Punk Burgers

26/09/2026

What a fabulous Longplay afternoon of vinyl DJs, mouth watering Tibetan street food from Nawa Kitchen & of course the best b**r selection from our town’s very own brewery 🫶

No corporate collaborations to see here 👀
Always supporting local ✌️

Just a short 1 min stroll from Sainsbury’s 🚶‍♂️

25/09/2026

Incoming… 👀
Get Fit. Get Drunk. Get Fat 😎🥳

Locally sourced as always 🫶
Core ingredients proudly supplied by Scrumpet & Bloomfields (The Shambles)
Rupert’s Fancy Fowls (Wingfield) and of course The Cheese Shop (Market St)

BRUNCH BOX- Butcher’s Breakfast… Wiltshire bacon, Scrumpet’s sausages, Free-range local eggs ✅

PUNK BURGERS - 28 day matured native breed beef, grass fed at Great Ashley Farm, BOA.
Overnight buttermilk marinated chicken ✅

PIE’D PIPER - Scrumpet’s handmade pies, cheesy mash, seasonal greens, homemade onion gravy✅

Serving alongside Kettlesmith Brewery & Taproom, Bodytech Gym and their fabulous new coffee shop with home-baked cookies and biscuits 😋
Just a 1 minute stroll from Sainsbury’s 🛒🚶🏻‍♂️

Not long to go kids 🥳🥳🥳

All breakfasts, burgers & pie meals served to takeaway or feel free to dine in with a pint at Kettlesmith during their opening hours 🍺

12/09/2026

Today’s food & drink offering at The B**r Festival, with live music & DJs 🍺🍕🎸🎹🎶

No burgers I’m afraid but you’ve got the Fabulous Wonky ‘Za! Pizza 😋

Kettlesmith also sell their very own distilled Gin in collaboration with Bath Botanics plus a selection of lovely wines 🍷🍾

12-7pm - FREE ENTRY 🥳

05/09/2026

The lushness of no traffic in BOA 🍔🫶

29/08/2026

I nearly forgot….
It’s our 4th Birthday 🥳🥳🥳

It all started with a 2nd hand bbq in a pub garden so I’ve dragged the old pics out again 🍔🫶

The good news kids is we’ve just agreed our new forever home next to Kettlesmith Brewing on the banks of the canal ⛵️
We’ve got some work to do first, but in the next few weeks we’ll be fully back online for dine in, click & collect AND HOME DELIVERIES.
We’ll be delivering to Bradford & Trowbridge 🚴‍♀️

By the spring, our plan is to serve to passing canal boats, so all you jolly sailors can order online, cruise past & grab & go in your boat 🛶

Thank you all so much for your everlasting support for everything local 🙌

Punk Burgers 2.0 Come on!!! 👊

A huge shout out to The Shoes, The Canal Tavern & Kettlesmith for being part of this weird & wonderful journey 🫶

Love, peace & burger grease x

22/08/2026

21/08/2026

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16/08/2026

In the space of 72 hours…

2 local FB groups have changed their anonymous / nickname policy, in support of a campaign that Punk Burgers has proudly been part of 🙌

I’ve also been asked to be interviewed on a regional radio station to discuss local politics😇

As such, due to overwhelming demand, I’ve decided to give this politics gig a go 🫠😬😳

BOA town council… see you in 2029 🙌

Apparently… “I annoy people”
I should certainly hope so…

That’s how change happens 🤷🏻‍♂️🙃✌️😎👊

In the meantime kids…
Catch you tomorrow at Kettlesmith brewery & taproom 🤩

As always… love, peace & burger grease x

11/08/2026

Everyone: But they only sell b**r 🤷🏻‍♂️

Me: Nope… 🍷🍾🥃🍺🍔