Goldie's Chicken Plus Pizza

10/02/2026

😂 **It’s October 2nd. There’s absolutely no reason to burn yourself out this early in the month.**

Let’s review today’s to-do list:

☐ Be productive
☐ Make responsible choices
☐ Cook supper
☑ **ORDER GOLDIE’S AND CALL IT A DAY** 🍕🍗

See? You accomplished something. We’re counting it. 😂

🍕 **EVERYDAY PIZZA DEAL**
Buy any 10" or 12" pizza and get your **2nd pizza 50% OFF!**
*Up to 3 toppings*

⭐ **SPECIAL #1 — $46.99**
2 Medium 2-Topping Pizzas
+ 10 Wings
+ 2L Pop

⭐ **SPECIAL #2 — $49.99**
2 Medium 3-Topping Pizzas
+ 10 Wings
+ 2L Pop

🔥 **SPECIAL #4 — $56.99**
1 Large Pizza, up to 3 toppings
+ 6-Piece Chicken Meal
+ Medium Fries & Gravy
+ 2L Pop

October productivity level: **supper handled.** ✔️😂

📞 **780-542-2272**
🌐 **goldiespizza.ca**

09/30/2026

🚨 **Well, well, well… look who opened Facebook hungry.** 👀😂

That was mistake #1.

Mistake #2 would be staring at all that pizza, crispy chicken, saucy wings and loaded poutine… **and NOT ordering Goldie’s.** 🍕🍗🔥

Lucky for you, we can fix this. 👇

🍕 **EVERYDAY PIZZA SPECIAL**
Buy any **10" or 12" pizza** and get the **2nd 50% OFF!**
*Up to 3 toppings.*

🔥 **SPECIAL #1 – $46.99**
🍕 2 Medium 2-Topping Pizzas
🍗 10 Wings
🥤 2L Pop

🔥 **SPECIAL #2 – $49.99**
🍕 2 Medium 3-Topping Pizzas
🍗 10 Wings
🥤 2L Pop

🔥 **SPECIAL #4 – $56.99**
🍕 1 Large Pizza, up to 3 toppings
🍗 6-Piece Chicken Meal
🍟 Medium Fries & Gravy
🥤 2L Pop

So… are you still scrolling, or are we making dinner? 😂

📞 **780-542-2272**
🌐 **goldiespizza.ca**

09/28/2026

🍕 **“Nobody needs TWO large pizzas on a Monday.”**

First of all… **mind your business.** 😂🍕

Second of all, it’s **MONDAY SPECIAL** at Goldie’s, so we’re just making financially responsible decisions over here. 😏

🔥 **MONDAY SPECIAL**
🍕 Buy 2 Large 16" Pizzas
🍕 **Get the 2nd 50% OFF!**
*Up to 3 toppings*

And if two pizzas aren’t enough to tame the Monday chaos, we’ve got you covered. 👇

⭐ **SPECIAL #1 — $46.99**
2 Medium 2-Topping Pizzas
+ 10 Wings
+ 2L Pop

⭐ **SPECIAL #2 — $49.99**
2 Medium 3-Topping Pizzas
+ 10 Wings
+ 2L Pop

⭐ **SPECIAL #4 — $56.99**
1 Large Pizza, up to 3 toppings
+ 6-Piece Chicken Meal
+ Medium Fries & Gravy
+ 2L Pop

Monday may be questionable. **Dinner doesn’t have to be.** 😂🍕🍗

📞 Give Goldie’s a call and let us handle dinner!

09/25/2026

🚨 **WARNING: This reel has been known to cause sudden changes in dinner plans.** 😂🍕🍗

Pizza. Chicken. Wings. Burgers. Donairs. Poutine. Nachos…

And yes, we threw a salad in there so we can pretend we're responsible. 🥗😂

The real question is…

**WHAT ARE YOU CRAVING? 👀**

🔥 **FRIDAY SPECIAL**
Buy any 10” or 12” pizza and get the **2nd 50% OFF!** 🍕
*Up to 3 toppings on the second pizza.*

🍕 **SPECIAL #1 – $46.99**
2 Medium 2-topping pizzas + 10 wings + 2L

🍕 **SPECIAL #2 – $49.99**
2 Medium 3-topping pizzas + 10 wings + 2L

🍕🍗 **SPECIAL #4 – $56.99**
1 Large pizza (up to 3 toppings) + 6-piece chicken meal + medium fries & gravy + 2L

🚗 **Delivery available!**

📍 4912 50 Ave, Drayton Valley
📞 780-542-2272
🌐 goldiespizza.ca

👇 **Now tell us… what are YOU craving?**

09/23/2026

⚠️ **WARNING: Watching this hungry was a terrible idea.** 😂🤤

First comes the mozza stick cheese pull… 🧀
Then the chicken hits the fryer… 🍗🔥
Then we toss it…
And finish things off with gravy pouring all over that poutine. 🤤

Yeah… **we warned you.** 😂

🔓 **CRAVING: UNLOCKED.**

And if we just ruined your dinner plans, we can help with that too. 👇

🍕 **EVERYDAY PIZZA DEAL**
Buy any **10” or 12” pizza** and get the **2nd pizza 50% OFF!**
*Up to 3 toppings on the second pizza.*

🔥 **SPECIAL #1 – $46.99**
🍕 2 Medium 2-Topping Pizzas
🍗 10 Wings
🥤 2L Pop

🔥 **SPECIAL #2 – $49.99**
🍕 2 Medium 3-Topping Pizzas
🍗 10 Wings
🥤 2L Pop

🔥 **SPECIAL #4 – $56.99**
🍕 1 Large Pizza – up to 3 toppings
🍗 6-Piece Chicken Meal
🍟 Medium Fries & Gravy
🥤 2L Pop

Pizza? Chicken? Wings? Poutine?

**Why choose when Goldie’s has you covered?** 😂🍕🍗

🚗 **Delivery available!**

📞 **780-542-2272**
📍 **4912 50 Ave, Drayton Valley**
🌐 **goldiespizza.ca**

Go ahead… watch the reel again. **We dare you.** 👀😂

09/21/2026

🚨 **MONDAY EMERGENCY KIT: ACTIVATED.** 🚨

Sweatpants ✔️
Couch ✔️
Remote ✔️
Absolutely ZERO desire to cook ✔️
**Two LARGE pizzas ✔️✔️** 🍕😂

If Monday has already taken everything you’ve got, Goldie’s has supper covered.

🔥 **MONDAY SPECIAL** 🔥
🍕 Buy **2 Large 16” pizzas** and get the **2nd pizza 50% OFF!**
*Up to 3 toppings on the second pizza.*

Because surviving Monday deserves a reward... preferably one covered in cheese. 😂🧀

🚗 **Delivery available!**
💻 Order online at **goldiespizza.ca**
📞 **780-542-2272**
📍 **4912 50 Ave, Drayton Valley**

**Your Monday emergency kit is just a pizza order away. 🚨🍕**

09/18/2026

😂🍕🍗 I didn’t survive Monday through Thursday just to COOK on Friday.

The stove is OFF. The comfy pants are ON. And Goldie’s is handling dinner tonight. 😎🙌

🔥 FRIDAY SPECIAL 🔥
🍕 Buy any 10” or 12” pizza and get the 2nd pizza 50% OFF!
Up to 3 toppings on the second pizza.

But why stop there? 👀 Check out these Goldie’s favourites:

🔥 SPECIAL #1 | $46.99
🍕 2 Medium 2-Topping Pizzas
🍗 10 Wings
🥤 2L Pop

🔥 SPECIAL #2 | $49.99
🍕 2 Medium 3-Topping Pizzas
🍗 10 Wings
🥤 2L Pop

🔥 SPECIAL #4 | $56.99
🍕 1 Large Pizza, up to 3 toppings
🍗 6-Piece Chicken Meal
🍟 Medium Fries & Gravy
🥤 2L Pop

Pizza, crispy chicken, saucy wings, donairs, poutines and more... Friday dinner is officially handled. 🤤

🚗 Delivery available!
💻 Order online: goldiespizza.ca
🎉 Use code 10%OFF when ordering online
📞 780-542-2272
📍 4912 50 Ave, Drayton Valley

Because Friday dinner should require exactly ZERO pots and pans. 😂🙌

09/16/2026

09/14/2026

🍕 Monday math: 2 pizzas + 50% off the second = emotional stability. 😂

We didn’t make the rules. We just make the pizza. 😏🍕

Every Monday at Goldie’s Chicken Plus Pizza, buy 2 Large 16” Pizzas and get your 2nd pizza 50% OFF! 🔥
Up to 3 toppings on the second pizza.

🔥 OR CHECK OUT THESE GOLDIE’S SPECIALS:

🍕 SPECIAL #1 | $46.99
2 Medium 2-Topping Pizzas

10 Wings
2L Pop

🍕 SPECIAL #2 | $49.99
2 Medium 3-Topping Pizzas

10 Wings
2L Pop

🍕🍗 SPECIAL #4 | $56.99
1 Large Pizza, up to 3 toppings
+ 6-Piece Chicken Meal

Medium Fries & Gravy
+ 2L Pop

And because Monday deserves all the help it can get...

💻 ORDER ONLINE & SAVE 10%
Use promo code 10%OFF at goldiespizza.ca

📞 780-542-2272
📍 4912 50 Ave, Drayton Valley

🐔 Goldie’s Chicken Plus Pizza
❤️ Cooking with passion, serving with love.

09/11/2026

🚗 No backseat driving. No bad playlists. Just pizza. Best co-pilot ever. 😂🍕

Except with Goldie’s Delivery, you don’t even have to leave the house to get it! 🙌

🚗💨 WE’LL MAKE THE DRIVE, YOU STAY HOME.

Craving pizza? 🍕 Chicken? 🍗 Wings? Donairs? Loaded poutines? Whatever has your stomach yelling at you, let Goldie’s bring dinner straight to your door.

And because it’s Friday...

🔥 FRIDAY DEAL 🔥
🍕 Buy any 10" or 12" pizza
🍕 Get your 2nd pizza 50% OFF!
Up to 3 toppings

📲 ORDER ONLINE & SAVE 10%
Use promo code 10%OFF

So put your feet up, pick the movie and leave the driving to us. 🚗💨
Your Goldie’s is on the way! 🍕🍗

📞 780-542-2272
📍 4912 50 Ave, Drayton Valley

❤️ Goldie’s Chicken Plus Pizza
Cooking with passion, serving with love.