08/12/2025
BREAKING: TACO TUESDAY LEADS TO HISTORIC PRODUCTIVITY LOSS
City officials* have confirmed that all work will grind to a halt today because every taco at Taco Loma is 20% off. (*City officials = Joe yelling from the prep room.)
This isn’t some “limited time, fine print” situation — it’s an all dayer. Chorizo Taco Mami, Pork Belly Chicharrón, even that Cauliflower one that Kurtis swears is “life-changing”.
Come get your tacos. Or don’t. But if you skip 20% off Taco Tuesday, we’ll assume you hate joy, flavor, and probably puppies.
Open at 11am, see you soon, with a taco in one hand and a slushy marg in the other.