05/27/2026
The soup today is cauliflower.
Speaking of this, Which vegetable* would you pick as a weapon / to win a fight? Would you just go full out & start swinging a squash like a club? Get all crafty & start making carrot shivs? A single giant pumpkin so that you could have a multifaceted attack**? A spiky artichoke? I need to know what you would you pick so I know how you think & can make an informed decision if I ever find myself in a life or death struggle*** in a well stocked cellar.
*I’ll even open the floor to fruit, nothing but respect if you start fighting me w/ a durian
**by multifaceted, I’m talking an initial attack w/ a fairly large pumpkins, followed by potentially wearing it as a helmet, slingshotting the seeds & coating myself & the surrounding area w/ pumpkin so I & everything around me is slippery if you try to grab me. Very strategic, very home alone.
***I may have given too much of my plans away, but I’ve been thinking about this for a while, should we meet in the cellar, I still have other ideas.
