You and Tommy were scunnered then you remembered you got Christmas money fae Jan so ye decided to tak the bussie to Buckie and go to Cafe Coull for soup or a cheese scone and then a fine peecy and Tommy fancied a Millionaire Shortbreed and you wanted a bit o’ Victoria Sponge or Jam Sponge but you were at the bus stop for ages and ages and…?
WHOAH MORAG!
Ye need to slow doon.
A sentence at a time please.
Deep breath and on you go.
…and a wifie wis waiting inna and ye landed up haein a news as the bussie still wisna there?
Ye telt her ye were gan to Cafe Coull for your fly and she said Cafe Coull wis closed and nae jist because of sna?
She said it hid closed completely and widna ivver be open again and you thocht she wis joking?
Then a mannie fa bides up the brae went past wi his doggie and he said it wis true and there wis nae bus day onywye?
Ye gye near fainted awa and Tommy hid to catch you?
Then ye ran a’ the wye hame greetin because it’s absolutely devastating news?
Oh I ken, Moags. It’s affa sad news.
There’s a burger place gan in tae far Cafe Coull wis though.
That is nae the same?
They winna dee the fine Chicken and skirlie or Macaroni Cheese or Lentil Soup and there’s nae ither place fa maks Butterfly Cakes like Cafe Coull?
The staff were fabulous inna?
Ayewis friendly and looked efter you?
Kathy ayewis hid a wee blether wi you?

Ye dinna ken fit you and Tommy are gan to dee for a fly in Buckie noo?
Ye’re really really really really gan tae miss gan tae Cafe Coull?
Aye Morag me inna, me inna.

31/12/2025

As I said earlier "today is the end of Cafe Coull time".
Though sad,I wanted a photo taken of present staff(those able to attend)and a few faces from the past.
So here we are and my thanks are extended to them all .xx

31/12/2025

A few snaps of today x

31/12/2025

I said earlier "today is the end of Cafe Coull time".
Though sad,I wanted a photo taken of present staff(those able to attend)and a few faces from the past.
So here we are and my thanks are extended to them all .xx

31/12/2025

Ham & haddie in a creamy sauce rice & chips

31/12/2025

Holy moly!!!!wiped out of cheese scones ,here's more just out the oven ...also available for takeaway also 👌

31/12/2025

Truly delicious cheese scones,sultana or plain

30/12/2025

💥💥Our last final menu💥💥
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COME SEE US BEFORE WE CLOSE
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🔹Butternut squash,sweet potato hint of chilli soup

🔹Haggis bon bons,salad ,cranberry dip
💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

🔹Roast chicken, oatmeal stuffing & trimmings

🔹Ham & haddie rice & chips

🔹Haggis cheese melt toastie salad & chips

🔹Bacon, cheeseburger salad & chips

🔹Brunch
(2 x sausages,2 x bacon,chips,beans ,fried egg

🔹Macaroni cheese & chips

🔹Homemade battered chicken fillets salad,chips,dip

🔹Breaded king prawns,salad,chips & tartare sauce

🔹Bacon, pineapple,mozzarella
Melt toastie salad & chips

🔹Coronation chicken & pineapple baked potato & salad garnish

💥Pensioners special 💥
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🔹Roast chicken & trimmings
Or
🔹Mini brunch
Includes tea or regular coffee
Only 💥£8.95

💥Pensioners special 💥
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Soup & sweet & tea or regular coffee
Only💥 £8.95
🔹Dumpling served with custard,cream or ice-cream
Or
🔹Sultana & lemon sponge + custard

☎️01542 835400 to book a table or takeaway.

30/12/2025

Today,I wish to formally inform cafe coull customers that cafe coull will open for the last time at 9.30am on Wednesday 31st December 2025.
I wish, to sincerely thank my loyal customers who over the last 27 years have supported my businesses Firstly (from 1998) Crossroads Tearoom and (from 2011)Cafe coull.Thanks for the many happy memories and shared laughter over the years.
I wish,also to give thanks to the many loyal members of staff who,over the years have worked hard providing excellent service to our customers.
I wish,also to record thanks to my many local and national suppliers who enabled innumerable cups and plates of food to be put on tables.
In closing I wish,to extend to one and all a 'Happy New Year'in 2026 and beyond.
Please note : my Eileens Silverspoon Outside Catering service will continue to operate in 2026 and beyond for funeral teas etc.
And finally,I wish , every success to Mike and Jen ,the new owners of The Humble Burger.

Eileen coull
(Mobile 07436072581)

29/12/2025

Tuesday menu
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🔹Lentil & carrot soup
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🔹Torpedo breaded king prawns,salad & chips + sweet chilli dip or tartare sauce dip

🔹Haggis cheese melt toastie salad & chips

🔹Lasagne salad & chips

🔹All day brunch
(2 x sausages,2x bacon,beans,chips & a fried egg

🔹Coronation chicken & pineapple toastie salad & chips

🔹Chicken,stuffing, cranberry toastie salad & chips

🔹Macaroni cheese & chips

🔹Ham,cheese, tomato omelette salad & chips

🔹Homemade battered chicken fillets salad,chips,dip

🔹Pensioners special 🔹
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🔹Mini brunch or
🔹Ham,cheese, tomato omelette salad & chips
Includes tea or regular coffee
Only 🌟£8.95

🔹Pensioners special 🔹
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Soup + sweet + tea or regular coffee
Only🌟 £8.95
🔹Dumpling & custard
Or
🔹Raspberry,passion fruit,white chocolate pavlova served with custard,cream or ice-cream.

☎️01542 835400 to reserve a table or takeaway.

29/12/2025