Jake's Seasonings

06/01/2026

🌧️🎶 Have You Ever Seen the Rain? 🎶🌧️
Sure, the sky may be grey, the rain may be pouring, and summer may seem to have called in sick...
But even on the dreariest day, Jake's Seasonings can bring a little sunshine to your plate. ☀️🍽️
A shake of Lemon Pepper.
A dash of Original.
A sprinkle of Friendly Cajun.
Suddenly, that rainy day dinner tastes a whole lot brighter.
Because while we can't control the weather... we can definitely improve the forecast for your taste buds. 😋🌦️
☀️🌧️🍋🔥🥩

05/29/2026

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05/29/2026

⚠️ WARNING: This snack may cause spontaneous happy dances.

🍉🍋 Jake's Summer Crackmelon

Take a juicy, ice-cold watermelon. Add a generous shake of Jake's Lemon Pepper.

The sweet, lemony goodness hits first... then comes that little zing of pepper that crashes the party like the friend who always turns a quiet evening into a great story. 🎉

One bite and your taste buds will be throwing a full-blown summer celebration.
Just a heads-up... once the party starts, they won't want it to end until every last piece of watermelon is gone. 😋🍉

Have you tried it yet?

05/27/2026

Here we grow again.

Jake’s is hiring, again. We need people to do farmer’s markets and in-store demos across Alberta .

Grand Prairie and area
Ft. McMurray and area
Bonneville and area
Lacombe and area
Red Deer and area
Lethbridge and area
Calgary and area
Edmonton and area

Markets are Friday Saturday and Sundays.

Early week in store demos. If you are outgoing, personable, and some sales skills, we need to chat.

PM us today.

Jake

05/21/2026

🌾 “Gluten-Free” isn’t just some trendy food buzzword.
For many people… it’s the difference between feeling awful and feeling HUMAN again. 💛

Gluten is a protein found in wheat, barley, and rye.
And for people with celiac disease or gluten sensitivities, eating it can trigger painful symptoms, inflammation, bloating, fatigue, headaches, and more. 😩

That’s why at Jake’s Seasonings we proudly keep our seasonings:
✔ GLUTEN-FREE
✔ LOW SODIUM
✔ FULL OF BIG BOLD FLAVOUR 🌶️🔥

Because gluten-free food should NOT taste like:
🚫 cardboard
🚫 disappointment
🚫 “sad chicken seasoning” 😂

Going gluten-free may help some people experience:
✨ Better digestion
✨ Less bloating
✨ More energy
✨ Clearer thinking
✨ Better overall wellness

So whether you’re gluten-free by medical need or simply by choice… your taste buds still deserve a PARTY. 🎉🌶️

05/18/2026

Some people read ingredient labels like they’re decoding ancient treasure maps. 🕵️‍♀️🌾

That’s why Jake’s Seasonings keeps it simple:
✔ Gluten-Free
✔ Big flavour
✔ No bland food crimes committed here

This Celiac Awareness Month, we’re celebrating meals that everyone can enjoy around the table. ❤️

05/16/2026

🌾 MAY is Celiac Awareness Month… and at Jake’s Seasonings, we believe flavour should NEVER come with a side of worry.

Our seasonings are proudly:
✅ Gluten-Free
✅ Low Sodium
✅ Full of bold flavour

Because everyone deserves to SHAKE THE JAKES with confidence. 💛

05/14/2026

🔥 MAY IS NATIONAL BARBECUE MONTH 🔥

The grills are heating up… the patios are waking up… and BBQ season is officially ON 😎☀️

From burgers and brisket to veggies and wings… great BBQ starts with GREAT flavour.

👉 Shake the Jakes on just about anything:
🌿 Gluten-free
💛 Low sodium
🔥 Big bold flavour

Whether you’re team charcoal, gas, or backyard “I hope this works” cooking 😂…
this is your month!

✨ Good food. Good people. Great memories. ✨

05/10/2026

Happy Mother's Day!

To every mom, stepmom, grandma, chosen mom, dog mom, hockey mom, exhausted mom, and “don’t make me turn this car around” mom… today we celebrate YOU. 💕

You are the glue, the snacks, the chauffeur, the therapist, the cheerleader, and occasionally the reason we need therapy too. 😄

Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, naps, and at least one meal you didn’t have to plan yourself. 💐

05/09/2026

What do an Olympic gold medalist and a soap opera superstar have in common? 🌶️

Brooklyn McDougall can handle world-class speed.
Joshua Morrow can handle 30 years of soap-opera chaos.

And apparently… both can handle the flavour power of Jake’s Seasonings. 🔥

05/04/2026

🌌✨ MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU ✨🌌

A little extra flavour power for your day 😉

Whatever’s on your plate…
👉 just Shake the Jakes

🌿 Gluten-free
💛 Low sodium
🔥 Big flavour

✨ THE FLAVOUR FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE ✨

04/30/2026

☀️🔥 It’s a BEAUTIFUL day to fire up the BBQ 🔥☀️

You know the kind…
Sun shining, neighbours peeking over the fence, and that first sizzle hits the grill like applause 👏

Now the only question is…
👉 what are you shaking on it?
🌿 Original – your everyday MVP
🍋 Lemon Pepper – bright, zesty, sunshine in a shake
🌶 Friendly Cajun – just enough kick to keep things interesting

Whether it’s burgers, chicken, veggies, or “whatever’s left in the fridge” (we’ve all been there 😄)…

👉 Just Shake the Jakes and watch it turn into something worth bragging about
Because today isn’t just a BBQ day…
…it’s a “who made this?!” kind of BBQ day

04/26/2026

This is your FINAL chance today to come grab your Jake’s🌶️ at the Heritage Treasures Markets Cremona

The perfect place to shop for Mother’s Day… and Jake’s is the gift she’ll actually use (and secretly brag about) 😏

Because nothing says “I love you, Mom” like flavour she can shake on everything.

👉 Come shake the Jake’s before we pack it up!

04/26/2026

🌶️🌶️🌶️ Shake it… don’t fake it… SHAKE THE JAKE’S! 🌶️🌶️🌶️

We’re packing up the spices, the sass, and a whole lot of flavour and heading to Cremona this weekend… and you need to come find us.

📍 Heritage Centre Big Red Barn
📅 April 25 & 26
🕙 10 AM – 4 PM
🎟️ FREE entry (yes… your wallet just exhaled)

This isn’t just a market… it’s a full-on spring fling with:
🌸 110+ vendors (translation: “I’ll just look” turns into “I need this”)
🌲 Free pine trees with donation… because nothing says love like dirt under your nails with Mom
🌷 Pansies, prizes, and a very real chance you leave with more plants than self-control

AND… somewhere in that glorious barn…
👉 we’ll be there shaking the Jake’s like it’s a spice concert 🎤

Come taste it.
Come laugh with us.
Come support local.

Because honestly… life’s too short for bland chicken and boring weekends. 😏

See you in Cremona 💃

🌸✨ The Most FUN Spring Weekend in Alberta is Almost Here! ✨🌸
Mark your calendars because the Heritage Centre Spring Market is happening April 25 & 26, 10 AM to 4 PM at the Big Red Barn, just 2 KM East of Cremona, AB — and it is going to be AMAZING! 🎉 And did we mention? It's FREE to get in! 🙌

🌲 Plant a Tree With Mom — A Memory That Lasts Forever!
Make a donation to Mountain View Seniors Housing and receive a FREE Pine Tree! Imagine heading home, digging in the dirt together, and planting something beautiful that will grow for generations. Could there BE a better Mother's Day tradition? We think not! 💚🌿

🌷 Pansies, Prizes & Pure Joy!
Grab a gorgeous Pansy Plant for just $4.50 — every single penny goes to Mountain View Seniors Housing. 💛 PLUS every pansy you buy enters you to WIN a stunning 12" Pansy Basket — the most beautiful Mother's Day surprise around!

🎁🌸
🛍️ 110+ Vendor Booths overflowing with handcrafted treasures, one-of-a-kind finds, artisan goods & tasty treats — plus the perfect Mother's Day gift is waiting for you here! 💐

💐 Shop local. Give back. Make memories.
Whether you're hunting for treasures, spoiling your mom, planting a legacy, or just soaking up the best of an Alberta spring day — this is YOUR weekend! 🌼
Bring the whole family, grab your friends, and come ready to smile! 😊

📍 Heritage Centre Big Red Barn — 2 KM East of Cremona, AB
📅 April 25 & 26 | 🕙 10 AM – 4 PM | 🎉 FREE Entry
📞 403-651-6090
Vendor: We are full check our website for Fall and Christmas Markets

04/20/2026

Im looking for a small trailer
Does anyone have a small travel trailer that I could rent for a week. I’m going up north and calling on every store that gets in my way. Hotels are so expensive.

It’s time to blanket the province.

Brian. ..AKA ..Jake

04/19/2026

Guess who’s packing the flavour and heading to the
Gluten Free Expo Calgary 2026 tomorrow?!

👉 Jake’s Seasonings will be there!
📍 Hall D – BMO Centre, Stampede Park
⏰ 10:00 AM – 3:00 PM

We’ve got:
🔥 Bold, low-sodium spices
🌿 Certified gluten-free goodness
💃 Flavours that make your tastebuds do a happy dance

Sunday plans? We’ve got you covered 🙌

Join us at the Gluten Free Expo on April 19 down at the BMO Centre.

Come say hi to Celiac Calgary at Booths 518 & 520! Whether you’re newly diagnosed, a seasoned pro, or just curious about gluten-free living, we’re here to connect, support, and share resources 💚

✨ Don’t miss our fun, interactive presentation at 10:30 AM. We’ll be testing your knowledge of everyday foods and ingredients to see what’s truly gluten free (you might be surprised!)

Stop by to chat, ask questions, and learn more about living well with celiac disease we’d love to meet you!

https://gfexpo.ca/

04/19/2026

🌾✨ CALGARY… WE’RE COMING IN HOT (AND GLUTEN-FREE)

Guess who’s packing the flavour and heading to the
Gluten Free Expo Calgary 2026 tomorrow?!

👉 Jake’s Seasonings will be there!

📍 Hall D – BMO Centre, Stampede Park
⏰ 10:00 AM – 3:00 PM
https://gfexpo.ca/

If you’re living that gluten-free life (or flirting with it 😉), this is your playground. Come wander, taste, learn… and then find US and give your food a little personality upgrade.

Because let’s be honest…
Gluten-free shouldn’t mean flavour-free.

We’ve got:
🔥 Bold, low-sodium spices
🌿 Certified gluten-free goodness
💃 Flavours that make your tastebuds do a happy dance

PLUS… there are some amazing speakers lined up all day to help you level up your gluten-free game (and maybe finally understand what the heck is in gluten-free flour 😅).

So grab your girlfriends, your curiosity, and your appetite…
and come say hi 👋

We’ll be the ones shaking things up.

04/14/2026

Jakes will be at the Gluten Free Expo at the BMO centre APRIL 19, come taste what seasonings are supposed to taste like when NO FILLERS are added.

Jake

04/13/2026

Free pizza!
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04/13/2026

Jake’s Lemon Pepper Brussels Sprouts
Low Sodium • Gluten Free 🥦✨

Ingredients:
Brussels sprouts
Jake’s Seasonings Lemon Pepper (LOTS!)
Garlic powder
Honey

Instructions:

Steam Brussels sprouts in the microwave for about 3 minutes (just enough to soften them slightly).

Cut each sprout in half.
Place them cut-side down on a baking sheet.

Sprinkle generously with Jake’s Lemon Pepper. (Go big or go home.)

Add a dash of garlic powder.

Drizzle lightly with honey.

Bake at 350°F until the bottoms are dark brown and crispy.

Result:
Crispy, golden edges with a bright lemony kick and just the right touch of sweetness.
YUMMY! 🥦🔥

04/13/2026

Custom made gift baskets can be made anytime and any price range!

04/11/2026

🎵 What’s your flavour… 🎵

Some days she's calm…
some days she's got a little zing…
and some days… 🔥 don’t test her.

🌶️ Original.
🍋 Lemon Pepper.
🔥 Friendly Cajun.

Same woman… different moods.

👉 Shake accordingly 😏

04/09/2026

What is your favourite steak cut to add our Jake's Original???

Which steak cut are you cooking with? 🔥

04/03/2026

🔥😂 ATTENTION JAKE’S ARMY 😂🔥

We’ve got a situation…

The Safeway in Airdrie thinks Jake’s is just for BBQ.

🤦‍♂️ JUST. FOR. BBQ.

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🪖 Meanwhile… Jake’s Army is using it on:

💥 Eggs
💥 Chicken
💥 Veggies
💥 Popcorn
💥 Everything but dessert (and hey… no judgment 😆)

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🎯 MISSION: EDUCATE THE UNSEASONED

If you’re near Airdrie:

👉 Stop into Safeway (spread it out — no invasion 😄)
👉 Ask for the Store Manager

Say this:

🗣️
“Jake’s isn’t just for BBQ anymore —
we use it every day as a salt replacement.”

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🔥 Then hit them with:

👉 Gluten-free
👉 Lower sodium than regular salt
👉 Belongs in the SPICE AISLE

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🪖 Be polite… but make it stick.

If they don’t bring it back?

😎 We’ll shop where flavour is appreciated.

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💥 Not just BBQ anymore
💥 Everyday seasoning
💥 Replace your salt

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Shake the Jake’s… Baby!

— General Jake 🪖🔥

Reply deployed when mission completed.

Jake

04/02/2026

🔥 ATTENTION JAKE’S ARMY 🔥

We’ve got a situation…

The Safeway in Airdrie thinks Jake’s is just a summer BBQ seasoning.
We all know better — Jake’s is an everyday, everything seasoning.

If you’re within a few minutes of Airdrie, I’m asking for your help:

👉 Stop into Safeway (not all at once — spread it out)
👉 Go to Customer Service and ask for the Store Manager
👉 Say this:
“Please bring Jake’s back. We use it all the time — not just for BBQ.”

And don’t forget to mention:
👉 It belongs in the SPICE AISLE, not hidden away

Let’s show them what Jake’s customers are all about.

If they don’t bring it back?
No problem… we’ll take our business where we’re appreciated.

💥 Jake’s isn’t seasonal.
💥 Jake’s is a lifestyle.

Shake the Jake’s… Baby!

Reply deployed when finished

— Jake

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If you want, I can make a short version for texting your top customers or a more aggressive version that really puts pressure on the store manager.