18/08/2026
From Morlam to Mohawks: จากหมอลำมาโมฮอค
When a Thai Guy Accidentally Walked into Britain’s Loudest Family Reunion
I’m the Thai guy who moved to Blackpool…
Thinking Britain was all about tea…
Polite people…
And old ladies feeding pigeons.
Then one weekend…
Someone said…
“You should check out the Rebellion Festival.”
I thought…
“Oh nice…
Probably a historical exhibition.
Maybe people are rebelling against high Council Tax.”
No…
No, my friends.
It was…
THE BIGGEST PUNK FESTIVAL IN THE WORLD.
I arrived wearing…
A nice polo shirt.
Clean trainers.
Hair neatly combed.
Looking like I was going to Tesco.
Then suddenly…
Thousands of people appeared.
Mohawks…
Leather jackets…
Chains…
Safety pins…
Tattoos everywhere.
One guy had green hair.
Another had blue hair.
One lady looked like she’d lost a fight with a sewing machine…
And somehow won.
Back in Thailand…
If my mother saw this…
She’d immediately call every temple in the province.
At first I was terrified.
In Thailand…
If twenty people dressed like this walked toward you…
You’d probably cross the road.
In Blackpool…
They’re just queuing politely for coffee.
One huge tattooed man smiled.
“Morning mate.”
I nearly apologised.
Why is the scariest-looking person…
The nicest human being in Lancashire?
Meanwhile…
The guy wearing a business suit…
Walked past me…
Didn’t even say hello.
Britain is confusing.
Back home…
At a Morlam festival…
Everyone dances together.
Some auntie is selling grilled chicken.
Someone is carrying sticky rice.
Someone’s uncle is already singing…
Even though nobody gave him a microphone.
Children are running around.
Grandma is dancing better than TikTok influencers.
Now…
Welcome to Punk Festival.
Nobody has sticky rice.
Nobody has grilled chicken.
But somehow…
Everybody has leather trousers.
The music starts…
People jump into each other.
I’m screaming…
“They’re fighting!”
My British friend says…
“No…
They’re having fun.”
HAVING FUN??
In Thailand…
If fifty people ran into each other like that…
Someone would call the police.
Here…
It’s called…
“The front row.”
Then I started thinking…
Maybe punk isn’t about looking angry.
Maybe…
It’s about freedom.
Back in the 1970s…
Young British people didn’t have much money.
Jobs were disappearing.
The country felt stuck.
So instead of buying expensive fashion…
They made their own.
Safety pins.
Old boots.
DIY haircuts.
Loud guitars.
The message was simple.
“You don’t need permission to be yourself.”
Meanwhile…
Thai teenagers…
Usually rebel by…
Growing their hair two centimetres longer than school rules.
Different countries.
Same parents shouting.
The amazing thing…
Nobody cared where I came from.
Nobody asked…
“What school did you go to?”
“How much money do you earn?”
“What car do you drive?”
They asked…
“You having a good time?”
That’s it.
The loudest people…
Were actually the friendliest.
One man with a giant skull tattoo…
Spent fifteen minutes explaining where to buy the best fish and chips.
I trusted him immediately.
He looked like he’d survived three apocalypses.
Then it hit me.
Morlam and Punk…
Are actually cousins.
Morlam tells stories about ordinary people.
Punk shouts stories about ordinary people.
Morlam says…
“Life is hard…
Let’s dance.”
Punk says…
“Life is hard…
PLAY IT LOUDER!”
Different guitars.
Same heart.
I tried dressing like everyone else.
Bought a leather jacket.
Found some old boots.
Tried standing with attitude.
Looked in the mirror…
I didn’t look like a punk.
I looked like…
A Thai electrician who got lost on the way to work.
So if you ever come to Blackpool…
And you see thousands of people with colourful hair…
Don’t be scared.
Walk in.
Smile.
Say hello.
You’ll probably meet some of the kindest people in Britain.
Because sometimes…
The people who look the most rebellious…
Are simply celebrating the freedom to be themselves.
And if you ever see one confused Thai guy…
Standing in the middle of the crowd…
Holding a camera phone…
Accidentally nodding along to punk music…
While secretly wishing someone was selling grilled chicken and sticky rice…
Come and say hello you will appear in my video clips next year.
I’ll probably still be trying to work out…
Whether I’m at a music festival…
Or Britain’s loudest family reunion.
And remember…
In Thailand, we celebrate with Morlam.
In Blackpool, they celebrate with Mohawks.
Different hairstyles…
Same happy people.