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German Baking Queen Traditional German goods made by an inappropriate baker with a big heart. M rated for sure, you’ve been warned but my cakes a bloody delicious! Your GBQ

Welcome to my crazy food show.

07/10/2026

Today I’m celebrating 1 year since I’ve had my last chemotherapy.
I can’t believe how quickly this year went by.

Quick recap for my newbies:

In May 2025 I was diagnosed with triple negative breast cancer.
A very aggressive type of cancer that was keen to kill me real quick 🖕🏻 but thankfully I’ve found the lump early and at the beginning of June I started 4 months of chemotherapy. With the last one on October 6th 2025.

It’s been a year since and I’m doing bloody fantastic 🥳💪🏻

The hair is looking lush and yes it’s fu***ng curly (I try and straighten it a bit every morning but the beast is hard to tame 😅).

Next time I’ll see my oncologist I’ll complain about it, he has never told me about this kind of side effect 🙂‍↔️🤪

I’m sure he has pill 💊 for it 😂😅🤣

But jokes aside, I’m actually very glad that I’m still alive, so who cares what the hair look like 🤷🏼‍♀️

Happy Wednesday fu***rs… 🫶🏻

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This is how your next party could look like 🖤❤️💛 Celebrating GBQ style 🥨👌🏻Where the bread/pretzels are the highlight!I s...
05/10/2026

This is how your next party could look like 🖤❤️💛

Celebrating GBQ style 🥨👌🏻

Where the bread/pretzels are the highlight!
I swear I have seen guests filling up their handbags with pretzel 🥨 bites before they leave the party… 🤪😳

Have you ever seen someone do this with a store bought cracker? 🙂‍↔️🤷🏼‍♀️

Thanks Kisa for sending in this photo of your set up 🫶🏻❤️🥨

This weeks availabilities:

💜🤍💜 WEDNESDAY 7th 💜🤍💜

Pretzel 🥨 hearts ($5) for pancreatic cancer research fundraiser PANKIND

For every 🥨 heart I sell, I will donate $1 to PanKind

🧄 garlic dip, 280ml $6 or 450ml $9

🩷🤍🩷 FRIDAY 9th 🩷🤍🩷

👉🏻 Focaccia’s
Garlic & herb $10
Tomato & olives $15

👉🏻 Baguettes $7

👉🏻 Garlic or tuna dip, 280ml $6 or 450ml $9
👉🏻 Carrot dip, 280ml $7 or 450ml $10

Get on it!
Have a good day fu***rs 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

If you ever wondered what 104 pretzels 🥨 look like… that’s it!5 bags full of salty goodness 🥰And then another 11 pretzel...
03/10/2026

If you ever wondered what 104 pretzels 🥨 look like… that’s it!
5 bags full of salty goodness 🥰

And then another 11 pretzel 🥨 hearts 💜 for my cancer fundraiser 🥳

This Wednesday I’ll do more hearts, so please book if you’re keen.

For every pretzel I sell, I will donate $1 to Pankind, Pancreatic Cancer Australia

Tomorrow I will be at the Olivia Newton-John Walk for Wellness in the city 🩷
If anyone else is going let me know 😍

Also, next week Friday the 9th.
I will have lots of bread available!

🥖 Sourdough baguettes $7
🍞 Sourdough rye loafs $8.50
🫒 Focaccia’s (garlic & herb $10 or tomato & olive $15)

Order now!

Have a great weekend bi***es 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

Ok bi***es!It’s official. I’m funny 😆 If you wanna see with your own eyes, come to the comedy night October 27th🇩🇪🥨👑
02/10/2026

Ok bi***es!

It’s official.
I’m funny 😆

If you wanna see with your own eyes, come to the comedy night October 27th

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Alrighty bi***es, listen up!It’s October, and that means every Tom, Dick and Harry is celebrating Oktoberfest this month...
01/10/2026

Alrighty bi***es, listen up!

It’s October, and that means every Tom, Dick and Harry is celebrating Oktoberfest this month 🥨🍺

Which results in a very very busy GBQ.
If you need pretzels 🥨 you need to book in NOW!

Today I made 71 pretzels 🥨 and I will let you have a guess how long it took me to weigh every dough as well as roll them into a pretzels 🤔

What do you recon?

Oh and if anyone would like some bread next week Friday I’ll make some.

If I remember right, I’m going to make baguettes, focaccias and rye bread, so if anyone wanna jump onto it let me know asap 👌🏻

Have a good night fu***rs 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🇩🇪

Some days when my phone rings I think “who the f**k is this now…?” 😆 And sometimes I’m right to be annoyed 😒 but today t...
30/09/2026

Some days when my phone rings I think “who the f**k is this now…?” 😆

And sometimes I’m right to be annoyed 😒 but today the person on the other end just made ne happy and joyful that I’m glad that answered that call 📞

Zoe found my business this morning around 5am while scrolling on her phone. Thank fu***ng god she didn’t ring me straight away 😬 that would have annoyed me real bad lol 😂

Zoe is pregnant and has been craving pretzels 🥨 for many weeks now.
And we all know there aren’t many places in Melbourne that do proper pretzels 🥨
So she was even more delighted when she worked out that I’m literally just around the corner from her 🥳

So it was about 11am when I talked to her and she told me all about this.
And then I told her that today must be her lucky day because I am about to put some pretzels 🥨 into the oven and in fact I have some leftovers 😍🚀 💃🏼🥳 🎉 and they will be ready in about 1 hour 😳🤩

I think she was really really really happy about that.

And even happier when I told her that today I made pretzels 🥨 hearts 💜 for my pancreatic cancer research fundraiser.

Fu***ng jackpot!!!

Pregnancy cravings tick ✅
Supported a good cause tick ✅
Baby & mum happy tick ✅

Well done Queen 👑💪🏻🥨💜

So total 🥨 hearts sold today 47 and that is another $47 plus $5 I got extra, that will go to pankind_australia Pankind, Pancreatic Cancer Australia

Overall, a very good day today 😍🫶🏻

See ya fu***rs 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

First day of pretzel 🥨 hearts for pankind_australia 💜 52 hearts, so that’s the first $52 (plus an extra $5 from one bitc...
23/09/2026

First day of pretzel 🥨 hearts for pankind_australia 💜

52 hearts, so that’s the first $52 (plus an extra $5 from one bitch that gave a little extra 💸🫶🏻) that will go towards pancreatic cancer research 🔬

Next week Wednesday the 30th I’ll do it all over again, so order quickly 👌🏻

All YOU have to do is order and enjoy your salty hearts and will donate $1 for every order.

To everyone that has already ordered 🫶🏻
THANK YOU SO SO MUCH 💜💜💜

Have a great week you crazy lot!

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Ok bi***es, listen up!Serious post 💜 ahead. Get a cuppa, this will take a while…As you all know, last year was diagnosed...
17/09/2026

Ok bi***es, listen up!

Serious post 💜 ahead.
Get a cuppa, this will take a while…

As you all know, last year was diagnosed with breast cancer 🩷 Although this was the scariest thing that has ever happened to me, the odds were always in my favor.

From day one I was told by my oncologist that this is treatable and the chance that everything will be ok are quite good.

It’s now almost one year of being cancer free 💪🏻 and so far I’m feeling great. I’m not completely out of the woods yet, my first milestone is the 3 year mark. Recurrence of the cancer in that time is most common. Year 4 and 5 are already much lower and after 5 years I will be officially cured and it’s unlikely to come back 🤞🏻

Unfortunately not every type of cancer has odds that are that good. The reason for that?
Money 💰 to fund research 🔬

I have a friend, her name is Cassie 💜 and right now, Cassie is going through something that you wouldn’t wish to anyone. Pancreatic cancer 🖕🏻 the absolute ar****le of all ar****le cancers out there 😞

Diagnosed in April she qualified for the whipple surgery, one of the most complex surgeries in the world.
Unfortunately only a couple of weeks later her cancer was back and it had spread to her liver and she was told that this is now terminal 🥺

Cassie is a single mum, her two children are exactly the same age as my boys. This is all so incredibly horrible and unfair.

And because I like doing things that are helpful, this will happen over the next few weeks:

My OG bi***es will remember me selling my BOOBZELS during October for breast cancer awareness. I have done this many times. I even had proper photos taken of me with my boobzels and the photographer was also Cassie 💜

And that’s why this year I will raise money for PANKIND 💜 Australia 💜 For Cassie & her family 🫶🏻 and for everyone affected by this s**t show!

There needs to be more treatment options for pancreatic cancers. Not just two. Yep, there are only two that might work. That’s not a lot. It’s shocking!

And that’s how I will do it:

I will sell heart 💜 shaped pretzels 🥨 for $5 each.

For every heart pretzel I will sell over the next couple of weeks, $1 will go to PanKind to research better and more effective treatment options 💪🏻

Order your heart 💜 pretzels for a bloody good cause NOW!

For those that would like to follow Cassie’s story, here is the link to her TikTok:

https://www.tiktok.com/.stubbs1?_r=1&_t=ZS-99o4NnWmrwK

If you would like to donate, please follow this link:

https://www.rememberseptember.org.au/fundraisers/strongertogetherteamcassandra

For a little extra help, please SHARE this post!
Let’s sell a s**t load of those salty hearts 🥨💜

Go Cass 💜💪🏻😘

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

14/09/2026

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna…

All the carbs I can get.
But I wanna you make them for me.
I wanna enjoy my party, not worrying about food.

If you wanna be my caterer, you won’t regret!

Ok, ok… I stop with the Spice Girls lyrics 😂

What I really wanna say is:
Book GBQ CATERING for your next event.

Enjoy your guests.
Enjoy your party.
Enjoy delicious unique food that you never had before without moving a finger ❤️

Thank you Susan and family for letting me part of yet again on of your family celebrations 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ CATERING 👑🥨🇩🇪

Ok, here we go…I know this is absolutely fu***ng bananas 🍌 Even for my standards 😜😂😄😎But if last year has taught me some...
11/09/2026

Ok, here we go…

I know this is absolutely fu***ng bananas 🍌 Even for my standards 😜😂😄😎

But if last year has taught me something, it is that life is short and can be over so quickly.

I don’t wanna have regrets when I f**k off this planet and when this week the opportunity came up for me to do something totally ridiculous, I just said YES 🤷🏼‍♀️😅

And tickets are now live and my fu***ng face is on the website 🤣

I’m going to do STAND UP COMEDY 🫣😅🤪

And you can all come and watch ❤️
I need people there that laugh regardless so I don’t feel like a complete idiot 😂

I’m excited but nervous. Actually no, I’m s**tting myself lol 😆 but I do have a big mouth so I better use it well.

Now, I need content for my 5 minutes of fame.

If you remember something funny I said or did over the last 6 years please remind me so I can maybe use this on stage 🥸

And now click on this link and buy your tickets if you wanna see this crazy s**t take place.

It would mean the absolute world to me to see some of you bi***es there 🥰

https://www.germanweekmelbourne.com.au/events/german-comedy-night

And now I have 7 weeks to transform from German Baking Queen to German COMEDY Queen 😅🤪

Happy weekend bi***es 🫶🏻

🇩🇪🥨👑 GBQ ➡️ GCQ 👑🥨🇩🇪

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