05/26/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Authorities reportedly launched an investigation after customers at Momo Chowmein – The Hakka Spot were caught becoming dangerously addicted to Jhol Momo and Hakka noodles. Witnesses say people are now “accidentally” taking the long route home just to stop by again.
Sources confirm the restaurant has been serving authentic Nepali & Hakka Chinese food in Hamilton with suspiciously generous portions and deadly flavor consistency.
One insider allegedly stated:
“We came for one plate… now we know the staff by name.”
Meanwhile, investigators are still trying to determine how the chili garlic sauce keeps pulling people back every weekend. 😭🔥