The Blackduck Bakehouse

02/10/2026

01/10/2026

Today’s 4am terrible latte art. What are we seeing here?

01/10/2026

If pies could talk!

Apparently our pies have personalities. I was told today that the marking on the plain steak pies makes them it look like they’ve got something to say! What do you think they’re saying?

30/09/2026

Every morning starts the same.
Hundreds of empty tins and absolutely no damn idea how you lot are going to empty them again. But you do! 😂🥧

The daily ritual.
Fill ’em. Bake ’em. Sell ’em.
Wonder why we didn’t make more.
Repeat. 🦆

30/09/2026

BUILD A BOX. SAVE 10%. 🥧

4 pies? 10% off.
3 pies + 2 sausage rolls? 10% off.
40 pies because you’ve completely lost control? Still 10% off.

If it fits the deal, box it up and we’ll knock 10% off the lot.

Dinner sorted. Smoko sorted. Freezer dangerously well stocked.

BLACKDUCK BOXES
More pies. Less maths. 🦆

29/09/2026

Fresh out of the oven 🔥 Everything Bagel, Mixed Fruit, Multigrain and Rustic White sourdough.

Naturally leavened, fermented overnight and baked fresh this morning. Proper sourdough for $9.50 a loaf. Only a handful available today.

We get it up naturally around here 😏🥖

28/09/2026

You lot cleaned us OUT yesterday. 💀🥧

So we’re back at stupid o’clock doing it all over again.

Fresh pies. Full trays. Ready for another beating.

Burpengary, behave yourselves today. 😂

27/09/2026

WELL… THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY. 🦆

We tried.

The bakers tried.

The ovens tried.

The pie dashboard eventually just started screaming SOLD OUT at us.

And now the roller door has joined the conversation. 😂

That’s us done for today, Burpengary.

Thank you for absolutely cleaning us out. We’ll be back tomorrow after the night crew performs the ancient Blackduck ritual of turning an unreasonable amount of meat and pastry into pies again.

SOLD OUT. YOU ANIMALS. ❤️

See you tomorrow. 🥧🦆

25/09/2026

🥠 PEKING DUCK HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.

Slow-cooked duck mince swimming in a rich, sticky hoisin gravy, wrapped up in our golden flaky pastry.

Then, because apparently putting duck inside a duck bakery wasn’t enough…

We topped it with your fortune. 🥠

Will it predict wealth?
Love?
A mysterious stranger?

Probably not.

But it will tell you that buying another pie is an excellent financial decision.

Your fortune awaits. 🦆🥠

24/09/2026

Good morning. Today’s 5am attempt at terrible latte arts. Anyone know what the shape is?