24/09/2026
😂 DON’T BE AVERAGE.
Apparently this is what peak HYROX preparation looks like…
500 wall balls before breakfast.
Push the sled to Melbourne — flights are for the weak. Neil agrees but remember Neil Mcauslane was a Commando and Commando's eat Crayons "PJ"
10-mile warm-up before your race because 1km clearly isn’t enough. Daniel Skinner this applies to you.
3kg of protein before you even open your eyes.
Sleep in the lunge position for maximum specificity.
Read the rulebook 11 times daily… then still ask us how heavy the sled is. Veronica Somerfield
And obviously drink your chalk. 💀
Or… hear us out…
Turn up.
Train consistently.
Do your running homework.
Recover properly.
Eat like an adult.
And trust the process.
Not quite as exciting, but significantly less chance of being hospitalised before Melbourne. 😂
8 WEEKS TO GO. GET THE WORK DONE.
TRAIN. RECOVER. REFUEL.
WE HAVE THE LAB — YOU BRING THE GRIT.