The Vault Bar Tenerife

07/10/2026

It’s always fun and games in The Vault especially when it comes to the mozzarella sticks 😂🤣👏🏼

03/10/2026

Table 29’s now on a boat party with Utopia Parties Tenerife. 🍹🛥️😂

We’re covering its shift while it gets absolutely legless. Which, to be fair, it was already. 🫣

Next batch of table numbers is coming with ankle tags. ⌚️🤣🖤

02/10/2026

We’ve been barred from TikTok. 😂

Tried “I know the owners.”
Surprisingly didn’t work 😳 Who knew? 😉

New page’s up—follow us, share it and tag your Vault mates. Help us get back to where we were 🙏🏼

First time we’ve been thrown out of somewhere without it being Jadene’s fault 🫣😂🖤

TikTok

01/10/2026

🎃 IT’S OCTOBER- HALLOWEEN IS COMING TO THE VAULT… 🎃

“Come play with us…” 👭😱

The Shining twins are waking up and claiming table 29. We’d tell them no, but frankly nobody’s got the balls. 😂

If you see them wandering around, don’t tell the staff… we’ll already be halfway down the street. 🏃‍♀️💨

Who’s brave enough to join us this spooky season? 👻🖤

29/09/2026

25/09/2026

Just when we believed the Table 29 saga was over …. Our former GM took it one step further in Thailand 🇹🇭🫣🤣🤣🤣🤣

20/09/2026

🤩 And back for a lovely Lamb Roast before a siesta 💤 ……..

20/09/2026

🚨 NEWS JUST IN… 🚨

Table 29 has made a quick trip to London and somehow ended up under the protection of the Beefeaters at the Tower of London to see our friend and TOP Yeoman Warder (Also a Vault customer) Foxy 😂😂😂😂🇬🇧

Actually crying he posed for this in full uniform 😂

At this rate, he’s not coming home—he’s applying for diplomatic immunity! 🤣

Where will No. 29 turn up next?! 👀

20/09/2026

SO… ABOUT LAST NIGHT 👀

Table 29 went out for one quiet drink…

Several cocktails, a trip to St James’ Park to see our mate Chris Dobey, a VIP appearance at YOLO and he’s finally crawled home for a breakfast pie 😳🤣

No. 29 officially has more mates than Phil, more holidays than me and a better social life than any of us.

We’re not even going to ask what happened… but judging by the photos, he’s got some serious explaining to do 😂

The adventures of Table 29 continue… where will he turn up next? 👀🍹⚽️🥧