Simon Says

29/10/2026

What the hell is heaven for ?! My new song n I m open …

28/10/2026

We will be open tomrorow with truck - and shop..

Truck - two rocks rec centre car park from 4pm

Truck phone - 0406214141
Shop phone - 0414174666

Truck will run this new wagyu hot dog with brisket special tomorrow …

With some new items —-

Sunday our shop is close , truck is open .

And the UFO trailer will do a soft opening on Sunday …

27/10/2026

Truck and shop both open today .

Shop - 0414174666
Truck - 0406214141

Truck - two rocks rec centre car park

Shop - 7/227 Morrison road , midvale .

Truck is doing a sudden special tonight -

Wagyu hot dogs - ( double hot dog , brisket , egg n cheese crust, grilled onion, mustard, ketchup, bbq, cheese sauce , bnc mayo, ) -

Somehow my camera person didn’t record from the start 😢 priced - $18 (try)

🔥 shop will have below specials today till Thursday. .

👉 4x birria taco for - $36
👉 4x small cheeseburger , chips , 2x drinks $26.99
👉 buy any bbq meat (main dish) and get the second one 50% off ..

Thor’s hammer sold out . Thanks ❤️

27/10/2026

We are at two rocks today - instead of Morley. If you guys don’t know - every Tuesday there is food bank truck comes to rec centre car park (two rocks) - they gives free support with food for community —- what a great initiative …

They operate until 12.30 .
So our truck will open after 12.30 pm today …
We will start serving from 1 pm . Apologies but have to suport the food bank initiative .:)

Today from truck we will do Thor’s hammer special -

Due to some request -

Today -

👉 Thor’s hammer , special rice pilaf , duck fat potato , bone marrow gravy - $75

👉 Simo’s meatball roll - $18 (this is loaded with meatballs )

Our shop is open as usual —

Shop phone - 0414174666
Truck phone - 0406214141

26/10/2026

Location - Costco car park 😂😂
Many may not agree with what I am saying - because “knowledge” is not wisdom — tomrorow I will be open at two rocks - arm is bit better - need some money 😂😂

24/10/2026

Correction- actually our shop is open tomorrow as well - 041417466 (7/227 Morrison road , midvale )
Tomorrow shop will do specials -

👉 4x birria taco for - $36
👉 4x small cheeseburger , chips , 2x drinks $26.99
👉 buy any bbq meat (main dish) and get the second one 50% off ..

My apologies … thanks for understanding . ❤️

23/10/2026

I proudly present a new musical concept: “Aussie Baul Folktronica.”

I have three death anniversaries. The fourth one will be the last. 😂😂

Once upon a time, I used to work as an epitaph writer for the dead. Many didn’t have anything to write, so I used to write for them.
Many asked me, “What will be written on your grave?”

I used to say, “Remember me…!!! ”

Time went by. Life went by. And I have written over 6,000 songs. Every song is a life story….

Now I think I have something to gift to the human race.

And a book with 9 chapters, which I wrote over the last 37 years……

My dad would have been proud. He thought writing songs and trying to sing was for clowns 😂😂😂😂 (1990s middle-class dad 😊)

(Tomorrow, our shop is open 10–3 / 4–8:30.)

And I am close….

Many of these lyrics made me cry in the dark when I wrote them and when I thought of them and me and us.
Many of these songs made me cry when I listened to them after the studio touch..
Many made me laugh, dance, and taught me how to dream….
I wrote sadness with the music of happiness …

The singer’s voice is mine. Every song, I sing when I drive, when I work. I record, and then I mix and tweak with some help from software, apps, AI etc. A lot of work —😢

For those who don’t know, I used to be a professional DJ and music composer. I did many things - even worked as a … (?!)
Another side of Simon 😂😂

I will start uploading all the songs I have written, sang, and created over the years to Spotify soon…. If I make money from them - I will use them to publish my book - the price of the book will be a big surprise ..

Hopefully, the human race learns something from them….

In another post, I will tell you what all those songs are about.

162 different jobs. 67 countries.

I have a story to tell 😂

Have a good night, everyone….

There is no hashtag on this one …

23/10/2026

From 5pm today - we are serving “THOR’s HAMMER”
(Plz phone - 0406214141 to pace order ahead - will be busy )
(Shop is open from 4pm - phone to order - 0414174666)

Thor’s hammer (from truck only) will have (we had to change a bit - we have 11 Thors hammer -

$120 plate - (feeds 4)

🔥 2.5 kg beef hammer , Swedish and Japanese meatball (mixed - chicken beef ), special kurkuri rice pilaf (this contains nuts , dried fruit etc) (can be done nut free too), grilled cheesy roll or bun (2x) , cry rings

$180 (feed 6-8)

🔥 2.5 kg beef hammer , Aged bbq brisket, special kurkuri rice pilaf (this contains nuts , dried fruit etc) (can be done nut free too), grilled cheesy roll or bun (2x) , cry rings, Massive beef spring roll (2x), Mac n cheese bites, popcorn prawn, chilli cheese bites , chips .

🔥 Simo’s meatball roll - $18 (Swedish & Japanese meatballs ) (beef & chicken mixed )

🔥 Brisket Puri - $18 (3pc) (something different )

🔥🔥COMING SOON 🔥🔥

👉 Buglogi beef

23/10/2026

Ok. We are at it again . We have two lads a try - but they are not what I am looking for - and yes - I am strict when it comes to food and taking ownership of that money what customers gives us with trust — also this time - we won’t be even interested in anyone who are not living north side - when people desperate for jobs they take what they get - does commute for hours and then as soon as they find something closer - they quit..
then what about all the effort we put to train ?!

So this time we are looking for a chef or cook and an allrounder - but need to have their own transportation.

Thanks chef Simon

COOK / CHEF / EXPERIENCED ALL-ROUNDER WANTED 👨‍🍳

We’re looking for 1 experienced hospitality person around the Two Rocks / Yanchep area.

This is not a junior or training position. We need someone who can genuinely handle a busy food truck environment.

💰 $30–$40/hr, depending on proven skill and experience. Cash payment can also be arranged lawfully.

Please be honest about your experience 😜. A resume can say anything, but a short practical trial usually shows very quickly what someone can actually do. No need to oversell yourself 😂.

⏰ Mostly afternoons/evenings, finishing around 9:30pm
🕒 Around 25–35 hrs/week

For the right person, this could grow into a full-time role around $80K + super, with possible bonuses and profit share.

The role includes:
• Orders & customer service
• Fryer / kitchen work
• Prep
• Cleaning
• General all-rounder duties

Nobody here is above cleaning. If the boss can scrub floors after 30+ years as a chef, we all can 😜.

Our priority is simple: customers give us their hard-earned money, so we give them honest value, quality food and good service in return.

You must be reliable, fit for work, have your own transport and be willing to travel with the truck. Longer-distance travel may be compensated or pickup arranged.

If you genuinely have the experience, send us a message with your work history. 🙏

We also can skilled chef or cooks with sponsorship - but we will only offer it if we see you are an asset for Australia - and you intend to continue in this profession.

However we prefer local - but we also know it’s hard to find a good cooky or chefy that cares about honesty value and quality at the same time .

Our chefs and staff from Southside don’t wanna do the long trip and such- so now until we find a good team member - I will work alone .

Also it is worth noting when we do long distance event - pay can go up to $100 an hr depending on what revenue we are earning .

We also have bonus system - if our daily revenue goes above 2.5k - staff on shift gets extra payment per hour - and after that every $500 revenue increase on the day - gives more increment to pay as well.

22/10/2026

No food post today (location below ) - if your day started gloomy or dipped in thoughts - just watch this - a little smile may grow..

(The video is collected and all credit to the creator )

Today our shop opens at 4 pm .

Truck will be
Caversham Hall (food trucks event )

West Swan Rd, Perth, WA, Australia

Today we also will he doing a $10 bargain deal for the day and for followers …

Get your fix while you can -

45 winters have gone already 😂😂😂

Have a blessed day everyone