27/08/2026
๐ฉ๐ AUGUST'S SH*TEST SHIRT HAS BEEN CROWNED! ๐๐ฉ
Massive congrats to Kev B, who absolutely ROMPED home in August's S**t Shirt Sunday vote! ๐๐คฃ
Out of a record 17 entrants, Kev's magnificent leather-harness-and-hairy-chest ensemble pulled in a whopping 47 votes, making him our clear August champion! ๐ฅ
Now... I couldn't help noticing that quite a few of those votes came from people who don't actually follow The Royston page. ๐ค๐
Of course, there's absolutely no evidence whatsoever that Kev was out on the campaign trail, sharing his photo around and desperately canvassing friends and family for votes...
But we have our suspicions. ๐๐คฃ
Still, all's fair in love, war and S**t Shirt Sunday. ๐ฉ
Kev wins himself a ยฃ20 Royston bar tab ๐บ and, more importantly, secures his second place in the 2026 TURD TROPHY GRAND FINAL! ๐๐ฉ
That means our finalists so far are:
๐ฉ JUNE โ Kev B
๐ฉ JULY โ Kev & Sarah
๐ฉ AUGUST โ Kev B
Hang on a minute... ๐ค
SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO STOP THE KEVS!! ๐
And there's now just ONE PLACE REMAINING in the GRAND FINAL!
๐๐ฉ The fourth and FINAL S**t Shirt Sunday of 2026 takes place on SUNDAY 6TH SEPTEMBER!
So if you've been threatening to enter all summer but haven't quite found the courage, this is your last chance!
Dig out the most hideous, offensive-to-Vivienne Westwood shirt you can find and come and join us.
One final ยฃ20 bar tab.
One final place in the Grand Final.
And one final opportunity to stop the whole bloody thing becoming the Kevin show! ๐คฃ๐
Do your worst!! ๐คข
Andy
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