Smash Mafia Harties

Smash Mafia Harties Smash Mafia- where burgers are a crime of passion. Hand-smashed patties, mafia-level flavour

11/06/2026

The Boss has spoken.
This week, two of our most wanted associates have entered Witness Protection...
🥩 The Philly "The Fixer" Cheese Steak Loaded with juicy steak, melted cheese and served with chips.
🐷 "Big Porky" Pulled Pork Sub Slow-cooked pulled pork, crunchy coleslaw and chips.
Both have been laying low, keeping a low profile, and trying very hard not to attract attention.
Their cover charge? Just R125 each.
Word on the street is they're moving fast. We can't confirm or deny anything, but if you know, you know. 🤌
📍 Smash Mafia at Laurentina 📞 WhatsApp bookings: 072 642 7950
🍔🤌🔫

20/05/2026

🚨 Witness Protection Program Update 🚨
This week’s undercover operation at Smash Mafia is called The Molotov 🔥🍔
Double beef patty.
American cheese.
Chilli cheese sauce.
Enough heat to make you change your identity after the first bite 😮‍💨
Watch until the end for the password… 🤫
The family rewards loyalty. 🕴️

12/05/2026

🚨 Witness Protection Burger of the Week 🚨
Meet The Escobar 🇲🇽🔥

2 juicy patties, melted cheese, salsa, guacamole, sour cream & jalapeños (optional… if you can handle the heat 😏)

This Mexican-inspired beast is undercover for a limited time only.

Don’t forget the password. 👀🍔

08/05/2026

🚨 THIS WEEK ONLY 🚨

The family has gone underground…
Introducing 🍔 THE WITNESS PROTECTION BURGER 🍔

A dangerous stack featuring:
🔥 Double Smash Patty
🔥 Garlic Glaze
🔥 Crispy Bacon
🔥 Melted Cheese
🔥 Garlic Mayo

All for just 💸 R95

But listen carefully… 🤫
You DON’T just order this burger.

You need the 🔑 SECRET PASSWORD hidden in the video.

No password?
No burger.
Capisce? 🕴️

🎥 Watch the video.
👀 Find the password.
🍔 Claim the Witness Protection Burger before it disappears.

🔥🍔 THURSDAY SPECIAL AT SMASH MAFIA! 🍔🔥This one’s for the crew…👉 BUY ANY 3 BURGERS👉 GET 1 FREE💥 ON ALL BURGERS 💥That’s ri...
16/04/2026

🔥🍔 THURSDAY SPECIAL AT SMASH MAFIA! 🍔🔥

This one’s for the crew…

👉 BUY ANY 3 BURGERS
👉 GET 1 FREE
💥 ON ALL BURGERS 💥

That’s right — more smash, more cheese, more attitude… for the same price. Perfect excuse to bring friends, family, or that one mate who always “just wants one bite.”

⏰ TODAY ONLY – THURSDAY
📍 Smash Mafia Burger Co. & Bar – Harties

No tricks. No nonsense. Just smash burgers done properly.
Pull up hungry. Leave happy. 😎

🍔🔥

🔥 TUESDAY SPECIAL – SMASH MAFIA 🔥The Underboss is making an offer you can’t refuse 😏🍔 UNDERBOSS SMASH BURGER🥤 Honeycomb ...
15/04/2026

🔥 TUESDAY SPECIAL – SMASH MAFIA 🔥

The Underboss is making an offer you can’t refuse 😏

🍔 UNDERBOSS SMASH BURGER
🥤 Honeycomb OR Oreo Shake
💰 ONLY R139

📌 IMPORTANT:
👉 You MUST show or mention this ad to qualify for the special
👉 Valid TUESDAY ONLY
👉 Sit-down only

Juicy smash patties, melted cheese, crispy bacon, and a thick shake to finish it off.
SHOW or MENTION THIS AD TO QUALIFY.

📍 Smash Mafia Burger Co. & Bar
⏰ Limited availability – first come, first served

Don’t sleep on this. Screenshot it. Show it. Eat like a boss. 🔥🍔

MONDAY SPECIAL!!!🔥 THE GODFATHER HAS ARRIVED 🔥This isn’t a burger… it’s an offer you can’t refuse.🍔 GODFATHER SMASH BURG...
13/04/2026

MONDAY SPECIAL!!!
🔥 THE GODFATHER HAS ARRIVED 🔥
This isn’t a burger… it’s an offer you can’t refuse.

🍔 GODFATHER SMASH BURGER
✔️ 2 smashed beef patties
✔️ Melted cheese & onion
✔️ Served with chips
💥 ONLY R99

Juicy. Messy. Criminally good.
One bite and you’re part of the family. 🕶️🍔

📍 Smash Mafia Harties
👉 R512, just past Pecanwood Estate, Hartbeespoort
🗺️ Find us on Google Maps:
Search “Smash Mafia Harties”

⏰ Limited availability
🍽️ Sit-down vibes • Takeaways welcome

Tag your crew. Pull up hungry.
Capisce? 😏

10/04/2026

🚨 Public Service Announcement from Smash Mafia 🚨
Don’t know who we are or what we do?
Fuhgeddaboudit… just listen to Carlos (aka The Don 😎🍔)
What we can tell you:
👀 Views so good they should be illegal
🍔 Smash burgers that are… well… criminally good 😏
🎤 Vibes approved by the boss himself
📍 Find us on the R512, Hartbeespoort (just past Pecanwood Estate… you can’t miss us 😉)
Come hungry… leave slightly suspicious of how good that burger was 🤌🔥
Tag your crew — this is one “crime scene” you WANT to be at 😂

Address

Portion 2 Of Farm Oude Rust
Hartbeespoort
0242

Opening Hours

Monday 09:00 - 20:30
Tuesday 10:00 - 21:00
Wednesday 10:00 - 21:00
Thursday 10:00 - 21:00
Friday 10:00 - 21:00
Saturday 10:00 - 21:00
Sunday 10:00 - 20:00

Telephone

+27726427950

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