The Portsmouth Arms, Hatch Warren

17/10/2026

A huge THANK YOU to everyone who joined us for Sitdownforstandup🎤😂

To the comedians who brought the laughs, everyone who helped make it happen, and the brilliant audience who came along — thank you for being part of it. Your laughter and support made the night ❤️

13/10/2026

Make this Christmas one to look forward to, with good food, good company and a little something extra from us.

Book early and take advantage of two exclusive offers before 31st October:

🥂 Something to Start the Season
Book three courses from our Celebration Set Menu by 31st October and dine with us in November to enjoy a complimentary glass of Prosecco for everyone in your party!*

🎁 Our Gift to You
Book your Christmas Day celebration by 31st October and receive a £20 Hall & Woodhouse gift voucher to spend in January!*

Start planning your Christmas celebration with us today. *Ts&Cs apply.

13/10/2026

Only 3 days to go!! 😂

We’re so excited for a night full of laughs at Sit Down Stand Up Comedy! Grab your friends and join us for a brilliant evening of live comedy. 🙌 Friday 16th October 8pm

Tables are still available — book yours now and don’t miss out! 👇

https://tinyurl.com/Portsmoutharmsbookings

11/10/2026

A roast worth slowing down for 😍 Tender pink roast beef, golden roast potatoes, colourful veg and a towering Yorkshire pudding, all finished with rich gravy. Comfort food at its finest. 🍽️

10/10/2026

08/10/2026

We're firm believers that Christmas is better together. Whether you're celebrating with colleagues, catching up with friends or gathering the whole family (four-legged friends included), make yourself at home with us this season.

Explore our festive menus and book your Christmas celebrations today 🎄.

08/10/2026

🍂🍽️ AUTUMN HAS ARRIVED! 🍽️🍂

Our brand-new Autumn Menu launches Wednesday 14th October! ✨

Think cosy flavours, hearty favourites and delicious new dishes made for those crisp autumn days. 🍁🤎

Whether you’re joining us for a catch-up, a family meal or a cosy night out, we’ve got your autumn cravings covered!

📅 Launching Wednesday 14th October
🍴 Come hungry… you won’t want to miss this!

07/10/2026

🎶 Saturday night at The Portsmouth Arms!

Join us for Dj Dave Reynolds on Saturday 10th October from 8pm. Gather your friends, grab a drink and get ready for a night of music and dancing. 🥂

05/10/2026

🎤 Get ready for a night of non-stop laughs! Join us for an unforgettable stand-up comedy night hosted by Sitdownforstandup Comedy on Friday 16th October at 8pm! 😂

Round up your mates and kick off the weekend with big laughs and great vibes!

📣 Book your tables now on 01256 334036 or via link https://tinyurl.com/Portsmoutharmsbookings

🔞 Over 18s only.

05/10/2026

🍂 Autumn hours have arrived at The Portsmouth Arms!

Join us for a bite to eat and your favourite drink this autumn.