17/09/2026
Ok bi***es, listen up!
Serious post 💜 ahead.
Get a cuppa, this will take a while…
As you all know, last year was diagnosed with breast cancer 🩷 Although this was the scariest thing that has ever happened to me, the odds were always in my favor.
From day one I was told by my oncologist that this is treatable and the chance that everything will be ok are quite good.
It’s now almost one year of being cancer free 💪🏻 and so far I’m feeling great. I’m not completely out of the woods yet, my first milestone is the 3 year mark. Recurrence of the cancer in that time is most common. Year 4 and 5 are already much lower and after 5 years I will be officially cured and it’s unlikely to come back 🤞🏻
Unfortunately not every type of cancer has odds that are that good. The reason for that?
Money 💰 to fund research 🔬
I have a friend, her name is Cassie 💜 and right now, Cassie is going through something that you wouldn’t wish to anyone. Pancreatic cancer 🖕🏻 the absolute ar****le of all ar****le cancers out there 😞
Diagnosed in April she qualified for the whipple surgery, one of the most complex surgeries in the world.
Unfortunately only a couple of weeks later her cancer was back and it had spread to her liver and she was told that this is now terminal 🥺
Cassie is a single mum, her two children are exactly the same age as my boys. This is all so incredibly horrible and unfair.
And because I like doing things that are helpful, this will happen over the next few weeks:
My OG bi***es will remember me selling my BOOBZELS during October for breast cancer awareness. I have done this many times. I even had proper photos taken of me with my boobzels and the photographer was also Cassie 💜
And that’s why this year I will raise money for PANKIND 💜 Australia 💜 For Cassie & her family 🫶🏻 and for everyone affected by this s**t show!
There needs to be more treatment options for pancreatic cancers. Not just two. Yep, there are only two that might work. That’s not a lot. It’s shocking!
And that’s how I will do it:
I will sell heart 💜 shaped pretzels 🥨 for $5 each.
For every heart pretzel I will sell over the next couple of weeks, $1 will go to PanKind to research better and more effective treatment options 💪🏻
Order your heart 💜 pretzels for a bloody good cause NOW!
For those that would like to follow Cassie’s story, here is the link to her TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/.stubbs1?_r=1&_t=ZS-99o4NnWmrwK
If you would like to donate, please follow this link:
https://www.rememberseptember.org.au/fundraisers/strongertogetherteamcassandra
For a little extra help, please SHARE this post!
Let’s sell a s**t load of those salty hearts 🥨💜
Go Cass 💜💪🏻😘
🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪