18/12/2014
Reno was going through his old childhood albums, when he discovered an absolutely heartwarming moment in Reno/Santa relations...
Twas the night before Christmas, and young Reno had been waiting patiently for he's chance to ask Tim Allen (the Santa Claus) for he's Christmas wish. When Reno's turn came, Santa asked, "and what would you like for Christmas?" To which Reno replied, "I want to own a bar" shocked and confused, Santa gave Reno a copy of the classic Schwarzenegger film, "jingle all the way". Feeling somewhat dissatisfied Reno left. as he was making he's way out of the mall, Reno noticed a film obsessed homeless man with a tv but nothing to watch, twas at this moment that a most mighty deed was done in Christmas spirit and the young politically aware Reno parted with his beloved gift from Santa. At that same moment the Santa Claus caught a glimpse of this almighty deed and told his elve Danny DeVito to give Reno an envelope. But not to open it until Christmas day...
Christmas morning, and young Reno woke up full of excitement. He ran towards the Christmas tree to open he's presents. He received sweaters, socks, a copy of "Lee Carvallo's putting challenge" and finally, he reached for his final present. Reno opened the envelope, inside was a key with a note attached,
"See ya at the bar" - Santa
The film miracle on 34th street is based on these events.