Shelly's Deli

24/10/2015

Good day. Shelly's Deli is no longer operating from Westbury Road. We are now mobile only.
Call us at 2480877 or 2391921 to place your orders from Tuedays until Fridays by 10:00 a.m.
You may also give us your e mail address so that you can get the menu of the day each day.
Have a great day!
Regards
Steve Allman

23/02/2015

Good morning all.

Shelly's Deli is now mobile and we will be located in the car park at DaCostaMannings, Fontabelle from 11:30 this morning.

Come look us up!

05/12/2014

Remember we are now open on Saturdays. S***e will be served!

29/11/2014

Alison Weekes

29/11/2014

Shelly's deli is now open this and every Saturday. Call 2480877 or come on over. Have a great weekend everyone!

12/09/2014

Good morning. Here's today's menu

Creamed potatoes

split pea rice

shepherd's pie

macaroni pie

veg chow mein

beef chow mein

fried marlin

baked chicken

baked lamb chops

fried plantain

coleslaw

steamed veg

okras

tossed salad

Call 248-0877 by 10:00 to place your orders

Thank you

Shelly's Deli

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.

"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."

"Is that a record?" she inquired.

"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."

Have a great weekend!

11/09/2014

11/09/2014

Good morning. Here's Thursday's lunch menu.
Have a great day!

chicken pelau
pigeon pea rice
shepherd's pie
macaroni pie
salt fish pie
veg chow mein

fried marlin
baked chicken
baked lamb chops

fried plantain
coleslaw
steamed veg
okras
tossed salad

Call 248-0877 by 10:00 to place your orders
Thank you
Shelly's Deli

Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, “Jesus, I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war…could you help me?”

“Of course, my son”, Jesus said, and when he touched the man’s back, he felt relief for the first time in years.

The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight.

Jesus smiled, removed the man’s glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man’s eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, “Don’t touch me! I’m on long term disability.”

10/09/2014

Good morning. Here is Wednesday's Lunch Menu.
Have a great day!

chicken soup
field pea rice
shepherd's pie
macaroni pie
creamed potatoes
veg chow mein

fried marlin
baked chicken
baked lamb chops

coleslaw
steamed veg
okras
tossed salad

Call 248-0877 by 10:00 to place your orders
Thank you
Shelly's Deli

Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there stops and jogs back.

His boss asks what the problem is. "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress," complained Joe. Phil just shook his head at Joe and started toward the women determined to finish his round of golf. Preparing to ask the ladies to speed up their game, he too stopped short and turned around.

Joe asked "what's wrong?" It's a small, small world Joe, and you're fired"

09/09/2014

Good day.
We will also be serving salt fish as usual on Tuesdays.
Thank you

09/09/2014

Good morning all. Here is the menu for today, Tuesday.

meal cou-cou
black eyed peas & rice
shepherd's pie
macaroni pie
creamed potatoes

fried bill fish
baked chicken
baked lamb chops

fried plantain
coleslaw
steamed veg
okras
tossed salad

Call 248-0877 by 10:00 to place your orders
Thank you
Shelly's Deli

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

“Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and said that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here.”

“That’s amazing!” said the one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?”

“Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay.

27/08/2014

Good morning all. Here's today's lunch menu:

chicken soup
field pea rice
shepherd's pie
macaroni pie
veg chow mein
creamed potatoes

coleslaw
steamed veg
okras
tossed salad

fried bill fish
baked chicken
baked lamb chops

Call 248-0877 by 10:00 to place your orders
Thank you
Shelly's Deli

“Do you mind telling me why you ran away from the operating room?” the hospital administrator asked the patient.

Because the nurse said, “Don’t be afraid!
An appendectomy is quite simple.”

” So….”

” So?” exclaimed the man..”She was talking that to the doctor!!!!