15/06/2026
OMG PEOPLE MUST THINK IM A MAGICIAN ✨🪄
In the past two days 2 separate customers have contacted us for catering
1st customer wanted a buffet for 150 guests delivered and set up, her budget £250, that works out at 60p per head 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2nd customer had just been let down by her caterer and wanted this menu
2 x platters of sandwiches, pork pies, sausage rolls. Chicken wings, chicken drumstick, fruit platter, tuna pasta, curry and rice and a Scouse
Her budget is £100 🙈🙈🙈
I know we are cheap but Jesus Chris it would cost us more just in stock never mind everything else
I give up 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️