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01/25/2026

From a Reddit Comment

"My weirdest dream happened many years ago, can't tell exactly when but it's always stuck with me. During a time when I was very depressed and stressed, I dreamed I was in this long, dark room, no lights, very metallic surroundings, somewhat warehouse like. In several areas along the walks there were "elevators", for lack of a better word, where these shadowy figures were going up and down. They were in a yellowy light but obscured and shadowed as they went up or down. Have you ever seen the movie remake of House on Haunted Hill? I wanna say it's late 90s/early 00s. In one of the basement scenes, the ghosts in the movie shook/vibrated/flickered (idk how to explain it), and that's what some of the shadows in my dream were doing. Not all of them. I want to say, maybe just the ones going down.

All of a sudden, in the dream, a larger aggressive shadow appeared and started swiping a knife at me. I don't remember how it ended, I think I just woke up."













01/25/2026

From a Reddit comment

"Was on a planet with massive green and yellow crystal pillars that seemed to be 10s of kilometres high. There were similarly colored large sentient robotic entities there. They were made from the same crystal as the pillars. They were showing me around the gigantic structures they built. I had no real idea what was going on but it seemed like I or my soul or whatever was inside one of the robots somehow looking out. What they were doing seemed important. Thats it. This short dream has haunted me ever since."

01/25/2026

Last night’s dream was one of those I didn’t want to wake up from. 🌿💭

I was standing in the middle of this vast, endless ocean of emerald green grass. Everything was so vivid. But the best part was the movement. Gravity just… didn't apply to me.

I could take a single step and launch myself high into the air, clearing entire treetops with ease. It wasn't flying, exactly—it was these massive, superhuman leaps. I’m talking one kilometer in a single bound, soaring through the silence before touching down and launching up again.

The feeling of weightlessness was incredible. Has anyone else ever had a "super jump" dream like this?

🚨WE’RE HIRING!🚨🎉 BARISTA WANTED at Moose Be It Café – where the espresso is strong and the expectations are stronger.Are...
06/07/2025

🚨WE’RE HIRING!🚨
🎉 BARISTA WANTED at Moose Be It Café – where the espresso is strong and the expectations are stronger.

Are you a coffee-slinging unicorn with the reflexes of a jungle cat and the soul of a latte artist-poet-ninja? No? Well read on anyway.

Requirements (and we mean all of these):

Must be able to steam oat milk blindfolded while reciting the Canadian national anthem in reverse.

Minimum 7 years of experience making latte art that causes people to cry tears of joy.

Ability to interpret dreams and read auras (we serve very spiritually aware customers).

Must speak fluent coffee, conversational sarcasm, and basic moose.

Can wrestle a raccoon for a croissant and still smile at customers.

Works well under pressure (like, pressure-cooked espresso machine exploded pressure).

Available 25/8 – we expect time travel.

Must have completed barista training on a glacier while being chased by a bear (bonus points if it was a talking bear).

Familiarity with ancient latte rituals and TikTok dance trends.

Perks:

Unlimited espresso shots (after signing the caffeine liability waiver).

Occasional antler polishing duties.

10% discount on emotional support muffins.

Coworkers include Brenda the ghost and an aggressively supportive moose named Chad.

Think you’ve got what it takes? Prove it.

🫎💥 WE’VE MADE A MISTAKE BUT WE’RE COMMITTED 💥🫎Yesterday we asked ChatGPT to help us name a new seasonal drink.It told us...
06/07/2025

🫎💥 WE’VE MADE A MISTAKE BUT WE’RE COMMITTED 💥🫎

Yesterday we asked ChatGPT to help us name a new seasonal drink.
It told us: “Cinnamon Blood Pact.”
We laughed. We added it to the menu as a joke.

TODAY?
We served 37 Cinnamon Blood Pacts before realizing it wasn’t on our register…
Customers started speaking in Latin.
Our barista floated for 4 minutes.
The milk frother is now sentient and keeps whispering “soon.”

🔥NEW RULE: If you order the Cinnamon Blood Pact, you MUST sign the waiver and bring an offering (preferably biscotti).

First 5 brave souls get a free Moose Be It summoning circle sticker.

’tControlTheFroth

🫎🚨 WE REGRET NOTHING 🚨🫎To our loyal customers:Yes, the rumors are true. We accidentally summoned something during our la...
06/07/2025

🫎🚨 WE REGRET NOTHING 🚨🫎

To our loyal customers:
Yes, the rumors are true. We accidentally summoned something during our latte foam art competition last night.

We thought it was a fun little pentagram made out of cinnamon powder.
Turns out it was a portal.

A creature named Darryl (8 ft tall, glowing eyes, speaks only in backwards Swedish) now resides in our walk-in fridge. He keeps asking for almond milk. We gave him a job.

👉 Come meet Darryl this weekend! He’ll be handing out samples of our new “HELL YES Cold Brew” – cursed for maximum alertness. 💀

🎉 First 10 customers to say “I ACCEPT THE BEAST” at the counter get 10% off and a weird look from our barista Todd.

Moose Be It Cafe: Our Coffee is So Good, It Makes Our Baristas Speak Fluent Moose (Allegedly)You know you've stumbled in...
06/03/2025

Moose Be It Cafe: Our Coffee is So Good, It Makes Our Baristas Speak Fluent Moose (Allegedly)

You know you've stumbled into something special when even our baristas start picking up the local lingo. We're not entirely sure how it started, but lately, we've noticed an uncanny ability among our team to... well... communicate with the majestic moose population.

Are they ordering? Complaining about the lack of low-fat willow bark options? Requesting stronger Wi-Fi for their woodland Zoom calls? We can't be 100% certain. But what we DO know is that whatever they're "saying," it seems to lead them straight to our door (or at least, sniffing suspiciously around our patio).

Come experience the legendary coffee that's bridging the communication gap between humans and hoofed mammals! Just don't be surprised if your barista asks if you'd like your latte "moo-stirred" or with a "sprinkle of forest floor." It's just good customer service, Alberta style. 😉

(Not Guaranteed)

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ALBERTA WILDERNESS! 🇨🇦Eyewitness accounts (mostly from Brenda who swears she saw a Sasquatch last...
06/02/2025

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ALBERTA WILDERNESS! 🇨🇦

Eyewitness accounts (mostly from Brenda who swears she saw a Sasquatch last Tuesday) suggest that even the local wildlife is questioning our name! Apparently, our aroma is so enticing, even the majestic moose are experiencing an existential crisis. Are we a cafe for moose? Do they get a discount on maple lattes? Should we start serving ethically sourced lichen scones?

The answer is probably no to all of the above. But our coffee IS wild(ly good)! So come on down to Moose Be It Cafe, grab a brew that'll have you questioning reality (in a good, caffeinated way), and maybe bring some earplugs in case the local moose starts demanding oat milk cappuccinos.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable smiling, sudden urges to say "eh?", and a newfound appreciation for questionable wildlife photography.

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🚨 CRIME ALERT! 🚨We need your help! Last night, at approximately 7:47 PM, a daring individual, clad in what appeared to b...
06/02/2025

🚨 CRIME ALERT! 🚨

We need your help! Last night, at approximately 7:47 PM, a daring individual, clad in what appeared to be sensible footwear, executed a precision strike on our muffin display. They made off with... one single blueberry muffin.

Yes, you read that right. ONE. We're not sure if it was a rogue craving, a secret mission, or perhaps a highly specialized muffin appreciation society initiation.

If you have any information leading to the safe return of our beloved muffin (or even just its crumbs), please contact us immediately. We're offering a reward of... well, another muffin. (Decaf coffee and a stern talking-to for the perpetrator.)

In all seriousness, our muffins are just that good. We're restocking as quickly as possible, and we promise they're worth every perfectly legal purchase! 😉

🦌☕ THIS MOOSE JUST OPENED A CAFE AND PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS ☕🦌Yeah. You read that right.A literal moose.Opened a ...
05/31/2025

🦌☕ THIS MOOSE JUST OPENED A CAFE AND PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS ☕🦌

Yeah. You read that right.

A literal moose.
Opened a cafe.
Called it Moose Be It Cafe.
And it SLAPS harder than a squirrel on espresso. 🐿️💥

📍 Grand Opening Today
🎯 Location: Somewhere between cozy and unhinged
📸 Aesthetic: Cottagecore meets caffeine chaos
🎶 Vibe: Lo-fi beats, barista banter, and one owl who won’t stop judging you

Things we have:
✅ Coffee so good it makes your ex text back
✅ Muffins thicc enough to file taxes
✅ A latte named “The Antlered Menace”
✅ Zero shame about your fifth cup

Things we don’t have:
❌ Boring corporate energy
❌ Burnt beans and beige vibes
❌ A backup plan (it’s all moose now)

Come for the coffee, stay for the emotional support hedgehog.
Tag a friend who needs to taste chaos.

📸 Snap a pic, use and we might name our next drink after you.

Let’s make the forest weird again.

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Edmonton, AB

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