BÆRN

BÆRN Café | Bakery | Events
Open 10-4 Thursday - Sunday
St Monans, East Neuk of Fife

We’re off on holiday now bye bye summer see ya later alligator in about two weeks ish and sorry we forgot to put a note ...
13/09/2026

We’re off on holiday now bye bye summer see ya later alligator in about two weeks ish and sorry we forgot to put a note on the door to say we’re shut but you’ll probably figure it out since the chairs are up the lights are off and the door is bloody locked lol keep trying the handle nonetheless see if works hey

“Dinky Sosig” - Dan The Man, pork on canvas, 2026. (Tamworth pork, pickled tomatoes, and fermented onion top chorizo. On...
11/09/2026

“Dinky Sosig” - Dan The Man, pork on canvas, 2026.

(Tamworth pork, pickled tomatoes, and fermented onion top chorizo. On for brekkie all weekend till we out.)

WELCOME TO THE SCONE PALACE AKA BAERN ONLY THE BEST SCONES HERE ALWAYS CHEESE ALWAYS WARM ALWAYS BUTTER F**K OUTTA HERE ...
04/09/2026

WELCOME TO THE SCONE PALACE AKA BAERN ONLY THE BEST SCONES HERE ALWAYS CHEESE ALWAYS WARM ALWAYS BUTTER F**K OUTTA HERE WITH THEM FRUIT SCONES DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PLAIN ONES 🙄🙄🙄

Thanks a million for coming to our summa dindins y’all a lovely bunch we had good times good wines good food ok tunes ho...
30/08/2026

Thanks a million for coming to our summa dindins y’all a lovely bunch we had good times good wines good food ok tunes hopefully you had some pudding now we just gotta wait a lil till the next one ok? x

Low and behold! A sandwich and a pint! The dynamic duo they call it! Dinner and a show! (Tamworth pork, fermented cucus,...
21/08/2026

Low and behold! A sandwich and a pint! The dynamic duo they call it! Dinner and a show!

(Tamworth pork, fermented cucus, magentaspreen, coriander mayo)



📷: M I K E S I M

The BFF (Best Friand Foreva) joke has been made before but it’s our thing we ain’t changing it so you just gotta deal wi...
14/08/2026

The BFF (Best Friand Foreva) joke has been made before but it’s our thing we ain’t changing it so you just gotta deal with it I promise it’s still funny and it won’t go out of fashion it’s ageless comedy which is all about timings and word plays like we’re all about flavours and tasty things in seasons like the gooseberries they love the Friands they are indeed BFF although now the season is over bye bye goosbies you were green and then you were red and then you were no more.

(Oregano brown butta, gooseberry, crème fraîche)

PS. Another nice pic from M I K E S I M he’s our new bff.

Hi! It’s us! By the door! New sign! New pics! Thanks Lisa! Thanks Mike! Thanks everyone! Good job team! 10-4!
05/08/2026

Hi! It’s us! By the door! New sign! New pics! Thanks Lisa! Thanks Mike! Thanks everyone! Good job team! 10-4!

Dinner time! Same as always, Saturday nights, email bookings only, request a time between 6:30-8:30 (pm, duh), and we’ll...
01/08/2026

Dinner time!
Same as always, Saturday nights, email bookings only, request a time between 6:30-8:30 (pm, duh), and we’ll do our best to squeeze you in. First come first served, you snooze you lose.
Love ya x

The long awaited East Neuk Tomato Season (ENTS) from East Neuk Market Garden (ENMG) is finally upon us, and what better ...
19/07/2026

The long awaited East Neuk Tomato Season (ENTS) from East Neuk Market Garden (ENMG) is finally upon us, and what better way to celebrate it than SALMOREJO (SMRJ), the Undisputed Champion of Chilled Soup (UCCS).

Boiled eggs and wild garlic capers on top.




So Hazel made this really nice courgetti salad (they call them zucchine in some countries) and it’s got all the cheese t...
16/07/2026

So Hazel made this really nice courgetti salad (they call them zucchine in some countries) and it’s got all the cheese the cheese police allowed us to use (not enough!). There’s other bits in it too but I forget what exactly and Hazel is busy just now so can’t ask her.

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Bowhouse, Street Monans
Anstruther
KY102FB

Opening Hours

Thursday 10am - 4pm
Friday 10am - 4pm
Saturday 10am - 4pm
Sunday 10am - 4pm

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