07/31/2025
🍻Taproom Announcement🍻
Nemesis has been vanquished, and now we find ourselves in a state of Cryostasis. We aimed for Infinity, but the Venom ran deep and we are now all but a Fossil, Artifact, or perhaps just a Relic Remnant in the memories of the many cherished friends we have made along the way. Together we have battled the Innsmouth, Golem, and explored the Nine Realms! Terraforming new lands while building Temples, and Fortresses along the way, in preparation for the Invasion that we hoped would never come. But here we are, in this Dystopian future, overlooking the Carnage, that even a Guardian could not protect us from.
Thank you all for the many Campaigns, through Risa, Pangea, and Arrakis, to name but a few. And to those who helped us find the Nebula, even you dear Hitchhiker, on our faithful Starhauler, our gratitude is immeasurable. Please don’t forget the Clones that were created by the Overlord, or was that the Barber? Our memory of the past grows hazy, with the inevitable Passage of time.
One day, we hope to again find Resonance, and Tranquility, perhaps in a new Celestial space, equipped with Cloak and Dagger, or maybe just our Exosuit. For now though, we must close this chapter and like the hero before us, announce that we are Adrift.
As we close our doors, we want to send a heartfelt thank you to everyone who has enjoyed the beers we brewed at Zero Issue during our 8 incredible years! Thanks for the laughs, and memories that our little brewery family will cherish for years to come.
Cheers!
