The Smoking Goat Bar & Grill

07/10/2026

The Smoking Goat - Good Food, Good Pints, Good Times🤤

Tonight we have our Open Mic🎙️ all talents are welcome so come on down and show us what you’ve got!! 7-10pm(ish)

Tomorrow we have our Harry Potter Quiz @ 8:30pm⚡️

Book now! - https://www.opentable.co.uk/r/the-smoking-goat-bar-and-grill-ayr

06/10/2026

That time again folks!!🐐

Join us every Tuesday at 8:30pm for our Classic Quiz Night and see if you’ve got what it takes to win big👀

Book here - https://www.opentable.co.uk/r/the-smoking-goat-bar-and-grill-ayr

05/10/2026

⚡️What's on this week at The Smoking Goat⚡️

Tue 6th – Classic Goat Quiz, 8:30pm
Wed 7th – Open Mic Night, 7pm–10pm-ish
Thu 8th – Harry Potter Quiz, 8:30pm

Live Music Weekends🎙️
Fri 9th – Davie Galloway, 7–9pm
Sat 10th – Jamie Clark, 8–10pm

Grab your pals and come on down. See you at the Goat! 🐐

04/10/2026

👾TONIGHT - SUNDAY 4TH 👾

Dominik Diamond Sings the Video Games lifts the curtain on the games you love and tells you the REAL story of the characters you have spent years forcing to run, jump, drive, and fight on screen.

Part stand up, part concert and with occasional audience participation, the show from the writer and presenter of the iconic 90s TV show GamesMaster squeezes every last drop of humour, poignancy and cynically placed double entendres out of insanely catchy melodies.

From the dating problems of PacMan to the HR mistakes that led to Space Invaders, this is your favourite games, spun in comic directions you’ve never seen or heard before.

“I cannot wait to do my first show for our brilliant Now Ayrshire listeners, and to do it in a cool place like The Smoking Goat is the chef’s kiss part. It’s my favourite of all the bars in the world with Goat in the title.”

TICKET LINK⬇️🐐

https://www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Ayr/The-Smoking-Goat-Bar-And-Grill/Dominik-Diamond-Sings-The-Video-Games/42711589/

03/10/2026

🦇OCTOBER🦇

Next up is our Harry Potter Quiz!!🪄

✨Thursday 8th @ 8:30pm✨

Book now - https://www.opentable.co.uk/r/the-smoking-goat-bar-and-grill-ayr

03/10/2026

Today 🥳

👾SUNDAY 4TH OCTOBER👾

Dominik Diamond Sings the Video Games lifts the curtain on the games you love and tells you the REAL story of the characters you have spent years forcing to run, jump, drive, and fight on screen.

Part stand up, part concert and with occasional audience participation, the show from the writer and presenter of the iconic 90s TV show GamesMaster squeezes every last drop of humour, poignancy and cynically placed double entendres out of insanely catchy melodies.

From the dating problems of PacMan to the HR mistakes that led to Space Invaders, this is your favourite games, spun in comic directions you’ve never seen or heard before.

“I cannot wait to do my first show for our brilliant Now Ayrshire listeners, and to do it in a cool place like The Smoking Goat is the chef’s kiss part. It’s my favourite of all the bars in the world with Goat in the title.”

TICKET LINK⬇️🐐

https://www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Ayr/The-Smoking-Goat-Bar-And-Grill/Dominik-Diamond-Sings-The-Video-Games/42711589/

02/10/2026

There’s something lurking in the dark down here at The Smoking Goat…

Do you dare to find out this Halloween?🩸💀

02/10/2026

Weekends @ The Goat🐐

Good Food, Good Pints, Good Times… Guaranteed.

Join us for live music Fri/Sat 7-9pm from Nick Morgan and finished the night with some karaoke till late🎙️

30/09/2026

Tomorrow night!!

Some Comedy Yeah is back at The Smoking Goat Bar & Grill on Thursday 1st October with Aimee Hynds, Fudgie McFadden, Graeme McNicol, Eddy Mackenzie and John Obie O’Brien.

2100 // Free entry // 18+

30/09/2026

When you’ve absolutely had it with that one coworker..🗑️